10.) You cannot do a back flip.
9.) Her plastic surgeon says she must stay off her feet for awhile.
8.) She will be too busy this weekend fighting crazed Tibetan Monks.
7.) You like Final Fantasy VII, and unfortunately, Lara does not like to role-play.
6.) On Friday night the only thing she will tie up is her pony-tail.
5.) She secretly has the hots for the Greedy Gamer.
4.) Ever since you gave up your career as an arms dealer, she has no use or you.
3.) She caught you playing Pandemonium 2.
2.) Sony has exclusive dating rights to Lara.
1.) Lara is not real, so get over it!
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