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March, 2007
Thursday, 3 ·1
7:10a Arachnophobia (nasty illegal alien spiders vs. The Exterminator: John Goodman)
9:10a The Wild
10:40a The Legend Of Zorro
1:00p The Birdcage
3:05p Shopgirl
5:00p Starz The Hollywood Reporter (E6)
5:30p The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou (2004, Bill Murray vs. Jaws)
7:35p The Wild
9:00p The Squid And The Whale
10:30p Shopgirl
12:20a The Life Aquatic With Steve...
2:30a An Unfinished Life
4:30a Ultraviolet
Friday, 3 ·2
6:05a The Wild
7:30a Starz The Hollywood Reporter...
8:00a Happy, Texas
9:45a An Unfinished Life
11:40a The Birdcage
1:45p The Life Aquatic With Steve...
3:50p Ultraviolet
5:30p An Unfinished Life
7:20p Underclassman
9:00p RV (Robin Williams goes on a family vacation. Chevy Chase was better)
10:40p Ultraviolet
12:10a The Lords Of Dogtown
2:00a Armageddon
4:35a Underclassman
Saturday, 3 ·3
6:10a Guess Who (lame remake of Guess Who's Coming To Dinner)
8:00a RV
9:45a Waiting For Guffman
11:20a The Lords Of Dogtown
1:15p Underclassman
2:50p Guess Who
4:40p RV
6:20p Armageddon
9:00p Stick It!
10:50p Guess Who
12:40a Die Hard With A Vengeance
2:50a Flightplan
4:30a The Brothers Grimm
Sunday, 3 ·4
6:30a Warren Miller's Storm
8:10a Are We There Yet?
9:50a Stick It!
11:40a The Brothers Grimm
1:40p Die Hard With A Vengeance
3:50p Flightplan
5:35p Stick It!
7:20p Are We There Yet?
9:00p The Brothers Grimm
11:05p Flightplan
12:50a Blade: Trinity
2:50a Shakespeare In Love
5:05a Ultraviolet
Monday, 3 ·5
6:40a The Shaggy Dog
8:30a On The Set: Are We Done Yet?
8:50a The Three Musketeers
10:40a Valiant (claymation WW2 British pigeons vs. Nazi falcons)
12:05p Ultraviolet
1:40p The Shaggy Dog
3:30p Swingers
5:15p Shakespeare In Love
7:30p Ultraviolet
9:00p The Shaggy Dog
10:45p Christmas With The Kranks
12:30a Mindhunters
2:20a Deep Rising
4:15a Stick It!
Tuesday, 3 ·6
6:05a The Cure
7:50a On The Set: Ghost Rider
8:10a The Horse Whisperer
11:10a Armageddon
1:45p Stick It!
3:35p The Crow
5:20p Deep Rising
7:10p Mindhunters
9:00p Stick It!
10:50p Armageddon
1:30a Flightplan
3:15a The Squid And The Whale
4:45a For Love Of The Game
Wednesday, 3 ·7
7:10a The Lords Of Dogtown
9:00a Cool Runnings (John Candy as the delirious coach)
10:40a The Wild
12:05p The Squid And The Whale
1:35p Flightplan
3:20p Rent
5:40p The Lords Of Dogtown
7:30p The Wild
9:00p Flightplan
10:40p The Squid And The Whale
12:05a Rent
2:30a Guess Who
4:20a The Life Aquatic With Steve...
Thursday, 3 ·8
6:20a The Wild
7:45a RV
9:30a Guess Who
11:20a Rent
1:40p My Favorite Martian (Christopher Lloyd vs. man-in-black Ray Walston)
3:20p RV
5:00p Starz The Hollywood Reporter (E7)
5:30p Mr. Nice Guy
7:00p The Life Aquatic With Steve...
9:00p Guess Who
10:50p RV
12:35a Mindhunters
2:30a My Cousin Vinny (comedy, wiseguy Joe Pesci vs. Alabama judge Fred Gwynn)
4:35a Tsotsi
Friday, 3 ·9
6:15a Underworld: Evolution
8:05a My Favorite Martian
9:40a Mr. Nice Guy (Jackie Chan)
11:15a My Cousin Vinny
1:20p Lost In Space
3:35p Underworld: Evolution
5:30p Mindhunters
7:20p Drop Dead Gorgeous
9:00p Stick It!
10:50p Underworld: Evolution
12:40a Dawn Of The Dead
2:30a Swingers
4:10a Zathura: A Space Adventure
Saturday, 3 ·10
6:00a Lost In Space
8:20a Stick It!
10:10a Drop Dead Gorgeous
12:00p Zathura: A Space Adventure
1:50p The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy (2005 comedy)
3:45p Dawn Of The Dead
5:30p Stick It!
7:15p Zathura: A Space Adventure
9:00p Stay Alive
10:30p Dawn Of The Dead
12:20a Blade
3:30a The Hitchhiker's Guide To The...
5:30a The Wild
Sunday, 3 ·11
7:00a The Chronicles Of Narnia (Aslan is on the move)
9:30a Stay Alive
11:05a Blade
1:15p On The Set: Wild Hogs
1:40p The Wild
3:10p Deep Rising
5:00p Stay Alive
6:30p The Chronicles Of Narnia (beware the White Witch)
9:00p The Wild
10:30p Blade
12:35a Warren Miller's Storm
2:15a The Chronicles Of Narnia (The Lion, The Witch & The Wardrobe)
4:40a Underclassman
Monday, 3 ·12
6:15a The Benchwarmers
7:45a Warren Miller's Storm
9:20a Only You
11:15a Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
12:40p Are We There Yet?
2:15p The Benchwarmers
3:45p The Birdcage
5:50p Underclassman
7:30p Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
9:00p The Benchwarmers
10:30p Are We There Yet?
12:10a 10 Things I Hate About You
1:50a Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
3:15a Stay Alive
4:45a Shopgirl
Tuesday, 3 ·13
6:35a An Unfinished Life
8:30a Are We There Yet?
