All Times are Eastern/PacificSept-October 2009 Schedule Tuesday, September 1, 2009 1:00 am Mad Men They're are forced to work after hours; Roger hosts a party; Joan and Greg host their own party 2:02 am Ferris Bueller's Day Off A teen (Matthew Broderick) plays hooky in Chicago with friends (Alan Ruck, Mia Sara). 4:30 am Broadcast News Reporter (Albert Brooks), producer (Holly Hunter) and anchorman (William Hurt) form TV triangle. 7:30 am For Keeps? Teens (Molly Ringwald, Randall Batinkoff) must marry because she's pregnant. 9:30 am Pretty in Pink Rich teen (Andrew McCarthy) asks an unpopular one (Molly Ringwald) to senior prom. 11:30 am Buffy the Vampire Slayer A cheerleader (Kristy Swanson) and her boyfriend (Luke Perry) face vampires. Paul Ruebens 1:30 pm The Skulls A college freshman (Joshua Jackson) joins an elite, dangerous society. 3:30 pm Blown Away Irish bomber (Tommy Lee Jones) targets old foe (Jeff Bridges) and his family. 6:00 pm Joe Kidd Land baron's (Robert Duvall) gunman (Clint Eastwood) joins rebel (John Saxon) in 1900 New Mexico. 8:00 pm Last of the Dogmen A bounty hunter (Tom Berenger) probes disappearances. 10:45 pm Pale Rider Mysterious preacher (Clint Eastwood) saves gold miners from villains Wednesday, September 02, 2009 1:15 am Mad Men The writers are forced to work after hours; Roger hosts a party; Joan and Greg host their own party. 2:17 am Blown Away Irish bomber (Tommy Lee Jones) targets old foe (Jeff Bridges) and his family. 4:45 am Mad Men The writers are forced to work after hours; Roger hosts a party; Joan and Greg host their own party. 5:47 am Movies That Shook the World (no episode description, your guess is as good as mine) 6:15 am No Name on the Bullet Town waits for gunman (Audie Murphy) to kill someone. 8:00 am Hombre Apache-raised white man (Paul Newman) protects stagecoach passengers. 10:30 am Joe Kidd Land baron's (Robert Duvall) gunman (Clint Eastwood) joins rebel (John Saxon) in 1900 New Mexico. 12:30 pm Pale Rider Mysterious preacher (Clint Eastwood) saves gold miners from villains. 3:00 pm Last of the Dogmen A bounty hunter (Tom Berenger) probes disappearances. 5:45 pm Dragonheart A dragon and his hunter (Dennis Quaid) unite to rid the land of a tyrant (David Thewlis). 8:00 pm Stargate A portal takes a crew (Kurt Russell, James Spader) to another planet. 10:30 pm Star Trek: Nemesis The Enterprise crew (Jonathan Frakes, Brent Spiner) fights a replica of Picard (Patrick Stewart). Thursday, September 03, 2009 1:00 am Wolf A midlife Manhattan editor (Jack Nicholson) turns into a werewolf. 4:00 am Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea A submarine crew battles a radioactive threat to Earth. 6:30 am The Fly A Canadian scientist's (Al Hedison) molecular disintegrator swaps his head with a fly's. 8:30 am The Day the World Ended Geologist (Richard Denning), captain's daughter (Lori Nelson), others hide from nuke mutants. 10:15 am Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea A submarine crew battles a radioactive threat to Earth. 12:45 pm Dragonheart A dragon and his hunter (Dennis Quaid) unite to rid the land of a tyrant (David Thewlis). 3:00 pm Star Trek: Nemesis The Enterprise crew (Jonathan Frakes, Brent Spiner) fights a replica of Picard (Patrick Stewart). 5:30 pm Stargate A portal takes a crew (Kurt Russell, James Spader) to another planet. 8:00 pm Young Frankenstein Absurd Dr. Frankenstein (Gene Wilder) makes a monster (Peter Boyle). 10:30 pm History of the World: Part I Bawdy segments include the dawn of man, Moses (Mel Brooks), Nero (Dom DeLuise). Friday, September 04, 2009 12:30 am Be Cool Chili Palmer (John Travolta) returns to run afoul of record-industry players. 3:00 am Running Scared Cool Chicago undercover officers (Gregory Hines, Billy Crystal) vs. drug lord (Jimmy Smits). 5:30 am Movies That Shook the World 6:00 am I Ought to Be in Pictures New York teen (Dinah Manoff) corners failed father (Walter Matthau) in Hollywood. 8:30 am Gun Shy A therapist (Sandra Bullock) helps an agent (Liam Neeson) who has lost his nerve. 10:30 am Be Cool Chili Palmer (John Travolta) runs afoul of record-industry players. 1:00 pm Running Scared Cool Chicago undercover officers (Gregory Hines, Billy Crystal) vs. drug lord (Jimmy Smits). 3:30 pm History of the World: Part I Bawdy segments include the dawn of man, Moses (Mel Brooks), Nero (Dom DeLuise). 5:30 pm Young Frankenstein Absurd Dr. Frankenstein (Gene Wilder) makes a monster (Peter Boyle). 8:00 pm Aliens (Alien 2) The survivor (Sigourney Weaver) of a horrific alien attack returns to planet LB 426 with soldiers. 11:00 pm Bride of Chucky An evil doll and its mate seek human form. Saturday, September 05, 2009 1:00 am The Beast Must Die Millionaire (Calvin Lockhart) plans to hunt guest who turns into werewolf. 3:00 am And Now the Screaming Starts Doctor (Peter Cushing) helps lord and bride (Stephanie Beacham) cope with hand and curse. 5:00 am Brigham Young Mormon leader (Dean Jagger) crosses Plains, founds Salt Lake City. 7:30 am Broken Arrow A scout (James Stewart) forges peace between Apaches and white settlers. 9:45 am The Nevadan U.S. marshal (Randolph Scott) and crooked rancher track gold thief (Forrest Tucker). 11:45 am Stagecoach (remake) Cheyenne-bound passengers (Ann-Margret, Alex Cord, Bing Crosby) have Indians for company. 2:15 pm Hellfighters An oil-rig firefighter's (John Wayne) daughter (Katharine Ross) marries his partner (Jim Hutton). 5:00 pm Aliens The survivor (Sigourney Weaver) of a horrific alien attack returns to planet LB 426 with soldiers. 8:00 pm End of Days An ex-cop (Arnold Schwarzenegger) must prevent a woman from bearing the Antichrist. 10:45 pm Commando A war vet battles an old foe to rescue his kidnapped child. Sunday, September 06, 2009 12:45 am End of Days An ex-cop (Arnold Schwarzenegger) must prevent a woman from bearing the Antichrist. 3:30 am Airport The manager (Burt Lancaster) of a Midwestern airport handles terminal hassles and a midair crisis. 6:30 am Airport '77 Hijacked private jet trapped 100 feet under water. Jimmy Stewart 9:00 am Hook Lawyer (Robin Williams) turns into Peter Pan to save kids from Captain Hook (Dustin Hoffman). 12:00 pm Jumanji Magic board-game summons perils, missing guy (Robin Williams). 2:30 pm Highlander A New Yorker (Christopher Lambert) beheads a swordsman, continuing a battle of immortals. 5:00 pm Stargate A portal takes a crew (Kurt Russell, James Spader) to another planet. 7:30 pm The Astronaut Farmer A former astronaut trainee (Billy Bob Thornton) builds his own rocket and plans to go up in space. 10:00 pm Mad Men Don and Gene cross paths; Peggy looks for a roommate; a wealthy new client. 11:02 pm Mad Men Don and Gene cross paths; Peggy looks for a roommate; a wealthy new client. Monday, September 07, 2009 12:03 am Breaking Bad Walt tries to reconnect with his family; Jesse struggles to rebuild his life. 1:00 am Mad Men Don and Gene cross paths; Peggy looks for a roommate; a wealthy new client. 2:02 am Hook Lawyer (Robin Williams) turns into Peter Pan to save kids from Captain Hook (Dustin Hoffman). 5:00 am Lover Come Back Rival adman (Rock Hudson) and adwoman (Doris Day) wind up in bed. 7:30 am Babe: Pig in the City Farmer's (James Cromwell) wife (Magda Szubanski), pig detained. Live action/animatronics. 9:30 am Jumanji Magic board-game summons perils, missing guy (Robin Williams). 12:00 pm Stargate A portal takes a crew (Kurt Russell, James Spader) to another planet. 2:30 pm The Astronaut Farmer A former astronaut trainee (Billy Bob Thornton) builds his own rocket and plans to go up in space. 5:00 pm The Rookie A middle-aged pitcher (Dennis Quaid) makes it to the major leagues. 8:00 pm For Love of the Game Pitcher (Kevin Costner) handles personal and professional crises. 11:15 pm Mad Men Don and Gene cross paths; Peggy looks for a roommate; a wealthy new client. Tuesday, September 08, 2009 12:17 am The Rookie A middle-aged pitcher (Dennis Quaid) makes it to the major leagues. 3:15 am Mad Men Don and Gene cross paths; Peggy looks for a roommate; a wealthy new client. 4:17 am Just Around the Corner Broke architect's (Charles Farrell) daughter (Shirley Temple) helps him start over. 6:00 am Young People A show-business family faces local prejudice after moving to a farm in rural New England. 7:45 am It Could Happen to You N.Y. policeman (Nicolas Cage) tips waitress (Bridget Fonda) $2 million. 10:00 am The Best Man A writer (Taye Diggs) meets an old flame (Nia Long) at his friend's (Morris Chestnut) wedding. 12:00 pm My Girl Undertaker's (Dan Aykroyd) daughter (Anna Chlumsky) meets boy (Macaulay Culkin) in summer of '72. 2:30 pm Rookie of the Year A boy (Thomas Ian Nicholas) becomes a phenom pitcher for the Chicago Cubs. 5:00 pm For Love of the Game Pitcher (Kevin Costner) handles personal and professional crises. 