10.) You are scared to reprimand you dog for messing in the house, fearing that he[/she] may one day rule the world.
9.) Anytime you get angry you say, "If I wasn't such a nice guy I'd summons your @$$."
8.) You heal the bosses to extend the battles.
7.) You raided your mom's jewelry box and glued all the stones to a plastic sword.
6.) You always carry a PlayStation controller to help advance through boring conversations.
5.) You are constantly in trouble because you mistakenly call your girlfriend, "Aeris." [Or maybe if you called you boyfriend Cloud]
4.) You walk around singing Madonna's song, "We are living in a Materia world, and I am a Materia girl."
3.) You keep repeating the Slums level to see all the "cute" outfits Cloud gets to try on.
2.) After attempting to breed Chocobos, you move on to the family pet.
1.) You start watching old tennis matches because you think Sephiroth is Steffi Graf.
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