10:05a Mr. Nice Guy
11:35a Stay Alive
1:05p My Cousin Vinny
3:10p Shopgirl
5:00p The Cider House Rules
7:10p An Unfinished Life
9:00p Stay Alive
10:30p Shopgirl
12:20a Mindhunters
2:10a RV
4:50a Happy, Texas
Wednesday, 3 ·14
6:30a Ultraviolet
8:00a Lost In Space
10:15a Zathura: A Space Adventure
12:00p RV
1:40p Mindhunters
3:30p Ultraviolet
5:00p Lost In Space
7:15p RV
9:00p Zathura: A Space Adventure
10:45p Ultraviolet
12:15a Stick It!
2:00a Cache
4:00a Blade
Thursday, 3 ·15
6:05a Zathura: A Space Adventure
7:50a Starz The Hollywood Reporter...
8:20a The Brothers Grimm
10:30a The Chronicles Of Narnia
1:00p Blade
3:10p Stick It!
5:00p Starz The Hollywood Reporter...
5:35p Doogal
7:00p The Brothers Grimm
9:00p The Chronicles Of Narnia
11:30p Stick It!
1:20a Halloween H2O: 20 Years Later (Jamie Lee Curtis, Janet Leigh)
2:50a The Brothers Grimm
4:50a Armageddon
Friday, 3 ·16
7:30a On The Set: Wild Hogs
7:50a The Hitchhiker's Guide To The...
9:45a The Cure
11:30a The Wedding Singer
1:10p How To Lose Your Lover
2:50p Armageddon
5:30p The Hitchhiker's Guide To The...
7:20p The Wedding Singer
9:00p Stay Alive
10:30p Armageddon
1:05a Prozac Nation
2:45a Sin City
5:00a High Heels And Low Lifes
Saturday, 3 ·17
6:35a The Baxter
8:15a Howl's Moving Castle
10:20a Stay Alive
11:50a Ultraviolet
1:20p Die Hard With A Vengeance (Bruce Willis)
3:35p Sin City (Bruce Willis)
5:50p Stay Alive
7:20p Ultraviolet
9:00p Silent Hill
11:10p Sin City
1:15a Guess Who
3:10a Bats (the nasty mutant kind)
4:45a RV
Sunday, 3 ·18
6:30a Ultraviolet
8:00a Hitch
10:05a Silent Hill
12:15p Valiant
1:35p RV
3:15p 10 Things I Hate About You
5:00p Silent Hill
7:10p Guess Who
9:00p RV
10:40p Hitch
12:40a An Unfinished Life
2:30a Shopgirl
4:20a Lost In Space
Monday, 3 ·19
6:35a Up Close & Personal
8:40a The Crew
10:15a The Wild
11:40a Mindhunters
1:30p Shopgirl
3:20p Lost In Space
5:40p An Unfinished Life
7:35p The Wild
9:00p Shopgirl
10:50p Mindhunters
12:45a The Baxter
2:20a Silent Hill
4:30a The 13th Warrior
Tuesday, 3 ·20
6:20a The Wild
7:50a Zathura: A Space Adventure
9:40a Starz The Hollywood Reporter...
10:15a The Brothers Grimm
12:20p Silent Hill
2:35p Up Close & Personal
4:50p For Love Of The Game
7:15p Zathura: A Space Adventure
9:00p Silent Hill
11:10p The Brothers Grimm
1:15a Dawn Of The Dead
3:00a The Crow
4:45a Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
Wednesday, 3 ·21
6:10a The Brothers Grimm
8:10a The Three Musketeers
10:00a Dawn Of The Dead
11:45a Stick It!
1:30p The Crow
3:15p Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
4:40p Armageddon
7:15p Stick It!
9:00p Dawn Of The Dead
10:45p Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
12:10a Armageddon
2:45a Stay Alive
4:15a Prozac Nation
Thursday, 3 ·22
6:00a Stick It!
7:50a Valiant
9:10a Ultraviolet
10:45a High Heels And Low Lifes
12:15p Little Voice
2:00p The Crew
3:30p Stay Alive
5:00p Starz The Hollywood Reporter (E9)
5:30p Valiant
6:50p Shakespeare In Love
9:00p Ultraviolet
10:35p Stay Alive
12:05a Shopgirl
2:00a Happy, Texas
3:45a Shakespeare In Love
5:50a Ultraviolet
Friday, 3 ·23
7:20a Howl's Moving Castle
9:30a Goal! The Dream Begins
11:30a The Lords Of Dogtown
1:20p The Cider House Rules
3:35p Flightplan
5:20p Shopgirl
7:10p The Lords Of Dogtown
9:00p Silent Hill
11:10p Flightplan
1:00a An Unfinished Life
2:50a Underworld: Evolution
4:40a Silent Hill
Saturday, 3 ·24
6:50a The Lords Of Dogtown
8:40a For Love Of The Game
11:00a On The Set: Are We Done Yet?
11:20a An Unfinished Life
1:15p Flightplan
3:00p Underworld: Evolution
4:50p Silent Hill
7:05p An Unfinished Life
9:00p Friends With Money
10:35p Underworld: Evolution
12:30a Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
2:00a Underclassman
3:45a Armageddon
Sunday, 3 ·25
6:20a Zathura: A Space Adventure
8:10a Stick It!
10:00a Friends With Money
11:35a Armageddon
2:10p Underclassman
3:50p Zathura: A Space Adventure
5:40p Friends With Money
7:15p Stick It!
9:00p Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
10:30p Underclassman
12:10a Bats
1:45a RV
3:30a My Cousin Vinny
5:35a My Favorite Martian
Monday, 3 ·26
7:10a Junior (comedy, Schwarzenegger as the first pregnant man)
9:00a RV
10:45a The Lords Of Dogtown
12:35p My Cousin Vinny
2:40p Rent
5:00p The Cider House Rules
7:10p The Lords Of Dogtown
9:00p RV
10:45p Rent
1:10a Underworld: Evolution
3:05a The Cider House Rules
5:20a Ultraviolet
Tuesday, 3 ·27
7:00a Guess Who
8:50a Lost In Space
11:05a Underworld: Evolution
1:00p Man On The Moon
3:00p Ultraviolet
4:30p On The Set: Are We Done Yet?
4:50p Lost In Space
7:10p Guess Who
9:00p Underworld: Evolution
10:50p Ultraviolet
12:20a The Hitchhiker's Guide To The...