8:00 pm Stripes Lazy cabby (Bill Murray) and bored buddy (Harold Ramis) join Army. 10:30 pm Major League Lazy ballplayers (Tom Berenger, Charlie Sheen, Corbin Bernsen) hear new owner wants them to lose. Wednesday, September 09, 2009 1:00 am Mad Men Don and Gene cross paths; Peggy looks for a roommate; a wealthy new client. 2:02 am Stripes Lazy cabby (Bill Murray) and bored buddy (Harold Ramis) join Army. 4:30 am Mad Men Don and Gene cross paths; Peggy looks for a roommate; a wealthy new client. 5:32 am Movies That Shook the World 6:00 am 5:00 pm The Nutty Professor Potion turns goofy professor (Jerry Lewis) into lounge singer. 8:30 am The Naked Gun Detectives (Leslie Nielsen, George Kennedy) tackle an assassination plot. 10:30 am K-9 Detective (James Belushi) with girlfriend (Mel Harris) gets dog for partner. 1:00 pm K-911 A detective (James Belushi) and his dog track an unbalanced criminal. 3:00 pm Stripes Lazy cabby (Bill Murray) and bored buddy (Harold Ramis) join Army. 5:30 pm Major League Lazy ballplayers (Tom Berenger, Charlie Sheen, Corbin Bernsen) hear new owner wants them to lose. 8:00 pm End of Days An ex-cop (Arnold Schwarzenegger) must prevent a woman from bearing the Antichrist. 10:45 pm Reign of Fire Two men (Christian Bale, Matthew McConaughey) fight dragons in post-apocalyptic London. Thursday, September 10, 2009 12:45 am End of Days An ex-cop (Arnold Schwarzenegger) must prevent a woman from bearing the Antichrist. 3:30 am Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea A submarine crew battles a radioactive threat to Earth. 6:00 am Niagara Blonde (Marilyn Monroe) plots to kill edgy husband (Joseph Cotten) at Niagara Falls. 8:00 am Black Widow A federal analyst (Debra Winger) tracks a female Bluebeard (Theresa Russell) to Hawaii. 10:15 am Reign of Fire Two men (Christian Bale, Matthew McConaughey) fight dragons in post-apocalyptic London. 12:15 pm In the Line of Fire Master assassin (John Malkovich) toys with Secret Service agent (Clint Eastwood). 3:00 pm Two Mules for Sister Sara Profane Sister Sara (Shirley MacLaine) gets desert drifter (Clint Eastwood) to attack fort. 5:30 pm Pale Rider Mysterious preacher (Clint Eastwood) saves gold miners from villains. 8:00 pm Broken Trail A cowboy (Robert Duvall) and his nephew (Thomas Haden Church) rescue five Chinese from prostitution. Friday, September 11, 2009 12:00 am The Last Hard Men A marshal comes out of retirement when an old foe escapes. 2:15 am Three Kings Gulf War soldiers (George Clooney, Mark Wahlberg, Ice Cube) follow a treasure map. 4:45 am Gold Raiders The Three Stooges become thief-busting heroes out West. 6:00 am Night Passage Brother's (Audie Murphy) gang robs payroll guard's (James Stewart) train. 8:00 am The Last Hard Men A marshal comes out of retirement when an old foe escapes. 10:15 am The Package Army sergeant (Gene Hackman) and officer ex-wife (Joanna Cassidy) caught in Cold War plot. 12:45 pm Hamburger Hill Fourteen Army recruits try again and again to take a muddy hill in Vietnam. 3:15 pm Three Kings Gulf War soldiers (George Clooney, Mark Wahlberg, Ice Cube) follow a treasure map. 5:45 pm Mobsters Based on the rise of young Lucky Luciano and his pals. 8:00 pm GoodFellas An Irish-Italian hood (Ray Liotta) joins the 1950s New York Mafia. 11:00 pm The Return of the Living Dead Medical suppliers (Clu Gulager, James Karen) confront zombies. Saturday, September 12, 2009 1:00 am The Fly A scientist's (Jeff Goldblum) molecules merge with a fly's in this remake of the 1958 shocker. 3:00 am Puppet Master Psychics (Paul Le Mat, Irene Miracle, Matt Roe) meet puppets Pin Head, Blade and more. 5:00 am Destry Lawman (Audie Murphy) without gun tames town. 7:15 am Lonely Are the Brave A sheriff's (Walter Matthau) modern posse chases a cowboy (Kirk Douglas) who has escaped from jail. 9:45 am Ulzana's Raid A grizzled scout (Burt Lancaster) and a green lieutenant (Bruce Davison) track renegade Apaches. 12:15 pm Coogan's Bluff Arizona lawman (Clint Eastwood) extradites killer in Manhattan. 2:30 pm GoodFellas An Irish-Italian hood (Ray Liotta) joins the 1950s New York Mafia. 5:30 pm Lethal Weapon A detective's (Danny Glover) new partner (Mel Gibson) seems to have a death wish. 8:00 pm Lethal Weapon 2 Detectives (Mel Gibson, Danny Glover) nail South African-diplomat drug runner. 10:30 pm Lethal Weapon 3 Detectives (Mel Gibson, Danny Glover) and a wild woman crush a guns-to-gangs deal. Sunday, September 13, 2009 1:00 am Blown Away Irish bomber (Tommy Lee Jones) targets old foe (Jeff Bridges) and his family. 3:30 am Patton Gen. George S. Patton (George C. Scott) fights World War II. 7:30 am K-9 Detective (James Belushi) with girlfriend (Mel Harris) gets dog for partner. 10:00 am K-911 A detective (James Belushi) and his dog track an unbalanced criminal. 12:00 pm Lethal Weapon A detective's (Danny Glover) new partner (Mel Gibson) seems to have a death wish. 2:30 pm Lethal Weapon 2 Detectives (Mel Gibson, Danny Glover) nail South African-diplomat drug runner. 5:00 pm Lethal Weapon 3 Detectives (Mel Gibson, Danny Glover) and a wild woman crush a guns-to-gangs deal. 7:30 pm Top Gun A hot-shot Navy jet pilot (Tom Cruise) downs MiGs and loves an astrophysicist (Kelly McGillis). 10:00 pm Mad Men 11:02 pm Mad Men Don and Betty deal with Sally; Pete pursues a new business angle; Betty has a strange dream. Monday, September 14, 2009 12:03 am Breaking Bad Tensions mount at the White household; Hank suffers from the aftermath of his encounter with Tuco. 1:00 am Mad Men Don and Betty deal with Sally; Pete pursues a new business angle; Betty has a strange dream. 2:02 am Iron Eagle Ex-fighter pilot (Louis Gossett Jr.) helps Air Force brat (Jason Gedrick) free father. 4:45 am K-9 Detective (James Belushi) with girlfriend (Mel Harris) gets dog for partner. 7:15 am Uncommon Valor Colonel (Gene Hackman) leads Laos search for son and other MIAs. 9:45 am Iron Eagle Ex-fighter pilot (Louis Gossett Jr.) helps Air Force brat (Jason Gedrick) free father. 12:30 pm Blown Away Irish bomber (Tommy Lee Jones) targets old foe (Jeff Bridges) and his family. 3:00 pm Top Gun A hot-shot Navy jet pilot (Tom Cruise) downs MiGs and loves an astrophysicist (Kelly McGillis). 5:30 pm October Sky A West Virginia miner's son (Jake Gyllenhaal) becomes a NASA scientist. 8:00 pm The Astronaut Farmer A former astronaut trainee (Billy Bob Thornton) builds his own rocket and plans to go up in space. 10:30 pm Mad Men Don and Betty deal with Sally; Pete pursues a new business angle; Betty has a strange dream. 11:32 pm October Sky A West Virginia miner's son (Jake Gyllenhaal) becomes a NASA scientist. Tuesday, September 15, 2009 2:00 am Mad Men Don and Betty deal with Sally; Pete pursues a new business angle; Betty has a strange dream. 3:02 am St. Elmo's Fire Friends (Rob Lowe, Demi Moore, Andrew McCarthy) drift after graduating from college. 5:30 am Movies That Shook the World ``The China Syndrome'' causes public opinion to turn against nuclear power. 6:00 am The World's Greatest Lover Milwaukee baker (Gene Wilder) goes to 1920s Hollywood to be the next Valentino. 8:00 am The Toy (Richard Pryor, James Gleason) An unemployed man agrees to become a high-paid companion for a multimillionaire's spoiled son. 10:15 am Lucas Bullies tease boy (Corey Haim) in front of dream-girl (Kerri Green). 12:30 pm St. Elmo's Fire Friends (Rob Lowe, Demi Moore, Andrew McCarthy) drift after graduating from college. 3:00 pm Rookie of the Year A boy (Thomas Ian Nicholas) becomes a phenom pitcher for the Chicago Cubs. 5:30 pm The Astronaut Farmer A former astronaut trainee (Billy Bob Thornton) builds his own rocket and plans to go up in space. 8:00 pm Raising Helen A woman (Kate Hudson) gains custody of her late sister's children. 10:30 pm Ocean's Twelve Indebted criminals (George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon) plan an elaborate heist in Europe. Wednesday, September 16, 2009 1:30 am Mad Men Don and Betty deal with Sally; Pete pursues a new business angle; Betty has a strange dream. 2:32 am No Way Out The Secretary of Defense (Gene Hackman) makes a Pentagon aide (Kevin Costner) lead a spy manhunt. 5:00 am Mad Men Don and Betty deal with Sally; Pete pursues a new business angle; Betty has a strange dream. 6:02 am Don't Bother to Knock Airline pilot (Richard Widmark) flirts with deranged baby-sitter (Marilyn Monroe). 7:45 am Playing for Keeps High-school grads turn a hotel into a rock 'n' roll resort. 10:00 am Rookie of the Year A boy (Thomas Ian Nicholas) becomes a phenom pitcher for the Chicago Cubs. 12:30 pm No Way Out The Secretary of Defense (Gene Hackman) makes a Pentagon aide (Kevin Costner) lead a spy manhunt. 3:00 pm Get Shorty Loan shark (John Travolta) teams with movie producer (Gene Hackman) to be film mogul. 