10.) Video games cannot handle gang activity.
9.) Pulling off an upside down spinning helicopter kick will hurt you more than your opponent.
8.) There are no continues.
7.) You no longer have a block button.
6.) Your belt is black, but it does not mean anything.
5.) Fireballs are fictional.
4.) The only character you can choose is your wimpy self.
3.) You no longer have cat-like skills and will more than likely sprain a joint in the first two seconds.
2.) Your thumb muscles are larger than both your arms and your legs.
1.) You will get your butt kicked!
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