2:15a Friends With Money
3:50a Guess Who
5:45a Stay Alive
Wednesday, 3 ·28
7:20a Valiant
8:45a Up Close & Personal
11:00a Friends With Money
12:30p Stay Alive
2:00p The Crew
3:30p The Hitchhiker's Guide To The...
5:20p Instinct
7:30p Stay Alive
9:00p Friends With Money
10:35p The Hitchhiker's Guide To The...
12:30a Mindhunters
2:20a Silent Hill
4:30a An Unfinished Life
Thursday, 3 ·29
6:30a Starz The Hollywood Reporter (E10)
7:00a Man Of The House
8:45a Armageddon
11:20a Flightplan
1:00p An Unfinished Life
2:50p Silent Hill
5:00p Starz The Hollywood Reporter...
5:30p Swingers
7:10p Mindhunters
9:00p Flightplan
10:40p Silent Hill
12:50a High Heels And Low Lifes
2:20a Dawn Of The Dead
4:05a Only You
Friday, 3 ·30
6:00a Flightplan
7:45a Zathura: A Space Adventure
9:30a The Three Musketeers
11:20a Blade
1:30p Only You
3:20p Dawn Of The Dead
5:05p Zathura: A Space Adventure
6:50p Blade
9:00p Blade: Trinity
11:00p Dawn Of The Dead
12:45a Shopgirl
2:35a Blade
4:40a Blade: Trinity
Saturday, 3 ·31
6:40a The Wedding Singer
8:20a Glory Road
10:20a 10 Things I Hate About You
12:05p Are We There Yet?
1:45p Blade: Trinity
3:40p Glory Road
5:40p The Wedding Singer
7:20p Are We There Yet?
9:00p The Chronicles Of Narnia
11:35p Glory Road
1:35a Stay Alive
3:05a Venom
4:35a Bewitched (Nicole Kidman as the modern witch, Will Ferrell as Darren)
Sunday, 4 ·1
6:20a Chicken Little
7:50a Proof
9:40a The Chronicles Of Narnia
12:15p Bewitched (Shirley MacLaine as Endora, Michael Caine as Maurice)
2:00p Venom
3:30p Stay Alive
5:00p The Chronicles Of Narnia
7:35p Chicken Little
9:00p Bewitched
10:45p Stay Alive
12:15a In My Country
2:00a Are We There Yet?
3:35a Starz The Hollywood Reporter (E10)
4:05a Friends With Money
5:35a Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas
April, 2007
THE ADVENTURES OF SHARKBOY AND LAVAGIRL
[PG]·Action·2005·(1:33)
A boy's imaginary superhero friends come to life and join him
on a series of unforgettable adventures. 4/2,3,9,15,20,21,25.
ALIEN RESURRECTION [R]·Action·1997·(1:49)
Two hundred years after her death, Ripley is brought back to
life by evil scientists who want to resurrect the alien that died
inside her. The fourth installment of the Alien series. 4/8,12.
ANNAPOLIS [PG13]·Black·2006·(1:43)
A brawny young man fulfills his mother's dream of attending
the Naval Academy, where he's assigned a pudgy but brilliant
roommate - and both must fight their way to acceptance,
including entering the traditional boxing competition.
4/5,6,13,14,25,26,28,29.
ARE WE THERE YET? [PG]·Comedy·2005·(1:35)
A successful bachelor's life is turned upside down when, to
impress his latest flame, he agrees to drive her children from
Portland to Vancouver for a New Year's Eve party -- what
could possibly go wrong? 3/31,4/1,2,20,21.
THE ASTRONAUT'S WIFE [R]·Drama·1999·(1:49)
An astronaut returns from space after a near-fatal accident,
bearing a deadly secret which his wife must confront.
4/9,18,19,28.
AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY
[PG13]·Comedy·1997·(1:29)
The 1960's hipster secret agent's first shagadelic adventure
finds him thawing out thirty years later to pursue his
nemesis, Dr. Evil. Co-starring Seth Green, Robert Wagner, and
Mimi Rogers - yeah, baby, yeah! 5/2.
BATMAN AND ROBIN [PG13]·Action·1997·(2:05)
Batgirl joins the caped crusaders to stop Mr. Freeze and
Poison Ivy from wreaking revenge upon the world. 5/3.
BEETHOVEN'S 2ND [PG]·Comedy·1993·(1:28)
Everybody's favorite slobbering St. Bernard meets his
dream-dog mate and becomes father to a slew of puppies -
but bad guys kidnap the mom and threaten the little ones in
this fast-paced family comedy. 4/3.
THE BENCHWARMERS [PG13]·Comedy·2006·(1:25)
Seeking revenge for being bullied as kids, a trio of nerdy guys
- with backing from a wacky billionaire - form a three-man
baseball team and take on the local Little League thugs in
this outrageous comedy. With Jon Lovitz. 4/15,16,21,22.
BEWITCHED [PG13]·Comedy·2005·(1:42)
An egotistical has-been actor (Will Ferrell) decides to remake the
classic 60's sitcom with himself as Darren in the lead role - but the
unknown he casts as his witchy wife (Nicole Kidman) proves to be the
real thing! Endora: Shirley MacLaine, Maurice: Michael Caine.
4/1,21,29,30.
BLADE [R]·Action·1998·(2:00)
A vampire hunter is bent on preventing a renegade vampire
from unleashing bloodlust and Armageddon the world over.
5/3.
BRONX BUNNY (E1) [TVMA]·(:14)
Bronx Bunny and his politically incorrect panda sidekick
Teddy T invite celebrity guests into their unconventional TV
studio asking questions you don’t hear on typical interview
shows. 4/18.
BRONX BUNNY (E2) [TVMA]·(:14) 4/25,29.
BRONX BUNNY (E3) [TVMA]·(:14) 5/2
THE BROTHERS GRIMM [PG13]·Action·2005·(1:58)
The rollicking tale of two con-artist brothers who sell
protection from menacing spirits to gullible small towns - a
profitable business until they are faced with battling real evil
creatures in a haunted forest! From the director of Monty Python's
"1984" spoof Brazil. 4/7,8,19,20,30.