5:00 pm Ocean's Twelve Indebted criminals (George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon) plan an elaborate heist in Europe. 8:00 pm Firewall (Harrison Ford) To save his kidnapped family, a bank-security expert must break into a theft-proof computer system. 10:30 pm The Game A mysterious game invades a man's (Michael Douglas) ordered life. Thursday, September 17, 2009 1:30 am Get Shorty Loan shark (John Travolta) teams with movie producer (Gene Hackman) to be film mogul. 3:30 am Tora! Tora! Tora! History of Pearl Harbor attack, seen from both sides. 6:45 am Harrison's Flowers A woman (Andie MacDowell) does not believe her photojournalist husband (David Strathairn) is dead. 9:30 am The Game A mysterious game invades a man's (Michael Douglas) ordered life. 12:30 pm Ride With the Devil A soldier (Tobey Maguire) begins a romance with a widow (Jewel) 3:00 pm Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid An encroaching posse in Wyoming prompts outlaws (Paul Newman, Robert Redford) to try out Bolivia. 5:30 pm Chisum New Mexico cattle baron (John Wayne) vs. 1870s land-grabber (Forrest Tucker) 8:00 pm Dances With Wolves A Union officer (Kevin Costner) at a frontier outpost befriends the Lakota and adopts their culture. Friday, September 18, 2009 12:00 am Ride With the Devil A soldier (Tobey Maguire) begins a romance with a widow (Jewel). 2:30 am Guns of Diablo Boy (Kurt Russell) and wagonmaster (Charles Bronson) find trouble. 4:30 am Flaming Star Son (Elvis Presley) of settler and Kiowa must choose side in 1870s Texas. 6:30 am Blood on the Arrow A trader's wife cares for the survivor of an Indian attack. 8:30 am The Stalking Moon Scout (Gregory Peck) rescues white woman (Eva Marie Saint) and her half-Indian son. 11:00 am Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid An encroaching posse in Wyoming prompts outlaws (Paul Newman, Robert Redford) to try out Bolivia. 1:30 pm Chisum New Mexico cattle baron (John Wayne) vs. 1870s land-grabber (Forrest Tucker) 4:00 pm Dances With Wolves A Union officer (Kevin Costner) at a frontier outpost befriends the Lakota and adopts their culture. 8:00 pm Lonesome Dove Two former Texas Rangers join a cattle drive to Montana Territory. Saturday, September 19, 2009 12:00 am Psycho (remake) A woman (Anne Heche) steals cash and stays at a madman's (Vince Vaughn) motel. 2:30 am Piñata: Survival Island An evil spirit terrorizes partygoers (Nicholas Brendon, Jaime Pressly) on an island. 4:15 am Sabretooth A big-game hunter (David Keith) searches for a saber-toothed tiger. 6:15 am The Rare Breed English widow (Maureen O'Hara) and drifter (James Stewart) go to Texas with her Hereford bull. 8:30 am Red Sun Outlaw (Charles Bronson) and samurai (Toshirô Mifune) team up in Old West. 11:00 am Posse Deserters (Mario Van Peebles, Stephen Baldwin, Charles Lane) defend black township in Old West. 1:30 pm Pale Rider Mysterious preacher (Clint Eastwood) saves gold miners from villains. 4:00 pm Lonesome Dove Two former Texas Rangers join a cattle drive to Montana Territory. 8:00 pm Lonesome Dove Jake's involvement with the Suggs gang reaches a tragic climax; Gus reunites with an old flame. Sunday, September 20, 2009 12:00 am Pale Rider Mysterious preacher (Clint Eastwood) saves gold miners from villains. 2:30 am Posse Deserters (Mario Van Peebles, Stephen Baldwin, Charles Lane) defend black township in Old West. 5:00 am AMC Storymakers 6:00 am Sabrina Tycoon's sons (Harrison Ford, Greg Kinnear) vie for chauffeur's daughter (Julia Ormond). 9:00 am Mad Men Pete and Ken are affected by changes at Sterling Cooper; Don and Sal go on a business trip. 10:00 am Mad Men Betty's father visits; Sterling Cooper handles a very specific client request. 11:00 am Mad Men The writers are forced to work after hours; Roger hosts a party; Joan and Greg host their own party. 12:00 pm Mad Men Don and Gene cross paths; Peggy looks for a roommate; a wealthy new client. 1:00 pm Mad Men Don and Betty deal with Sally; Pete pursues a new business angle; Betty has a strange dream. 2:00 pm The Secret of My Success Would-be yuppie (Michael J. Fox) from Kansas sorts mail in Manhattan. 4:30 pm Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang A thief (Robert Downey Jr.) learns investigative techniques from a detective (Val Kilmer) 6:30 pm Any Given Sunday Quarterback (Dennis Quaid) and coach (Al Pacino) clash with team's new owner (Cameron Diaz) 10:00 pm Mad Men 11:02 pm Mad Men A surprise visit; Sally is spooked; Joan gets some unexpected news. Monday, September 21, 2009 12:03 am Breaking Bad Walt returns to work; Skinny Pete gets ripped off; Jesse gets more than he bargained for. 1:00 am Mad Men A surprise visit; Sally is spooked; Joan gets some unexpected news. 2:02 am Three Kings Gulf War soldiers (George Clooney, Mark Wahlberg, Ice Cube) follow a treasure map. 4:30 am Uncommon Valor Colonel (Gene Hackman) leads Laos search for son and other MIAs. 7:00 am The Package Army sergeant (Gene Hackman) and officer ex-wife (Joanna Cassidy) caught in Cold War plot. 9:30 am Three Kings Gulf War soldiers (George Clooney, Mark Wahlberg, Ice Cube) follow a treasure map. 12:00 pm Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang A thief (Robert Downey Jr.) learns investigative techniques from a detective (Val Kilmer) 2:00 pm Any Given Sunday Quarterback (Dennis Quaid) and coach (Al Pacino) clash with team's new owner (Cameron Diaz) 5:30 pm Stripes Lazy cabby (Bill Murray) and bored buddy (Harold Ramis) join Army. 8:00 pm Lethal Weapon A detective's (Danny Glover) new partner (Mel Gibson) seems to have a death wish. 10:30 pm Lethal Weapon 2 Detectives (Mel Gibson, Danny Glover) nail South African-diplomat drug runner. Tuesday, September 22, 2009 1:00 am Mad Men A surprise visit; Sally is spooked; Joan gets some unexpected news. 2:02 am Stripes Lazy cabby (Bill Murray) and bored buddy (Harold Ramis) join Army. 4:30 am Mad Men A surprise visit; Sally is spooked; Joan gets some unexpected news. 5:32 am Movies That Shook the World 6:00 am The Adventure of Sherlock Holmes' Smarter Brother Sigerson Holmes (Gene Wilder) and friends (Madeline Kahn, Marty Feldman) try to stop Moriarty. 8:00 am Bachelor Party Hookers, mule and more show up for guy's (Tom Hanks) bash. 10:30 am History of the World: Part I Bawdy segments include the dawn of man, Moses (Mel Brooks), Nero (Dom DeLuise) 12:30 pm Stripes Lazy cabby (Bill Murray) and bored buddy (Harold Ramis) join Army. 3:00 pm Lethal Weapon A detective's (Danny Glover) new partner (Mel Gibson) seems to have a death wish. 5:30 pm Lethal Weapon 2 Detectives (Mel Gibson, Danny Glover) nail South African-diplomat drug runner. 8:00 pm Lethal Weapon 3 Detectives (Mel Gibson, Danny Glover) and a wild woman crush a guns-to-gangs deal. 10:30 pm Starsky & Hutch Two detectives (Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson) investigate a cocaine dealer. Wednesday, September 23, 2009 12:30 am Mad Men A surprise visit; Sally is spooked; Joan gets some unexpected news. 1:32 am In the Line of Fire Master assassin (John Malkovich) toys with Secret Service agent (Clint Eastwood) 4:15 am Mad Men A surprise visit; Sally is spooked; Joan gets some unexpected news. 5:17 am The AMC Project 6:15 am The Concorde: Airport '79 Arms dealer (Robert Wagner) aims to silence girlfriend (Susan Blakely) aboard SST. 8:45 am The Firm An Ivy League lawyer (Tom Cruise) goes to work at a small Memphis firm no one has ever left alive. 12:15 pm Witness Hunted detective (Harrison Ford) moves in with Amish widow (Kelly McGillis) and her son. 2:45 pm In the Line of Fire Master assassin (John Malkovich) toys with Secret Service agent (Clint Eastwood) 5:30 pm Lethal Weapon 3 Detectives (Mel Gibson, Danny Glover) and a wild woman crush a guns-to-gangs deal. 8:00 pm Batman Begins Bruce Wayne (Christian Bale) becomes Gotham City's Dark Knight. 11:00 pm Catwoman A shy artist (Halle Berry) acquires feline strength and agility. Thursday, September 24, 2009 1:00 am Highlander (Sean Connery) A New Yorker (Christopher Lambert) beheads a swordsman, continuing a battle of immortals. 3:30 am The Howling Newswoman (Dee Wallace) finds werewolves in doctor's (Patrick Macnee) retreat. 5:30 am The Alligator People A mad scientist (George Macready) mutates a nurse's (Beverly Garland) spouse (Richard Crane) 7:15 am Missing in Action An American (Chuck Norris) escapes from Viet Cong and rescues others. 9:30 am Braddock: Missing in Action 3 U.S. colonel (Chuck Norris) returns to Vietnam, fights way out. 12:00 pm Highlander A New Yorker (Christopher Lambert) beheads a swordsman, continuing a battle of immortals. 2:30 pm The Delta Force Commandos (Chuck Norris, Lee Marvin) negotiate with terrorist skyjackers. 5:30 pm Delta Force 2 Colonel (Chuck Norris) leads raid on Latin thug's (Billy Drago) cocaine cartel. 8:00 pm Top Gun (a past Monstervision feature) A hot-shot Navy jet pilot (Tom Cruise) downs MiGs and loves an astrophysicist (Kelly McGillis) 10:30 pm Commando A war vet battles an old foe to rescue his kidnapped child. Friday, September 25, 2009 12:30 am The Delta Force Commandos (Chuck Norris, Lee Marvin) negotiate with terrorist skyjackers. 3:30 am The Bridge at Remagen Military antagonists (George Segal, Robert Vaughn) mull the fate of a Rhine bridge. 6:15 am Tora! Tora! Tora! History of Pearl Harbor attack, seen from both sides. 9:30 am The Dirty Dozen A U.S. major (Lee Marvin) turns 12 GI felons into commandos for a raid on the Nazis before D-Day. 1:00 pm Hamburger Hill Fourteen Army recruits try again and again to take a muddy hill in Vietnam. 3:30 pm Commando A war vet battles an old foe to rescue his kidnapped child. 5:30 pm Top Gun A hot-shot Navy jet pilot (Tom Cruise) downs MiGs and loves an astrophysicist (Kelly McGillis). 8:00 pm Ghostbusters (comedy) Parapsychologists (Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd, Harold Ramis) hunt New York poltergeists. 10:30 pm Ghostbusters II Parapsychologists (Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd) fight New York's pink slime. Saturday, September 26, 2009 1:00 am Ghostbusters Parapsychologists (Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd, Harold Ramis) hunt New York poltergeists. 3:30 am Ghostbusters II Parapsychologists (Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd) fight New York's pink slime. 6:00 am Gold Raiders The Three Stooges become thief-busting heroes out West. 7:15 am Backlash Gunman (Richard Widmark) seeks gold-thief father with widow (Donna Reed) 9:15 am The Bravados Man (Gregory Peck) hunts outlaws he blames for wife's rape/murder. 11:30 am The Stalking Moon Scout (Gregory Peck) rescues white woman (Eva Marie Saint) and her half-Indian son. 2:00 pm Mustang Country Old cowboy (Joel McCrea) and Indian boy track wild horse in 1925. 4:00 pm Dances With Wolves A Union officer (Kevin Costner) at a frontier outpost befriends the Lakota and adopts their culture. 8:00 pm Wyatt Earp Portrait traces him from boy to lawman (Kevin Costner) Sunday, September 27, 2009 12:30 am Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid An encroaching posse in Wyoming prompts outlaws (Paul Newman, Robert Redford) to try out Bolivia. 3:00 am Wyatt Earp Portrait traces him from boy to lawman (Kevin Costner) 7:30 am The Best Man A writer (Taye Diggs) meets an old flame (Nia Long) at his friend's (Morris Chestnut) wedding. 9:30 am St. Elmo's Fire Friends (Rob Lowe, Demi Moore, Andrew McCarthy) drift after graduating from college. 12:00 pm Pretty in Pink Rich teen (Andrew McCarthy) asks an unpopular one (Molly Ringwald) to senior prom. 2:00 pm October Sky A West Virginia miner's son (Jake Gyllenhaal) becomes a NASA scientist. 4:30 pm The Astronaut Farmer A former astronaut trainee (Billy Bob Thornton) builds his own rocket and plans to go up in space. 7:00 pm GoodFellas An Irish-Italian hood (Ray Liotta) joins the 1950s New York Mafia. 10:00 pm Mad Men 11:02 pm Mad Men Monday, September 28, 2009 12:03 am Breaking Bad Jesse and Walt discuss expanding into new territories; Hank struggles to fit in. 1:00 am Mad Men 2:02 am The Firm An Ivy League lawyer (Tom Cruise) goes to work at a small Memphis firm no one has ever left alive. 5:30 am Shootout Steven Spielberg; Francis Ford Coppola. 6:00 am Sky Riders Terrorists hold man's (Robert Culp) wife (Susannah York) and kids. 8:00 am The Firm An Ivy League lawyer (Tom Cruise) goes to work at a small Memphis firm no one has ever left alive. 11:30 am The Astronaut Farmer A former astronaut trainee (Billy Bob Thornton) builds his own rocket and plans to go up in space. 2:00 pm GoodFellas An Irish-Italian hood (Ray Liotta) joins the 1950s New York Mafia. 5:00 pm Mystic River A detective (Kevin Bacon) probes the murder of his friend's (Sean Penn) daughter. 8:00 pm Under the Tuscan Sun A woman (Diane Lane) moves to Italy and befriends a married man. 10:45 pm Mad Men 11:47 pm My Girl Undertaker's (Dan Aykroyd) daughter (Anna Chlumsky) meets boy (Macaulay Culkin) in summer of '72. Tuesday, September 29, 2009 2:15 am Mad Men 3:17 am Sabrina Tycoon's sons (Harrison Ford, Greg Kinnear) vie for chauffeur's daughter (Julia Ormond) 6:00 am Sitting Pretty Parents (Robert Young, Maureen O'Hara) of brats have Mr. Belvedere (Clifton Webb) baby-sit. 8:00 am Cheaper by the Dozen Time/motion-study pioneers (Clifton Webb, Myrna Loy) run brood of 12 efficiently. 10:00 am For Keeps? Teens (Molly Ringwald, Randall Batinkoff) must marry because she's pregnant. 12:00 pm Sabrina Tycoon's sons (Harrison Ford, Greg Kinnear) vie for chauffeur's daughter (Julia Ormond). 3:00 pm My Girl Undertaker's (Dan Aykroyd) daughter (Anna Chlumsky) meets boy (Macaulay Culkin) in summer of '72. 5:30 pm Under the Tuscan Sun A woman (Diane Lane) moves to Italy and befriends a married man. 8:00 pm Any Given Sunday Quarterback (Dennis Quaid) and coach (Al Pacino) clash with team's new owner (Cameron Diaz) 11:30 pm Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang A thief (Robert Downey Jr.) learns investigative techniques from a detective (Val Kilmer) Wednesday, September 30, 2009 1:30 am Mad Men Betty tries her hand at politics; Don thinks about the future; Peggy receives a luxurious gift 2:32 am Rookie of the Year A boy (Thomas Ian Nicholas) becomes a phenom pitcher for the Chicago Cubs. 5:00 am Mad Men [repeated from 1:30] 6:02 am D-Day, the Sixth of June Two officers recall relationships with the same woman. 8:30 am Patton Gen. George S. Patton (George C. Scott) fights World War II. 12:30 pm Commando A war vet battles an old foe to rescue his kidnapped child. 2:30 pm Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang A thief (Robert Downey Jr.) learns investigative techniques from a detective (Val Kilmer) 4:30 pm Any Given Sunday Quarterback (Dennis Quaid) and coach (Al Pacino) clash with team's new owner (Cameron Diaz) 8:00 pm Lethal Weapon A detective's (Danny Glover) new partner (Mel Gibson) seems to have a death wish. 10:30 pm Lethal Weapon 2 Detectives (Mel Gibson, Danny Glover) nail South African-diplomat drug runner. Thursday, October 1, 2009 1:00 am Commando A war vet battles an old foe to rescue his kidnapped child. 3:00 am Force 10 From Navarone British major (Robert Shaw) and U.S. colonel (Harrison Ford) lead commando raid on bridge. 6:00 am Hercules Greek muscleman (Steve Reeves) begins 12 labors, saves princess (Sylva Koscina) 8:15 am K-9 Detective (James Belushi) with girlfriend (Mel Harris) gets dog for partner. 10:45 am K-911 A detective (James Belushi) and his dog track an unbalanced criminal. 12:45 pm K-9: P.I. A retired detective (James Belushi) and his dog chase burglars. 3:00 pm Lethal Weapon A detective's (Danny Glover) new partner (Mel Gibson) seems to have a death wish. 5:30 pm Lethal Weapon 2 Detectives (Mel Gibson, Danny Glover) nail South African-diplomat drug runner. 8:00 pm Analyze This A powerful yet insecure gangster (Robert De Niro) sees a therapist (Billy Crystal) 10:30 pm The Whole Nine Yards Someone wants a hit man (Bruce Willis) and his neighbor (Matthew Perry) dead Friday, October 02, 2009 12:30 am History of the World: Part I Bawdy segments include the dawn of man, Moses (Mel Brooks), Nero (Dom DeLuise) 2:30 am It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World A police captain (Spencer Tracy) follows a mad dash for $350,000 buried under "a big W" 6:00 am Movies That Shook the World 6:30 am Iron Eagle Ex-fighter pilot (Louis Gossett Jr.) helps Air Force brat (Jason Gedrick) free father. 9:15 am The Naked Gun: From The Files Of Police Squad! Detectives (Leslie Nielsen, George Kennedy) tackle an assassination plot. 11:15 am The Toy (Richard Pryor, Jackie Gleason) An unemployed man agrees to become a high-paid companion for a multimillionaire's spoiled son. 1:30 pm History of the World: Part I Bawdy segments include the dawn of man, Moses (Mel Brooks), Nero (Dom DeLuise) 3:30 pm The Whole Nine Yards Someone wants a hit man (Bruce Willis) and his neighbor (Matthew Perry) dead. 5:30 pm Analyze This A powerful yet insecure gangster (Robert De Niro) sees a therapist (Billy Crystal) 8:00 pm Field of Dreams A voice tells an Iowa farmer (Kevin Costner) to build a baseball field. 10:30 pm For Love of the Game Pitcher (Kevin Costner) handles personal and professional crises. Saturday, October 03, 2009 1:30 am The Flesh Eaters Travelers meet mad marine biologist (Martin Kosleck) and his tiny devourers. 3:30 am The Flesh and the Fiends Two supply a Scottish doctor (Peter Cushing) with cadavers. 5:30 am Destry Lawman (Audie Murphy) without gun tames town. 7:45 am No Name on the Bullet Town waits for gunman (Audie Murphy) to kill someone. 