CANADIAN BACON [PG]·Comedy·1995·(1:35)
Political spin doctors concoct war with Canada to boost an
American president's sagging approval ratings. John Candy, Dan
Aykroyd. Directed by Michael Moore. 5/1.
CAPE FEAR [R]·Remake·1991·(2:08)
Gripping story of a sadistic ex-con who returns to torment the
family of the district attorney who put him away. Director
Martin Scorsese's riveting remake of the 1962 film, featuring
cameos by Gregory Peck and Robert Mitchum. 4/24.
CARS [G]·Animated·2006·(1:56)
When Lightning McQueen, a hot-shot stock-car en route to a
big race, gets waylaid in small-town Radiator Springs, he
finds the true meaning of friendship and family.
4/28,29,30,5/1,4,5.
CASANOVA [R]·Comedy·2005·(1:51)
The legendary seducer carries on the family tradition - love
'em and leave 'em - until he meets his match in Venice: a
cross-dressing femininst whose swordplay is the equal of any
man in this fast-paced, ribald costume comedy.
4/2,3,7,8,11,12,18,19,26,27.
CHICKEN LITTLE [G]·Animated·2005·(1:21)
He keeps saying "the sky is falling" and no one believes
him...but a plucky little chicken finally convinces his skeptical
dad, goofy friends, and doubting townspeople that they
should watch the skies! Fast-paced animated fun!
4/1,4,5,17,18,21.
THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA: THE LION, THE WITCH AND
THE WARDROBE [PG]·Adventure·2005·(2:30)
Four siblings open a wardrobe in their uncle's house and
enter the magical world of Narnia, a fantasy land suffering
under the rule of the evil White Witch. Together with the
talking lion Aslan, they attempt to defeat the witch.
4/1,4,22,23.
THE CIDER HOUSE RULES [PG13]·Drama·1999·(2:05)
A young man raised in an orphanage ventures out to see the
world - but love, the death of his mentor, and a sense of duty
propel him towards fateful life decisions. Winner of 2 Oscars,
including Best Supporting Actor (Caine). 3/26,4/4.
CLICK [PG13]·Comedy·2006·(1:48)
What happens when a "universal" remote can literally control
everything? A workaholic architect finds out that it presents
unexpected dilemmas in this clever comedy. With Christopher
Walken, Sean Astin, Henry Winkler.
4/7,8,10,13,14,17,18,22,29,30.
COOL RUNNINGS [PG]·Comedy·1993·(1:38)
The tropical island nation of Jamaica enters a bobsled team
in the Winter Olympics - even though the athletes have never
seen snow! Based on true events, from the director of
"National Treasure" John Candy as the delirious coach. 4/2,17
DARKMAN [R]·Action·1990·(1:35)
When a scientist is disfigured by a gang of maniacal punks
who pour acid over his face, he takes on a new identity and
swears revenge, "Justice has a new face." 5/3.
DAWN OF THE DEAD [R]·Black·2004·(1:40)
A gripping, gory remake of the cult horror classic: the undead
walk the earth as flesh-eating zombies, trapping a disparate
group of desperate people in a suburban shopping mall. From
the director of "300". 4/6,7,23,26,27.
DEEP BLUE [G]·Documentary·2005·(1:31)
Dive into the planet's oceans in this spectacular journey
above and below the waves - see penguins shooting through
the water, deep sea carnivores, and find yourself in the
middle of a shark feeding frenzy! 4/9.
DERAILED [R]·Drama·2005·(1:47)
Two married people fall into an affair, but their first sexual
encounter is violently interrupted by a sociopathic criminal,
who later blackmails them - but is everything as it seems?
From the writer of "Collateral". 4/13,14,17,22,27.
DEUCE BIGALOW: EUROPEAN GIGOLO
[R]·Comedy·2005·(1:23)
This movie continues the wonderous adventures of Deuce
Bigalow. Sent off to a gigalo school in England where he can
be trained to develop his full potential as a man-whore,
Deuce discovers a secret society of he-whores. 4/10,24,25.
DICK TRACY [PG]·Comic Book Based·1990·(1:45)
The square-jawed detective of the comics busts a vicious
crime syndicate in this colorful fantasy extravaganza. Directed
by Warren Beatty, co-starring Al Pacino and Dustin Hoffman.
5/3.
DON'T COME KNOCKING [R]·Drama·2006·(1:51)
During production on his latest movie, an aging cowboy star
walks away from the set and heads out on a journey to
rediscover his roots - and meets up with the kids he never
knew he had. With Eva Marie Saint, Sarah Polley, Tim Roth.
4/17,23,25,26.
DUMB AND DUMBERER: WHEN HARRY MET LLOYD
[PG13]·Comedy·2003·(1:25)
Prequel to Dumb & Dumber finds best friends Harry and Lloyd
as teenagers trying to escape the "special needs" department
and fit into regular high school life. 4/6,7,13,19,20.
EIGHT BELOW [PG]·Adventure·2006·(2:00)
Based on true events: a group of Antarctic researchers are
forced by a major storm to leave their team of sled dogs
behind to fend for themselves in the brutal polar landscape. A
gripping and inspirational adventure. 4/3,15,22,23,27,28.
ERASER [R]·Action·1996·(1:55)
A Jaded U.S. Marshal (Arnold Schwarzenegger) working in the
witness protection program must find a snitch within his
department. 5/1.
THE EXORCISM OF EMILY ROSE [PG13]·Drama·2005·(1:59)
Lawyer takes on case of priest who performed exorcism on
gravely ill teenager rather than seek medical care for her and
is now charged with negligent homicide. 4/9,10,14,15,20,26.
FIND ME GUILTY [R]·Comedy·2006·(2:04)
Based on the true story of a mobster who defended himself in
court for what would be the longest mafia trial in U.S. history.
4/21,22,23,24,27,28,5/2.
FLIGHTPLAN [PG13]·Drama·2005·(1:38)
A recent widow and her daughter board an airliner together in
Berlin, but the child disappears midway through the flight -
and neither the crew or passengers remembers seeing her.
Taut, tightly wound thriller. 5/5,6.