9:30 am Stagecoach (remake) Cheyenne-bound passengers (Ann-Margret, Alex Cord, Bing Crosby) have Indians for company. 12:00 pm Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid An encroaching posse in Wyoming prompts outlaws (Paul Newman, Robert Redford) to try out Bolivia. 2:30 pm Field of Dreams A voice tells an Iowa farmer (Kevin Costner) to build a baseball field. 5:00 pm For Love of the Game Pitcher (Kevin Costner) handles personal and professional crises. 8:00 pm Major League Lazy ballplayers (Tom Berenger, Charlie Sheen, Corbin Bernsen) hear new owner wants them to lose. 10:30 pm The Rookie A middle-aged pitcher (Dennis Quaid) makes it to the major leagues. Sunday, October 04, 2009 1:30 am Major League Lazy ballplayers (Tom Berenger, Charlie Sheen, Corbin Bernsen) hear new owner wants them to lose. 4:00 am Airport The manager (Burt Lancaster) of a Midwestern airport handles terminal hassles and a midair crisis. 7:00 am Black Widow A federal analyst (Debra Winger) tracks a female Bluebeard (Theresa Russell) to Hawaii. 9:15 am Witness Hunted detective (Harrison Ford) moves in with Amish widow (Kelly McGillis) and her son. 11:45 am Lucas Bullies tease boy (Corey Haim) in front of dream-girl (Kerri Green). 2:00 pm The Rookie A middle-aged pitcher (Dennis Quaid) makes it to the major leagues. 5:00 pm Top Gun (a past Monstervision feature) A hot-shot Navy jet pilot (Tom Cruise) downs MiGs and loves an astrophysicist (Kelly McGillis). 7:30 pm The Bone Collector A quadriplegic detective (Denzel Washington) and a cop (Angelina Jolie) hunt a serial killer. 10:00 pm Mad Men 11:02 pm Mad Men Don and Betty go on a business trip; Pete helps a neighbor. Monday, October 05, 2009 12:03 am Breaking Bad Walt and Jesse seek advice from a shady attorney when Badger gets in trouble with the law 1:00 am Mad Men Don and Betty go on a business trip; Pete helps a neighbor. 2:02 am The Bone Collector A quadriplegic detective (Denzel Washington) and a cop (Angelina Jolie) hunt a serial killer. 4:30 am The Four Feathers A former soldier (Heath Ledger) tries to help his old regiment in Africa. 7:30 am Pretty in Pink Rich teen (Andrew McCarthy) asks an unpopular one (Molly Ringwald) to senior prom. 9:30 am Hook Lawyer (Robin Williams) turns into Peter Pan to save kids from Captain Hook (Dustin Hoffman) 12:30 pm Top Gun A hot-shot Navy jet pilot (Tom Cruise) downs MiGs and loves an astrophysicist (Kelly McGillis) 3:00 pm Jumanji Magic board-game summons perils, missing guy (Robin Williams) 5:30 pm The Secret of My Success Would-be yuppie (Michael J. Fox) from Kansas sorts mail in Manhattan. 8:00 pm Raising Helen A woman (Kate Hudson) gains custody of her late sister's children. 10:45 pm Mad Men Don and Betty go on a business trip; Pete helps a neighbor. 11:47 pm The Secret of My Success Would-be yuppie (Michael J. Fox) from Kansas sorts mail in Manhattan. Tuesday, October 06, 2009 2:15 am Mad Men Don and Betty go on a business trip; Pete helps a neighbor. 3:17 am Battle at Bloody Beach U.S. civilian (Audie Murphy) supplies Filipino guerrillas with weapons. 5:00 am Tank Commandos U.S. officer's (Robert Barron) demo team seeks bridge used by German tanks. 6:45 am Uncommon Valor Colonel (Gene Hackman) leads Laos search for son and other MIAs. 9:15 am Missing in Action An American (Chuck Norris) escapes from Viet Cong and rescues other POWs. 11:30 am Missing in Action 2: The Beginning U.S. colonel (Chuck Norris) vs. slave-labor/opium overlord (Soon-Teck Oh). 1:30 pm The Naked Gun Detectives (Leslie Nielsen, George Kennedy) tackle an assassination plot. 3:30 pm K-9 Detective (James Belushi) with girlfriend (Mel Harris) gets dog for partner. 6:00 pm K-911 A detective (James Belushi) and his dog track an unbalanced criminal. 8:00 pm The Astronaut Farmer A former astronaut trainee (Billy Bob Thornton) builds his own rocket and plans to go up in space. 10:30 pm Analyze This A powerful yet insecure gangster (Robert De Niro) sees a therapist (Billy Crystal) Wednesday, October 07, 2009 1:00 am Mad Men Don and Betty go on a business trip; Pete helps a neighbor. 2:02 am No Way Out The Secretary of Defense (Gene Hackman) makes a Pentagon aide (Kevin Costner) lead a spy manhunt. 4:30 am Mad Men Don and Betty go on a business trip; Pete helps a neighbor. 5:32 am Gun Shy A therapist (Sandra Bullock) helps an agent (Liam Neeson) who has lost his nerve. 7:30 am Black Widow A federal analyst (Debra Winger) tracks a female Bluebeard (Theresa Russell) to Hawaii. 9:45 am No Way Out The Secretary of Defense (Gene Hackman) makes a Pentagon aide (Kevin Costner) lead a spy manhunt. 12:15 pm Analyze This A powerful yet insecure gangster (Robert De Niro) sees a therapist (Billy Crystal) 2:45 pm The Astronaut Farmer A former astronaut trainee (Billy Bob Thornton) builds his own rocket and plans to go up in space. 5:15 pm Last of the Dogmen A bounty hunter (Tom Berenger) probes disappearances. 8:00 pm Lonesome Dove Two former Texas Rangers join a cattle drive to Montana Territory. Thursday, October 08, 2009 12:00 am Two Mules for Sister Sara Profane Sister Sara (Shirley MacLaine) gets desert drifter (Clint Eastwood) to attack fort. 2:30 am In the Line of Fire Master assassin (John Malkovich) toys with Secret Service agent (Clint Eastwood) 5:15 am Hollywood Vietnam 6:15 am The Osterman Weekend A CIA agent (John Hurt) sets a trap for a man's (Rutger Hauer) shady friends. 8:30 am In the Line of Fire Master assassin (John Malkovich) toys with Secret Service agent (Clint Eastwood) 11:15 am Coogan's Bluff Arizona lawman (Clint Eastwood) extradites killer in Manhattan. 1:30 pm Two Mules for Sister Sara Profane Sister Sara (Shirley MacLaine) gets desert drifter (Clint Eastwood) to attack fort. 4:00 pm Lonesome Dove (part 1) Two former Texas Rangers join a cattle drive to Montana Territory. 8:00 pm Lonesome Dove (part 2) Jake's involvement with the Suggs gang reaches a tragic climax; Gus reunites with an old flame. Friday, October 09, 2009 12:00 am Shenandoah Rich Virginia farmer (James Stewart) joins Civil War. 2:30 am The Last Hard Men A marshal comes out of retirement when an old foe escapes. 4:45 am The Man From the Alamo The sole survivor (Glenn Ford) of the Alamo finds his family slain and seeks revenge. 6:45 am Night Passage Brother's (Audie Murphy) gang robs payroll guard's (James Stewart) train. 8:45 am Coogan's Bluff Arizona lawman (Clint Eastwood) extradites killer in Manhattan. 11:00 am Shenandoah Rich Virginia farmer (James Stewart) joins Civil War. 1:30 pm Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid An encroaching posse in Wyoming prompts outlaws (Paul Newman, Robert Redford) to try out Bolivia. 4:00 pm Lonesome Dove (part 2) Jake's involvement with the Suggs gang reaches a tragic climax; Gus reunites with an old flame. 8:00 pm Any Given Sunday Quarterback (Dennis Quaid) and coach (Al Pacino) clash with team's new owner (Cameron Diaz) 11:30 pm Sabretooth A big-game hunter (David Keith) searches for a saber-toothed tiger. Saturday, October 10, 2009 1:30 am Magic A mad ventriloquist's (Anthony Hopkins) demon dummy drives him to murder in the Catskills. 4:00 am The Curse of the Living Corpse Relatives (Helen Waren, Margot Hartman) die soon after rich man's (Roy Scheider) buried alive. 6:00 am The Great Northfield Minnesota Raid Cole Younger (Cliff Robertson), Jesse James (Robert Duvall) and their gang go north to rob a bank. 8:15 am The Last Wagon Wagon-train teens survive Indian attack with fugitive (Richard Widmark) 10:30 am Warlock (1959 version) After ridding a town of outlaws, a gunslinger is challenged by one of the men who helped him. 1:15 pm Hombre Apache-raised white man (Paul Newman) protects stagecoach passengers. 3:45 pm The Last Hard Men A marshal comes out of retirement when an old foe escapes. 6:00 pm Joe Kidd Land baron's (Robert Duvall) gunman (Clint Eastwood) joins rebel (John Saxon) in 1900 New Mexico. 8:00 pm Rio Bravo Sheriff (John Wayne) and deputies (Dean Martin, Ricky Nelson) try to hold rancher's brother in jail. 11:00 pm Chisum New Mexico cattle baron (John Wayne) vs. 1870s land-grabber (Forrest Tucker) Sunday, October 11, 2009 1:30 am Rio Bravo Sheriff (John Wayne) and deputies (Dean Martin, Ricky Nelson) try to hold rancher's brother in jail. 4:30 am Jumanji Magic board-game summons perils, missing guy (Robin Williams) 7:00 am Lover Come Back Rival adman (Rock Hudson) and adwoman (Doris Day) wind up in bed. 9:30 am The Jewel of the Nile (sequel) Mercenary (Michael Douglas) rescues writer (Kathleen Turner), after "Romancing the Stone" 12:00 pm Jumanji Magic board-game summons perils, missing guy (Robin Williams) 2:30 pm Sabrina Tycoon's sons (Harrison Ford, Greg Kinnear) vie for chauffeur's daughter (Julia Ormond) 5:30 pm The Blue Lagoon Shipwrecked boy (Christopher Atkins) and girl (Brooke Shields) grow up as lovers. 7:30 pm Rain Man A wheeler-dealer (Tom Cruise) meets his autistic-savant brother (Dustin Hoffman) 10:00 pm Mad Men 11:02 pm Mad Men Don and Sal have trouble giving the clients what they want; Betty hosts a fundraiser. Monday, October 12, 2009 12:03 am Breaking Bad Walt and his family wait for news after he undergoes a PET-CT scan. 1:00 am Mad Men Don and Sal have trouble giving the clients what they want; Betty hosts a fundraiser. 2:02 am The Blue Lagoon Shipwrecked boy (Christopher Atkins) and girl (Brooke Shields) grow up as lovers. 4:00 am Hook Adult (Robin Williams) turns back into Peter Pan to save kids from Captain Hook (Dustin Hoffman) 7:00 am Broadcast News Reporter (Albert Brooks), producer (Holly Hunter) and anchorman (William Hurt) form TV triangle. 10:00 am Sabrina Tycoon's sons (Harrison Ford, Greg Kinnear) vie for chauffeur's daughter (Julia Ormond) 1:00 pm The Blue Lagoon Shipwrecked boy (Christopher Atkins) and girl (Brooke Shields) grow up as lovers. 3:00 pm Rain Man A wheeler-dealer (Tom Cruise) meets his autistic-savant brother (Dustin Hoffman). 5:30 pm Major League Lazy ballplayers (Tom Berenger, Charlie Sheen, Corbin Bernsen) hear new owner wants them to lose. 8:00 pm Field of Dreams A voice tells an Iowa farmer (Kevin Costner) to build a baseball field. 10:30 pm Mad Men Don and Sal have trouble giving the clients what they want; Betty hosts a fundraiser. 11:32 pm The Astronaut Farmer A former astronaut trainee (Billy Bob Thornton) builds his own rocket and plans to go up in space. Tuesday, October 13, 2009 2:00 am Mad Men Don and Sal have trouble giving the clients what they want; Betty hosts a fundraiser. 3:02 am Curly Top Rich man (John Boles) adopts orphan (Shirley Temple) and her big sister (Rochelle Hudson) 4:45 am Little Miss Broadway An orphan (Temple) rejuvenates some ex-vaudevillians. 6:30 am For Keeps? Teens (Molly Ringwald, Randall Batinkoff) must marry because she's pregnant. 8:30 am Mad Men Don and Sal have trouble giving the clients what they want; Betty hosts a fundraiser. 9:32 am Mystic River A detective (Kevin Bacon) probes the murder of his friend's (Sean Penn) daughter. 12:30 pm The Astronaut Farmer A former astronaut trainee (Billy Bob Thornton) builds his own rocket and plans to go up in space. 3:00 pm Major League Lazy ballplayers (Tom Berenger, Charlie Sheen, Corbin Bernsen) hear new owner wants them to lose. 5:30 pm Field of Dreams A voice tells an Iowa farmer (Kevin Costner) to build a baseball field. 8:00 pm Wyatt Earp Portrait traces him from boy to lawman (Kevin Costner) Wednesday, October 14, 2009 12:30 am Dances With Wolves A Union officer (Kevin Costner) at a frontier outpost befriends the Lakota and adopts their culture. 4:30 am Mad Men Don and Sal have trouble giving the clients what they want; Betty hosts a fundraiser. 5:32 am Movies That Shook the World 6:00 am Movies That Shook the World Issues raised by "Fatal Attraction" 6:30 am Donovan's Reef Navy guys (John Wayne, Lee Marvin) cover for buddy in paradise. 9:00 am Witness Hunted detective (Harrison Ford) moves in with Amish widow (Kelly McGillis) and her son. 11:30 am Dances With Wolves A Union officer (Kevin Costner) at a frontier outpost befriends the Lakota and adopts their culture. 3:30 pm Wyatt Earp Portrait traces him from boy to lawman (Kevin Costner) 8:00 pm Lethal Weapon 3 Detectives (Mel Gibson, Danny Glover) and a wild woman crush a guns-to-gangs deal. 10:30 pm Starsky & Hutch Two detectives (Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson) investigate a cocaine dealer. Thursday, October 15, 2009 12:30 am Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang A thief (Robert Downey Jr.) learns investigative techniques from a detective (Val Kilmer) 2:30 am 48 HRS. A rumpled detective (Nick Nolte) and a slick convict (Eddie Murphy) hunt a killer in San Francisco. 4:30 am The Adventure of Sherlock Holmes' Smarter Brother Sigerson Holmes (Gene Wilder) and friends (Madeline Kahn, Marty Feldman) try to stop Moriarty. 6:30 am The Jewel of the Nile Mercenary (Michael Douglas) rescues writer (Kathleen Turner), after ``Romancing the Stone.'' 9:00 am Running Scared Cool Chicago undercover officers (Gregory Hines, Billy Crystal) vs. drug lord (Jimmy Smits) 11:30 am 48 HRS. A rumpled detective (Nick Nolte) and a slick convict (Eddie Murphy) hunt a killer in San Francisco. 1:30 pm Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang A thief (Robert Downey Jr.) learns investigative techniques from a detective (Val Kilmer) 3:30 pm Starsky & Hutch Two detectives (Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson) investigate a cocaine dealer. 5:30 pm Lethal Weapon 3 Detectives (Mel Gibson, Danny Glover) and a wild woman crush a guns-to-gangs deal. 8:00 pm Stargate A portal takes a crew (Kurt Russell, James Spader) to another planet. 10:30 pm Reign of Fire Two men (Christian Bale, Matthew McConaughey) fight dragons in post-apocalyptic London. Friday, October 16, 2009 12:30 am Dragonheart (voice of Sean Connery) A dragon and his hunter (Dennis Quaid) unite to rid the land of a tyrant (David Thewlis) 2:45 am Missing in Action 2: The Beginning U.S. colonel (Chuck Norris) vs. slave-labor/opium overlord (Soon-Teck Oh). 4:45 am Gold Raiders The Three Stooges become thief-busting heroes out West. 6:00 am Sink the Bismarck! British captain (Kenneth More) and Wren aide (Dana Wynter) lead 1941 chase. 8:15 am Braddock: Missing in Action 3 U.S. colonel (Chuck Norris) returns to Vietnam, fights way out. 10:45 am The Package Army sergeant (Gene Hackman) and officer ex-wife (Joanna Cassidy) caught in Cold War plot. 1:15 pm Dragonheart A dragon and his hunter (Dennis Quaid) unite to rid the land of a tyrant (David Thewlis) 3:30 pm Reign of Fire Two men (Christian Bale, Matthew McConaughey) fight dragons in post-apocalyptic London. 5:30 pm Stargate A portal takes a crew (Kurt Russell, James Spader) to another planet. 8:00 pm First Blood Rambo (Sylvester Stallone) takes on sheriff (Brian Dennehy) and National Guard. 10:00 pm The Delta Force Commandos (Chuck Norris, Lee Marvin) negotiate with terrorist skyjackers. Saturday, October 17, 2009 1:00 am Puppet Master Psychics (Paul Le Mat, Irene Miracle, Matt Roe) meet puppets Pin Head, Blade and more. 3:00 am Earth vs. the Spider Teacher (Ed Kemmer) and teens (June Kenney, Gene Persson) hunt spider enlarged by A-bomb. 4:45 am The Duel at Silver Creek Marshal (Stephen McNally) deputizes Silver Kid (Audie Murphy) to track claim jumper. 6:30 am Lonesome Dove (part 1) Two former Texas Rangers join a cattle drive to Montana Territory. 10:30 am Lonesome Dove (part 2) Jake's involvement with the Suggs gang reaches a tragic climax; Gus reunites with an old flame. 2:30 pm The Dirty Dozen A U.S. major (Lee Marvin) turns 12 GI felons into commandos for a raid on the Nazis before D-Day. 6:00 pm First Blood Rambo (Sylvester Stallone) takes on sheriff (Brian Dennehy) and National Guard. 8:00 pm Rambo: First Blood Part 2 Ex-Green Beret (Sylvester Stallone) goes on Vietnam mission. 10:00 pm Lethal Weapon A detective's (Danny Glover) new partner (Mel Gibson) seems to have a death wish. Sunday, October 18, 2009 12:30 am Lethal Weapon 2 Detectives (Mel Gibson, Danny Glover) nail South African-diplomat drug runner. 3:00 am Twelve O'Clock High Allied officers (Gregory Peck, Dean Jagger, Gary Merrill) run bombing raids out of England. 6:00 am Movies That Shook the World 6:30 am The Dirty Dozen A U.S. major (Lee Marvin) turns 12 GI felons into commandos for a raid on the Nazis before D-Day. 10:00 am Lethal Weapon A detective's (Danny Glover) new partner (Mel Gibson) seems to have a death wish. 12:30 pm Lethal Weapon 2 Detectives (Mel Gibson, Danny Glover) nail South African-diplomat drug runner. 3:00 pm Lethal Weapon 3 Detectives (Mel Gibson, Danny Glover) and a wild woman crush a guns-to-gangs deal. 5:30 pm Rambo: First Blood Part 2 Ex-Green Beret (Sylvester Stallone) goes on Vietnam mission. 7:30 pm Firewall To save his kidnapped family, a bank-security expert must break into a theft-proof computer system. 10:00 pm Mad Men 11:02 pm Mad Men The firm celebrates a milestone; Peggy and Paul compete on an account. Monday, October 19, 2009 12:03 am Breaking Bad Walt and Hank get into a heated argument at a party; Skyler opens up to her boss. 1:00 am Mad Men The firm celebrates a milestone; Peggy and Paul compete on an account. 2:02 am No Way Out The Secretary of Defense (Gene Hackman) makes a Pentagon aide (Kevin Costner) lead a spy manhunt. 4:30 am Niagara Blonde (Marilyn Monroe) plots to kill edgy husband (Joseph Cotten) at Niagara Falls. 6:30 am Mystery Men Aspiring superheroes (Hank Azaria, Janeane Garofalo, William H. Macy) attempt to defeat a villain. 