THE FOG [PG13]·Horror·2005·(1:40)
A seaside Oregon town gets ready to celebrate its 100th
anniversary when an eerie - and murderous - fog settles in
and begins a mysterious reign of terror. 5/1,2.
FOR LOVE OF THE GAME [PG13]·Drama·1999·(2:18)
A veteran pitcher takes the mound in the season's last game
with a lot on his mind - his girl is leaving him and the team
plans on trading him. Recalling his life between pitches, he
finally realizes he's throwing a perfect game. 5/4.
FREE MONEY [R]·Comedy·1998·(1:34)
Two losers plan to rob a freight train full of money, but an
eccentric father-in-law complicates their plans. 4/16.
FRIENDS WITH MONEY [R]·Comedy·2006·(1:28)
Four longtime girlfriends on L.A.'s tony west side find that
financial stability and success don't guarantee happiness - or
even sanity - in this sharp-edged comedy / drama. With
Frances McDormand, Joan Cusack.
4/1,2,6,7,12,16,17,29.
FUN WITH DICK AND JANE [PG13]·Comedy·2005·(1:30)
A business executive loses his job when his company folds
up - just after telling his wife to quit hers. As the debts
mount, the pair become klutzy, yet successful criminals, and
finally decide it's payback time. 4/28,5/2.
GLORY ROAD [PG]·Black·2006·(1:58)
Based on the true story of the 1966 Texas Western Miners,
the first college basketball team to sport an all-black starting
lineup while fighting for the NCAA national championship.
Produced by Jerry Bruckheimer ("Remember The Titans"
4/12,13,18,24,29,30.
GOAL! THE DREAM BEGINS [PG]·Action·2006·(1:57)
A young man living in the barrios of L. A. dreams of becoming
a pro soccer player - and after being spotted by a talent
scout, he's on his way to England to make his dream come
true! Look for a cameo by David Beckham. 5/6.
GOD SAID,"HA!" [PG13]·Comedy·1999·(1:25)
In a one-woman-show, SNL's Julia Sweeney recounts in both
humorous and dramatic anecdotes the death of her brother
from lymphoma, as well as her own battle with cervical
cancer. 4/3.
GUESS WHO [PG13]·Black·2005·(1:45)
A young African-American woman brings her recently fired
white fiancee home to meet her sarcastic dad and the rest of
her unsuspecting family. 4/11,28,29.
HEAD CASE (E1) [TVMA]·(:14)
Dr. Elizabeth Goode is Hollywood’s “it therapist” to the stars.
She is judgmental, unorthodox and unusual but everybody
who’s anybody from the world of entertainment must get in to
see her. 4/18,19,23,25.
HEAD CASE (E2) [TVMA]·(:14) 4/25,26,5/1
HEAD CASE (E3) [TVMA]·(:14) 5/2
HERBIE: FULLY LOADED [G]·Comedy·2005·(1:41)
A spunky young woman rescues Herbie - the free-wheelin' VW
bug with a mind of its own - from the junkyard, and finds
herself challenging the pros by entering Number 53 in a
NASCAR race. Co-starring Matt Dillon. 4/3,7,8,19.
HIGH HEELS AND LOW LIFES [R]·Comedy·2001·(1:26)
Two women - a nurse and an actress - overhear a cell phone
conversation that leads them to blackmail an organized crime
ring and steal $10 million in this clever, engaging crime
comedy. 3/29.
HITCH [PG13]·Comedy·2005·(1:58)
The Date Doctor can work miracles with hapless,
love-starved men, but can't seem to spin his own love life
into orbit when he meets a hard-to-get gossip columnist.
4/11,13,14,27.
THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY [PG]·Adventure·2005·(1:49)
Everyman Arthur Dent is jerked from Earth as an alien
construction crew demolishes the planet to make way for a
space superhighway - just the beginning of an absurdist
interstellar adventure to find life's ultimate answer.
3/27,28,4/16.
HOSTAGE [R]·Action·2005·(1:53)
Taut, action-packed thriller about a police officer, haunted by
a past failure, who takes matters into his own hands when
the mob kidnaps an accountant - and then takes his own
family hostage. 4/3,4,8,9,19.
ICE PRINCESS [G]·Comedy·2005·(1:38)
A brainy high schooler uses a physics experiment to become
a champion figure skater - with the help of a disgraced coach
and the hunk who drives the Zamboni. Co-starring Kim
Cattrall and Joan Cusack. 4/5,12,13,16,17,22,5/6.
IN MY COUNTRY [R]·Black·2005·(1:43)
A black American reporter and a white South African radio
journalist covering the wrenching confessions of torture and
abuse during South African government amnesty hearings,
disagree about the commission - but fall in love. 4/1.
INSPECTOR GADGET [PG]·Adventure·1999·(1:18)
An injured policeman is surgically "enhanced," becoming the
technologically-advanced, crime-fighting dynamo "Inspector
Gadget." 4/12,16,24,29.
INSTINCT [R]·Drama·1999·(2:03)
Rediscovered afters spending years lost in Africa, a gorilla
researcher is jailed for multiple murders and refuses to
speak. A young psychiatrist is assigned to bring the doctor
back into the world, with unexpected results.
4/4,13,23,24.
INTERMISSION [R]·Action·2004·(1:46)
When a Dublin couple breaks up, they can't predict the chain
of events it sets off in the lives of everyone they know -
betrayals, romance, kidnapping, a botched robbery, and the
secret of brown sauce in coffee. 4/2,26,29.
JACK [PG13]·Comedy·1996·(1:53)
Robin WIlliams plays a 10-year-old who's aging at ten times
the normal rate. I think it's supposed to be a comedy.
4/11,26,30.
JUDGE DREDD [R]·Action·1995·(1:36)
In a terrifying futuristic society where the law officers known
as "Judges" act as judge, jury and executioner, a "Judge"
(Stallone) finds himself on the wrong side of the law. Co-starring
Diane Lane and Rob Schneider. 5/3.
JUNIOR [PG13]·Comedy·1994·(1:50)
Two male research scientists turn childbearing on its head
when one of them (Schwarzenegger) becomes pregnant as the result
of an experiment. 3/26.
KEEPING UP WITH THE STEINS [PG13]·Comedy·2006·(1:30)
A boy's upscale L.A. bar mitzvah is threatening to careen out
of control when he decides to invite his long-shunned hippie
grandad to the party! A feel-good comedy with Garry
Marshall, Darryl Hannah, Larry Miller.
4/14,15,19,23,24,27,28.
KING OF THE HILL [PG13]·Drama·1993·(1:43)
Based on a true story: in 1930s St. Louis, a young boy - his
mom is hospitalized and his dad is a traveling salesman -
uses his wits and charm to survive alone. Directed by Steven
Soderbergh (Ocean's 11, Erin Brockovich). 4/5,10.
KINGPIN [PG13]·Comedy·1996·(1:54)
A promising young bowler has his hand amputated while
pulling a scam, and years later gets a chance at revenge
while managing an Amish bowling sensation. Directed by the
Farrelly Bros ("There's Something About Mary"). 5/3,4.
KUNG FU HUSTLE [R]·Action·2005·(1:39)
Well-dressed thugs battle a rival gang and the inhabitants of
a Canton slum in this hit martial-arts comedy - crazy
impossible stunts and split-second slapstick action from
director / star Stephen Chow ("Shaolin Soccer"). 5/1,2.
THE LEGEND OF ZORRO [PG]·Action·2005·(2:10)
Alejandro's secret life as the masked hero Zorro unravels his
family just when the citizens of California call: a wealthy
villian seeks to thwart the will of the people by stealing an
important election! Swashbuckling fun! 5/4,5.
THE LIBERTINE [R]·Drama·2005·(1:54)
The sordid, kinky and strange true story of John Wilmot, the
Earl of Rochester, a 17th century aristocrat whose drinking
and sexual debauchery inspired and clouded his writing
talent and led him to an early grave. 4/11,26,30,5/6.
LOST IN SPACE [PG13]·Action·1998·(2:10)
Danger Will Robinson! The cult classic tv space family
Robinson embark on a mission to save the earth, but the evil
Dr. Smith sends their ship spinning off course into the
cosmos! With Gary Oldman, Heather Graham, Matt LeBlanc. 3/27.
MAN OF THE HOUSE [PG13]·Action·2005·(1:40)
A by-the-book Texas Ranger finds himself protecting a group
of college cheerleaders who witnessed a murder. Co-starring
Cedric The Entertainer. 3/29,4/5,12,13,14,15,24,25.
MAN OF THE HOUSE [PG]·Comedy·1995·(1:40)
A young boy tries to break up a budding romance between his
divorced mom and a nerdy lawyer, but finds himself liking the
guy as they embark on a series of bonding adventures.
Co-starring Farah Fawcett and George Wendt.
4/5,12,13,14,15,24,25.
MAN ON THE MOON [R]·Biography·1999·(1:58)
The story of bizarre comedian/actor Andy Kaufman comes to
life, including his off-the-wall comedic routines and
deep-cover personas. Co-starring Danny DeVito, directed by
Milos Forman ("The People Vs Larry Flynt"). 3/27.
MARILYN HOTCHKISS' BALLROOM DANCING AND CHARM
SCHOOL [PG13]·Comedy·2006·(1:43)
A widowed man's life turns upside down when he embarks on
a journey to find a dying man's long lost love. 5/6.
MARTIN LAWRENCE PRESENTS 1ST AMENDMENT
STAND-UP (E1) [TVMA]·(:27)
Original comedy series featuring African American stand up
comedians. 4/18,21.
MARTIN LAWRENCE PRESENTS 1ST AMENDMENT STAND-UP (E2) [TVMA]·(:26)
Original comedy series featuring African American stand up
comedians. 4/25.
MARTIN LAWRENCE PRESENTS 1ST AMENDMENT STAND-UP (E3) [TVMA]·(:25)
5/2.
THE MATADOR [R]·Comedy·2005·(1:38)
A chance hotel bar meeting in Mexico City between a frazzled
businessman and a lowlife professional hit man will
drastically alter both their lives in this hilariously off-kilter
story. Not to be missed! Pierce Brosnan. 4/4,5,14,15,23,24.
MEMOIRS OF A GEISHA [PG13]·Asian·2005·(2:25)
A legendary geisha looks back on her life and a disappearing
era in this lavish adaptation of the best-selling novel. Winner
of three Academy Awards, from the director of "Chicago." 5/4.
MINDHUNTERS [R]·Action·2005·(1:46)
Seven new FBI recruits are taken to a remote island to learn
how to track a serial killer. But the trainees quickly have to
put their new skills into practice when they discover that
there is in fact a killer amongst them. 3/28,29.
MONEY TALKS [R]·Action·1997·(1:36)
A manic, motor-mouth con man and a struggling tv journalist
team up to create a sure-fire hit news story, but everything
goes hilariously wrong when real crooks enter the picture.
From the director of the "Rush Hour" movies. 4/2,12.
MONSTER HOUSE [PG]·Adventure·2006·(1:31)
Three kids discover that their neighbor's house is really a
living, breathing, scary monster on Halloween. 5/5,6.
NOVEMBER [R]·Mystery·2005·(1:18)
When her boyfriend is shot to death in a robbery, LA
photographer Sophie Jacobs struggles to get over the murder.
Her life begins to change and the line between reality and
fantasy is beginning to shatter. 4/30.
ON THE SET: ARE WE DONE YET? [TV14]·(:15)
A behind the scenes look at the making of "Are We Done Yet?"
starring Ice Cube. 3/27,4/2,3,5,7,14,15,17.
ONE OF THEM [TVMA]·Horror·2003·(1:33)
After a wreck on a lonely road, five teenagers are taken to the
local private school, where their lives are in danger after they
learn its deadly secrets. 4/10.
ONE TRUE THING [R]·Drama·1998·(2:07)
An ambitious young woman puts her career on hold to care
for her terminally ill mother. 5/5.
THE PARENT TRAP [PG]·Comedy·1998·(2:08)
Hit remake of the 1961 classic is also Lindsay Lohan's first
film - identical twins meet for the first time at summer camp,
and start scheming to bring their divorced parents back
together. From the director of "What Women Want." 4/7,9,10.