9:00 am No Way Out The Secretary of Defense (Gene Hackman) makes a Pentagon aide (Kevin Costner) lead a spy manhunt. 11:30 am Ocean's Twelve Indebted criminals (George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon) plan an elaborate heist in Europe. 2:30 pm The Rookie A middle-aged pitcher (Dennis Quaid) makes it to the major leagues. 5:30 pm Field of Dreams A voice tells an Iowa farmer (Kevin Costner) to build a baseball field. 8:00 pm Rain Man A wheeler-dealer (Tom Cruise) meets his autistic-savant brother (Dustin Hoffman) 10:30 pm Mad Men The firm celebrates a milestone; Peggy and Paul compete on an account. 11:32 pm Field of Dreams A voice tells an Iowa farmer (Kevin Costner) to build a baseball field. Tuesday, October 20, 2009 2:00 am Mad Men The firm celebrates a milestone; Peggy and Paul compete on an account. 3:02 am The Sun Also Rises Hemingway's Jake Barnes (Tyrone Power) and Lady Brett (Ava Gardner) in 1920s Europe. 6:00 am Captain January Orphan girl (Shirley Temple) lives with lighthouse keeper (Guy Kibbee) 7:45 am Pretty in Pink Rich teen (Andrew McCarthy) asks an unpopular one (Molly Ringwald) to senior prom. 9:45 am The Rookie A middle-aged pitcher (Dennis Quaid) makes it to the major leagues. 12:45 pm The Toy An unemployed man agrees to become a high-paid companion for a multimillionaire's spoiled son. 3:00 pm The Secret of My Success Would-be yuppie (Michael J. Fox) from Kansas sorts mail in Manhattan. 5:30 pm Rain Man A wheeler-dealer (Tom Cruise) meets his autistic-savant brother (Dustin Hoffman) 8:00 pm Top Gun A hot-shot Navy jet pilot (Tom Cruise) downs MiGs and loves an astrophysicist (Kelly McGillis) 10:30 pm Stripes Lazy cabby (Bill Murray) and bored buddy (Harold Ramis) join Army, accidentally invading a country. Wednesday, October 21, 2009 1:00 am Mad Men The firm celebrates a milestone; Peggy and Paul compete on an account. 2:02 am The Jewel of the Nile Mercenary (Michael Douglas) rescues writer (Kathleen Turner), after ``Romancing the Stone" 4:30 am Mad Men The firm celebrates a milestone; Peggy and Paul compete on an account. 5:32 am Shootout 6:00 am Don't Bother to Knock Airline pilot (Richard Widmark) flirts with deranged baby-sitter (Marilyn Monroe) 7:45 am The Jewel of the Nile Mercenary (Michael Douglas) rescues writer (Kathleen Turner), after ``Romancing the Stone" 10:15 am The Secret of My Success Would-be yuppie (Michael J. Fox) from Kansas sorts mail in Manhattan. 12:45 pm Mobsters Based on the rise of young Lucky Luciano and his pals. 3:00 pm Top Gun A hot-shot Navy jet pilot (Tom Cruise) downs MiGs and loves an astrophysicist (Kelly McGillis) 5:30 pm Stripes Lazy cabby (Bill Murray) and bored buddy (Harold Ramis) join Army. 8:00 pm Ghostbusters (comedy) Parapsychologists (Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd, Harold Ramis) hunt New York poltergeists. 10:30 pm Ghostbusters II Parapsychologists (Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd) fight New York's pink slime. Sigourney Weaver Thursday, October 22, 2009 1:00 am K-9: P.I. A retired detective (James Belushi) and his dog chase burglars. 3:15 am Bachelor Party Hookers, mule and more show up for guy's (Tom Hanks) bash. 5:45 am Shootout 6:15 am Seven Thieves Scholarly crook (Edward G. Robinson) recruits for Monte Carlo casino caper. 8:45 am Get Shorty Loan shark (John Travolta) teams with movie producer (Gene Hackman) to be film mogul. 10:45 am 48 HRS. A rumpled detective (Nick Nolte) and a slick convict (Eddie Murphy) hunt a killer in San Francisco. 12:45 pm K-9: P.I. A retired detective (James Belushi) and his dog chase burglars. 3:00 pm Ghostbusters Parapsychologists (Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd, Harold Ramis) hunt New York poltergeists. 5:30 pm Ghostbusters II Parapsychologists (Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd) fight New York's pink slime. 8:00 pm The Perfect Storm 11:00 pmThe Perfect Storm A fishing boat sails into the storm of the century. Friday, October 23, 2009 2:00 am Stargate A portal takes a crew (Kurt Russell, James Spader) to another planet. 4:30 am Airport The manager (Burt Lancaster) of a Midwestern airport handles terminal hassles and a midair crisis. 7:30 am Airport 1975 Stewardess (Karen Black) flies struck jet until pilot (Charlton Heston) can board by helicopter. 10:00 am Lethal Weapon A detective's (Danny Glover) new partner (Mel Gibson) seems to have a death wish. 12:30 pm Lethal Weapon 2 Detectives (Mel Gibson, Danny Glover) nail South African-diplomat drug runner. 3:00 pm Lethal Weapon 3 Detectives (Mel Gibson, Danny Glover) and a wild woman crush a guns-to-gangs deal. 5:30 pm Stargate A portal takes a crew (Kurt Russell, James Spader) to another planet. 8:00 pm Alien A merciless horror boards a crew's (Tom Skerritt, Sigourney Weaver, John Hurt) space tanker. 10:30 pm Aliens (sequel) The survivor (Sigourney Weaver) of a horrific alien attack returns to planet LB 426 with soldiers. Saturday, October 24, 2009 1:30 am The Return of the Living Dead Medical suppliers (Clu Gulager, James Karen) confront zombies. 3:30 am Backstory Gregory Peck and Lee Remick star in The Omen 4:30 am Jack the Ripper U.S. detective (Lee Patterson) helps Scotland Yarder (Eddie Byrne) hunt Victorian slasher. 6:15 am The Brain Eaters Subterranean parasites tunnel to the Earth's surface to turn unwary humans into obedient zombies. 7:30 am The Fly A Canadian scientist's (Al Hedison) molecular disintegrator swaps his head with a fly's. 9:30 am Dracula Van Helsing (Laurence Olivier) hunts the vampire count (Frank Langella) 12:00 pm Exorcist: The Beginning A former priest (Stellan Skarsgard) fights demonic possession in Egypt. 2:30 pm Alien A merciless horror boards a crew's (Tom Skerritt, Sigourney Weaver, John Hurt) space tanker. 5:00 pm Aliens The survivor (Sigourney Weaver) of a horrific alien attack returns to planet LB 426 with soldiers. 8:00 pm Alien 3 Lone woman (Sigourney Weaver) finds thugs, zealots and horror on prison planet. 10:30 pm Alien Resurrection Humans (Sigourney Weaver, Winona Ryder, Ron Perlman) aboard a spaceship battle rampaging aliens. Sunday, October 25, 2009 1:00 am Wolf A midlife Manhattan editor (Jack Nicholson) turns into a werewolf. 4:00 am The Beast Must Die Millionaire (Calvin Lockhart) plans to hunt guest who turns into werewolf. 6:00 am The Frighteners (comedy) A psychic detective (Michael J. Fox) probes supernatural killings. John Astin 8:30 am Raising Cain Mad alter-ego brothers (John Lithgow) round up children for their crackpot father's experiments. 10:30 am Wolf A midlife Manhattan editor (Jack Nicholson) turns into a werewolf. 1:30 pm Alien 3 Lone woman (Sigourney Weaver) finds thugs, zealots and horror on prison planet. 4:00 pm Alien Resurrection Humans (Sigourney Weaver, Winona Ryder, Ron Perlman) aboard a spaceship battle rampaging aliens. 6:30 pm The Shining Writer (Jack Nicholson) goes mad with wife (Shelley Duvall), son (Danny Lloyd) at snowbound hotel. 10:00 pm Mad Men A former client returns; Betty goes on a trip with the kids; Joan and Greg plan for their future. Monday, October 26, 2009 12:03 am Breaking Bad Saul proposes a new business partner; Skyler makes a shocking discovery at work. 1:00 am Mad Men A former client returns; Betty goes on a trip with the kids; Joan and Greg plan for their future. 2:02 am Psycho (remake) A woman (Anne Heche) steals cash and stays at a madman's (Vince Vaughn) motel. 4:30 am The Innocents A governess and two children are haunted by dead servants. 6:45 am Movies That Shook the World 7:15 am The Fly A Canadian scientist's (Al Hedison) molecular disintegrator swaps his head with a fly's. 9:15 am The Fly II The son (Eric Stoltz) of "The Fly" mutates at the laboratory of an evil tycoon (Lee Richardson) 11:30 am Psycho A woman (Anne Heche) steals cash and stays at a madman's (Vince Vaughn) motel. 2:00 pm The Shining Writer (Jack Nicholson) goes mad with wife (Shelley Duvall), son (Danny Lloyd) at snowbound hotel. 5:30 pm Exorcist: The Beginning A former priest (Stellan Skarsgard) fights demonic possession in Egypt. 8:00 pm Thirteen Ghosts A widower (Tony Shalhoub), his children and others run from vengeful spirits. 10:00 pm Halloween (1979) An escaped masked killer stalks a baby sitter (Jamie Lee Curtis) and her friends on Halloween. Tuesday, October 27, 2009 12:00 am Thir13teen Ghosts A widower (Tony Shalhoub), his children and others run from vengeful spirits. 2:00 am Raising Cain Mad alter-ego brothers (John Lithgow) round up children for their crackpot father's experiments. 4:00 am The Fly II The son (Eric Stoltz) of ``The Fly'' mutates at the laboratory of an evil tycoon (Lee Richardson) 6:15 am Frankenstein Meets the Space Monster Android astronaut (Robert Reilly) protects Puerto Rican women from martian. 