THE PRIZE WINNER OF DEFIANCE, OHIO [PG13]·Drama·2005·(1:39)
She's the mother of ten kids and married to an alcoholic in a
small Ohio town. Yet her knack for writing prize-winning
advertising jingles keeps their turbulent family financially
afloat in this inspiring, spirited true story. 5/1,5.
THE PROFESSIONAL [R]·Crime·1994·(1:49)
A professional killer takes an orphaned girl under his wing.
5/3.
PROOF [PG13]·Drama·2005·(1:40)
The daughter of a brilliant yet mentally erratic mathematician
must deal with his legacies of brilliance and madness when a
young student discovers a groundbreaking mathematical
proof buried in his cryptic notebooks. 4/1,6,7,16,19,20,5/3.
THE PROPHECY [R]·Horror·1995·(1:37)
A war between rogue angels - led by the malevolent Gabriel -
and mankind is about to begin, and it's up to a young girl, a
cop and a school teacher to stop the impending slaughter.
With Virginia Madsen, Viggo Mortensen. 5/2.
THE REAL MCCOY [PG13]·Thriller/Suspense·1993·(1:45)
An ex-con (Kim Basinger) is forced to pull one last bank job to
free her son. 4/13.
ROOKIE OF THE YEAR [PG]·Comedy·1993·(1:44)
The worst Little League ball player in town breaks his arm,
and when it heals, he is transformed into a powerful major
league baseball pitcher. 4/6,26.
RV [PG]·Comedy·2006·(1:39)
What can go wrong when dad rents an ugly green RV for his
dysfunctional family's mountain vacation? How about no
brakes, unruly septic tanks, and being stuck with yodeling
traveling companions! From the director of "Men In Black."
4/21,22,5/4.
SELENA [PG]·Biography·1997·(2:07)
A beautiful Mexican-American singer's skyrocketing
international career ends abruptly. 4/9,25.
SHACKLES [R]·Drama·2005·(1:55)
A teacher who has been banned from teaching because of his
assault of a student is given a second chance when offered a
position at a school inside a prison. 4/11.
THE SHAGGY DOG [PG]·Comedy·2006·(1:39)
The world of a workaholic lawyer turns upside down when his
encounter with a 300-year old Tibetan pooch results in his
changing into shaggy sheepdog! Tim Allen, Kristin Davis, Danny
Glover, Craig Kilborn. 4/21,22.
SHE'S ALL THAT [PG13]·Comedy·1999·(1:35)
The big man on campus wagers that he can transform a
"nerd girl" into a stunner in time for the senior prom - but he
never meant to fall in love with her! 5/5.
SILENT HILL [R]·Horror·2006·(2:05)
A mother takes her traumatized daughter to an eerie ghost
town called Silent Hill, hoping to cure the child's demons - but
when the girl disappears, a deadly game of gory, nightmarish
scenes begins! Not for the squeamish!
4/3,4,8,9,15,16.
SILVER HAWK [PG13]·Action·2004·(1:39)
The cape-crusading, high-kicking superhero Silver Hawk
protects the ordinary citizens of Polaris City from criminals -
and the cops who try to reveal her secret identity. A campy,
martial-arts action-packed comic book ride! 5/3.
SIN CITY [R]·Crime·2005·(2:04)
A crew of sexy, deadly dames, crooked cops, and the
unstoppable Marv all seek revenge and justice in
nightmarish, violent Sin City. Based on Frank Miller's graphic
novels, directed by Robert Rodriguez. 4/5,6,25,26,5/3.
SKY HIGH [PG]·Action·2005·(1:39)
The son of Captain Stronghold enrolls in a high school for kids
with superpowers, but is relegated to the sidekicks courses -
but he's determined to advance, especially when an enemy
from the past returns to threaten his family. 4/6,7.
SPEECHLESS [PG13]·Comedy·1994·(1:39)
He's a Republican, she's a Democrat, and they are both
speechwriters for opposing Senate candidates - but they
don't know that when they fall for each other! Co-starring
Christopher Reeve, from the director of "City Slickers." 4/10.
STARZ THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER (E10) [TV14]·(:24)
Hollywood's most famous and trusted trade magazine teams
with Starz and takes their cameras to the biggest names in
tinseltown. New episodes every week take you straight to the
source for breaking entertainment news.
3/29,4/1,3,4.
STARZ THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER (E11) [TV14]·(:24)
Hollywood's most famous and trusted trade magazine teams
with Starz and takes their cameras to the biggest names in
tinseltown. New episodes every week take you straight to the
source for breaking entertainment news.
4/5,7,9,11.
STARZ THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER (E12) [TV14]·(:24)
Hollywood's most famous and trusted trade magazine teams
with Starz and takes their cameras to the biggest names in
tinseltown. New episodes every week take you straight to the
source for breaking entertainment news.
4/12,13,16.
STARZ THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER (E13) [TV14]·(:24)
Hollywood's most famous and trusted trade magazine teams
with Starz and takes their cameras to the biggest names in
tinseltown. New episodes every week take you straight to the
source for breaking entertainment news.
4/19,22,25,26.
STARZ THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER (E14) [TV14]·(:24)
Hollywood's most famous and trusted trade magazine teams
with Starz and takes their cameras to the biggest names in
tinseltown. New episodes every week take you straight to the
source for breaking entertainment news.
4/26,30,5/1.
STARZ THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER (E15) [TV14]·(:24)
Hollywood's most famous and trusted trade magazine teams
with Starz and takes their cameras to the biggest names in
tinseltown. New episodes every week take you straight to the
source for breaking entertainment news.
5/3,4.
STATION JIM [TVPG]·Children·2001·(1:27)
A railway station attendant aspires to be stationmaster and
along the way helps the orphanage he grew up in be saved
from the wrecking ball while winning the heart of the orphan's
pretty teacher. 4/13,17.
STAY ALIVE [PG13]·Horror·2006·(1:26)
A group of friends play a mysterious horror video game, only
to discover that when they die in the game... they die for real!
3/27,28,31,4/1.
STEALTH [PG13]·Action·2005·(2:01)
An Artificial Intelligence (robot) pilot is brought into the naval
Air Force to learn combat skills from human pilots, but the
A.I. pilot begins to have ideas of his own on how to fly.
4/20,5/5,6.
STICK IT! [PG13]·Comedy·2006·(1:43)
The law puts the brakes on a talented young woman's wild
life and sends her back to the world of competitive
gymnastics, where her talent and rebellious attitude shake up
the system! From the writer of "Bring It On." 5/4,5.
SWINGERS [R]·Comedy·1996·(1:36)
It's money, baby! Wannabe actors hit the Hollywood
neo-lounge scene and endlessly search for "honey babes",
knowing their big break is just around the corner in this
contemporary comedy classic! An early lead role for Vince
Vaughn. 3/29.
TERMINATOR 2: JUDGMENT DAY
[R]·Science-Fiction·1991·(2:17)
A decade after Sarah Connor destroyed the original
Terminator, a second killing machine arrives from 2029, but
this time his mission is to protect her son, the future leader of
the human resistance, from an even deadlier Terminator.
4/14,16.
THINGS TO DO IN DENVER WHEN YOU'RE DEAD
[R]·Crime·1995·(1:55)
A reformed gangster takes on a job he can't refuse from the
wheelchair-bound Man With A Plan, and assembles an
oddball bunch of hoods to carry out the deed - but when they
fail, all bets are off in this off-kilter cult classic. 4/22.
THE THREE MUSKETEERS [PG]·Adventure·1993·(1:45)
Swashbuckling action as the Musketeers seek to foil Cardinal
Richelieu's plot to assassinate the king of France.
Co-starring Chris O'Donnell and Rebecca DeMornay.
3/30,4/6,11,23.
TIM BURTON'S THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS
[PG]·Animated·1993·(1:16)
The Pumpkin King of Halloweentown plans to kidnap Santa
Claus and deliver fear instead of joy. Animated. From a Tim
Burton story. 4/1,8,17,18,28.
TOMBSTONE [R]·True Story·1993·(2:10)
Wyatt Earp, his brothers and Doc Holliday take on the Clanton
gang in this action-packed, realistic account of the 1881
gunfight at the OK Corral. Look for Billy Bob Thornton,
Thomas Haden Church, Charleton Heston and more. 4/2.
ULTRAVIOLET [PG13]·Action·2006·(1:27)
She's a woman with a mission! Super-soldier Ultraviolet
possesses incredible physical powers, which she must use to
protect a boy who may hold the key to stopping a war
between humans and vampire-like Hemophages!
3/26,27,5/1,2,5,6.
UNDERCLASSMAN [PG13]·Comedy·2005·(1:33)
A baby-faced 24-year-old detective, who never gets the
respect he deserves because of his boyish looks, goes
undercover in an elite private school where he stumbles upon
an international auto-theft ring. 4/5,6.
UNDERWORLD: EVOLUTION [R]·Action·2006·(1:46)
Selene, the sexy, sleek vampire warrior, is back! The
explosive war between the Death Dealers and Lycans
continues full throttle as Selene and her werewolf lover go on
the run, searching for their future by seeking their past.
3/26,27,4/20,21,5/2,5,6.
AN UNFINISHED LIFE [PG13]·Drama·2005·(1:48)
A grizzled rancher is trying to put his life back together when
his former daughter-in-law - who was the driver in the car
accident that killed his son - suddenly reappears with the
granddaughter he never knew. With Morgan Freeman.
3/28,29.
UP CLOSE & PERSONAL [PG13]·Drama·1996·(2:04)
A veteran television newsman and producer grooms an
ambitious but naive young beauty for network stardom.
Co-starring Stockard Channing, directed by John Avnet ("Fried
Green Tomatoes"). 3/28.
VALIANT [G]·Animated·2005·(1:16)
A clumsy misfit pigeon sneaks his way into the Royal Homing
Pigeon Service, eager to serve his country by flying military
messages past the enemy Falcon Brigade during World War
II, in this high-flying animated comedy. 3/28.
THE VANISHING [R]·Thriller/Suspense·1993·(1:50)
A young man (Kiefer Sutherland) searches for his girlfriend
(Sandra Bullock), who disappeared at a gas station after the
couple had a fight. 5/1.
VENOM [R]·Horror·2005·(1:27)
Combine the mystical Louisiana swamps, a snake-filled
suitcase, Mr. Jangles - a man possessed by 13 evil souls - a
group of sexy young teens, add a dollop of voodoo, and you've
got a fun, gory screamfest! 3/31,4/1,9,10,17,18,26,27.
WARREN MILLER'S RIDE [TVG]·Action·2000·(1:37)
The World of Extreme skiing and snowboarding. 4/6,17,18.
THE WEDDING SINGER [PG13]·Comedy·1998·(1:37)
Lost in the 80s: an aspiring singer and an attractive waitress
suffer through bad relationships - love stinks, you know -
before finally hooking up for their own white wedding in this
fresh, funny romantic comedy. 3/31.
WHEN A STRANGER CALLS [PG13]·Horror·2006·(1:27)
In an opulent estate, a teen babysitter answers the phone
and begins a long, suspenseful night evading a taunting
psychopathic stalker - who may be in the house with her!
4/30,5/1.
THE WILD [G]·Animated·2006·(1:22)
When an adolescent lion is accidentally shipped from the
New York Zoo to Africa, his bickering zoo pals must put aside
their differences to help bring him back in this animated
DIsney adventure. 4/20.
WINTER PASSING [R]·Art House·2006·(1:39)
A struggling actress, the daughter of two writers, returns
home after seven years to see if she can cash in on her
parent's love letters - but she finds her recluse father living
with some eccentric caretakers. With Will Ferrell. 4/4,27.
WOLF CREEK [R]·Horror·2005·(1:39)
A trio of young travelers, stranded in the Australian outback,
are relieved when a friendly local appears to help them. But
relief soon turns to horror and murder in this tense, gruesome
thriller - based on a true story! 5/1.
XXX: STATE OF THE UNION [PG13]·Action·2005·(1:41)
The Secretary of State and his private army is planning to
take over the US government, and the latest XXX agent -
Darius Stone - is called on to save the day. Featuring Willem
Dafoe. 4/2,6,7,11,12,20,21,24,25.
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