8:00 am King Kong (1976) Zoologist (Jeff Bridges), blonde (Jessica Lange) and oilman (Charles Grodin) bring back big ape. 11:00 am Wolf A midlife Manhattan editor (Jack Nicholson) turns into a werewolf. 2:00 pm Raising Cain Mad alter-ego brothers (John Lithgow) round up children for their crackpot father's experiments. 4:00 pm Thir13teen Ghosts A widower (Tony Shalhoub), his children and others run from vengeful spirits. 6:00 pm Halloween An escaped masked killer stalks a baby sitter (Jamie Lee Curtis) and her friends on Halloween. 8:00 pm Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers Dr. Loomis (Donald Pleasence) hunts killer Mike once again. 10:00 pm Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers Dr. Loomis (Donald Pleasence) meets killer Mike's niece (Danielle Harris) Wednesday, October 28, 2009 12:00 am Buffy the Vampire Slayer A cheerleader (Kristy Swanson) and her boyfriend (Luke Perry) face vampires. 2:00 am The Frighteners A psychic detective (Michael J. Fox) probes supernatural killings. 4:30 am And Now the Screaming Starts Doctor (Peter Cushing) helps lord and bride (Stephanie Beacham) cope with hand and curse. 6:30 am Backstory Interviews with director John Carpenter and Jamie Lee Curtis. 7:30 am Puppet Master Psychics (Paul Le Mat, Irene Miracle, Matt Roe) meet puppets Pin Head, Blade and more. 9:30 am The Return of the Living Dead Medical suppliers (Clu Gulager, James Karen) confront zombies. 11:30 am The Frighteners A psychic detective (Michael J. Fox) probes supernatural killings. 2:00 pm Buffy the Vampire Slayer A cheerleader (Kristy Swanson) and her boyfriend (Luke Perry) face vampires. 4:00 pm Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers Dr. Loomis (Donald Pleasence) hunts killer Mike once again. 6:00 pm Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers Dr. Loomis (Donald Pleasence) meets killer Mike's niece (Danielle Harris) 8:00 pm House on Haunted Hill A mogul (Geoffrey Rush) offers guests money to stay in a haunted asylum. 10:00 pm Return to House on Haunted Hill Treasure hunters visit a mansion inhabited by ghosts. 11:45 pm Exorcist: The Beginning A former priest (Stellan Skarsgard) fights demonic possession in Egypt. Thursday, October 29, 2009 2:15 am Bride of Chucky An evil doll and its mate seek human form. 4:15 am Piñata: Survival Island An evil spirit terrorizes partygoers (Nicholas Brendon, Jaime Pressly) on an island. 6:00 am Earth vs. the Spider Teacher (Ed Kemmer) and teens (June Kenney, Gene Persson) hunt spider enlarged by A-bomb. 7:45 am Blood of Dracula A girls-school teacher (Louise Lewis) turns a student (Sandra Harrison) into a vampire. 9:15 am Dracula Van Helsing (Laurence Olivier) hunts the vampire count (Frank Langella) 11:45 am Exorcist: The Beginning A former priest (Stellan Skarsgard) fights demonic possession in Egypt. 2:15 pm Bride of Chucky An evil doll and its mate seek human form. 4:15 pm House on Haunted Hill A mogul (Geoffrey Rush) offers guests money to stay in a haunted asylum. 6:15 pm Return to House on Haunted Hill Treasure hunters visit a mansion inhabited by ghosts. 8:00 pm End of Days An ex-cop (Arnold Schwarzenegger) must prevent a woman from bearing the Antichrist. 10:45 pm Thir13teen Ghosts A widower (Tony Shalhoub), his children and others run from vengeful spirits. Friday, October 30, 2009 12:45 am House on Haunted Hill A mogul (Geoffrey Rush) offers guests money to stay in a haunted asylum. 2:45 am Return to House on Haunted Hill Treasure hunters visit a mansion inhabited by ghosts. 4:30 am Blood of Dracula A girls-school teacher (Louise Lewis) turns a student (Sandra Harrison) into a vampire. 6:00 am The She Creature Hypnotist (Chester Morris) brings out the beast in his helper (Marla English) 7:45 am Sabretooth A big-game hunter (David Keith) searches for a saber-toothed tiger. 9:45 am Piñata: Survival Island An evil spirit terrorizes partygoers (Nicholas Brendon, Jaime Pressly) on an island. 11:30 am House on Haunted Hill A mogul (Geoffrey Rush) offers guests money to stay in a haunted asylum. 1:30 pm Return to House on Haunted Hill Treasure hunters visit a mansion inhabited by ghosts. 3:15 pm End of Days An ex-cop (Arnold Schwarzenegger) must prevent a woman from bearing the Antichrist. 6:00 pm Thir13teen Ghosts A widower (Tony Shalhoub), his children and others run from vengeful spirits. 8:00 pm Young Frankenstein Absurd Dr. Frankenstein (Gene Wilder) makes a monster (Peter Boyle). Teri Garr, Cloris Leachman. 10:30 pm The Amityville Horror A couple (James Brolin, Margot Kidder) battle a demonic presence in their home. Saturday, October 31, 2009 1:00 am Thir13teen Ghosts A widower (Tony Shalhoub), his children and others run from vengeful spirits. 3:00 am Buffy the Vampire Slayer A cheerleader (Kristy Swanson) and her boyfriend (Luke Perry) face vampires. 5:00 am Blood of the Vampire A doctor becomes involved with a vampire who runs an asylum. 7:00 am Movies That Shook the World 7:30 am Young Frankenstein Absurd Dr. Frankenstein (Gene Wilder) makes a monster (Peter Boyle). 10:00 am Buffy the Vampire Slayer A cheerleader (Kristy Swanson) and her boyfriend (Luke Perry) face vampires. 12:00 pm Halloween An escaped masked killer stalks a baby sitter (Jamie Lee Curtis) and her friends on Halloween. 2:00 pm Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers Dr. Loomis (Donald Pleasence) hunts killer Mike once again. 4:00 pm Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers Dr. Loomis (Donald Pleasence) meets killer Mike's niece (Danielle Harris). 6pm, 8:15 & 10:30pm Night of the Living Dead People (Duane Jones, Judith O'Dea, Karl Hardman) hide in a house from walking corpses. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
-->> The crystal ball is a little hazy about next month's listings <<-- Mad Men
Remember Larry Tate, Darren's boss in the 1960s TV-series Bewitched? Darren was a smoking, drinking, 1960s advertising man working for the ad firm of McMahan & Tate. They would come up with sometimes hilarious ad campaigns for various clients so people would buy their stuff. Tate would do or say anything to keep the client happy. Now imagine a TV-series set entirely at the 1960s ad firm, about the various wacky ad men and you have "Mad Men," a current AMC series. And a cable channel TV-series made for AMC doesn't have to follow FCC rules, so you may detect some words now and then they couldn't say on Bewitched in the 1960s. So if you hear any words in "Mad Men" you don't like, you better put the kids to bed before you watch "Breaking Bad." Mad Men & Breaking Bad both got Emmy nominations in 2009, including Aaron Paul, Elisabeth Moss and Jon Hamm."This modest basic-cable network is now broadcasting the best scripted show on TV. Your Uncle Stevie may not care much for "Mad Men," but he has never seen anything like BB on the tube. The only thing that comes close is Twin Peaks, also by "Blue Velvet" auteur David Lynch Breaking Bad
Stephen King on Why AMC's strange, violent crystal-meth drama is the best scripted show on TV
Whatever reasons AMC had for greenlighting BB, the payoff for viewers who like their suspense cocktails a little stronger than the usual "Law & Order" mojito is a big one... It's like watching "No Country For Old Men" crossbred with the malevolent spirit of the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Breaking Bad invites us into another world, just as "The Shield" and "The Sopranos" did, but Walt White (Bryan Cranston) could be a guy just down the block, the one who tried to teach the periodic table to your kids before he got sick... That's exactly what makes it all so funny, so frightening, and so compelling. This is rich stuff.
Entertainment Weekly, 3.13.09
American Movie Classics was launched 10/1/84 featuring lesser-known movies of Turhan Bey, Randolph Scott, Piper Laurie, John Wayne and hosts of other stars whose films were not quite big enough to all be featured on broadcast networks or most other cable networks. Originally shown without commercial interruption, some commercial breaks have been added in recent years to keep AMC a free service to viewers (unlike Showtime, HBO and Starz which charge a monthly fee). There are original documentaries, and even new TV-series seen exclusively on AMC, though one late-night host called it the Ancient Movie Channel at the time. The movies were originally hosted by Bob Dorian and Nick Clooney. Its first original series was Remember WENN (1996)
Clint Eastwood movies showing on other channels this month. The letters in Clint Eastwood's name can be rearranged to spell "Old West Action" according to Ripley's Believe It Or Not
Solaris and Ed Wood (with Martin Landau as Bela Lugosi as he was filming Plan 9 from Outer Space) are showing on AMC's sister station, Independent Film Channel
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