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Joe Bob Briggs hosted movies on The Movie Channel and is available nowMay 1, 2009 1:30 AM: Rules Of Engagement (R) 3:40 AM: Blood and Chocolate (PG13, my girlfriend's a werewolf) 5:30 AM: The 6th Day (PG13) 7:35 AM: Premonition (2007, PG13) 9:15 AM: Blue Demon (PG13) 10:50 AM: Valmont (R) 1:05 PM: Deterrence (R) 2:50 PM: Father Of The Bride (1991) (PG) 4:40 PM: Funny Money (R, Chevy Chase finds a suitcase full of counterfeit cash) 6:20 PM: The Abandoned (R) 8:00 PM: A Mighty Heart (R) 10:00 PM: Premonition (2007, PG13) 11:40 PM: Father Of The Bride (1991) (PG) May 2, 2009 1:30 AM: Swinger's Sex Party (TVMA) 3:00 AM: Amy's Orgasm (R) 4:30 AM: Deterrence (R) 6:15 AM: Bobby (R) 8:15 AM: Yentl (PG) 10:30 AM: Away From Her (PG13) 12:20 PM: The Insurgents (R) 1:45 PM: Show Business: The Road to Broadway (PG) 3:30 PM: Bobby (R) 5:30 PM: Spy Hard (PG13) 7:00 PM: Pride (PG) 9:00 PM: Saw IV (R) 10:35 PM: Eye See You (R) May 3, 2009 12:15 AM: Saw IV (R) 1:50 AM: Eye See You (R) 3:30 AM: The Proposal (R) 5:05 AM: Show Business: The Road to Broadway (PG) 7:00 AM: Arthur and the Invisibles (PG) 8:35 AM: The Field (PG13) 10:30 AM: Mission: Impossible 2 (PG13) 12:40 PM: The Cradle (TV14) 2:30 PM: The Darwin Awards (R, based on the hilarious website) 4:15 PM: The Field (PG13) 6:15 PM: China Strike Force (R) 8:00 PM: Mission: Impossible 2 (PG13) 10:05 PM: Raw Deal (R) May 4, 2009 12:00 AM: Carnal Cravings (TVMA) 1:45 AM: Triumph of the Spirit (R) 3:50 AM: Sexually Submissive (TVMA) 5:30 AM: The Field (PG13) 7:35 AM: The Associate (PG13) 9:30 AM: Sea People (TVPG) 11:05 AM: Caffeine (R) 12:35 PM: Open Water 2: Adrift (R) 2:15 PM: The Associate (PG13) 4:10 PM: Fellini: I'm A Born Liar (R) 6:00 PM: Black Snake Moan (R) 8:00 PM: Perfect Opposites (PG13) 9:35 PM: The Associate (PG13) 11:30 PM: John Waters: This Filthy World (TVMA) May 5, 2009 1:00 AM: The Air I Breathe (R) 2:40 AM: The King (R) 4:30 AM: Living Death (TVMA) 8:15 AM: Valmont (R) 10:30 AM: Spy Hard (PG13) 12:00 PM: Sicko (Michael Moore, PG13) 2:05 PM: Silence Becomes You (R) 3:35 PM: Valmont (R) 5:50 PM: Shooter (R) 8:00 PM: Sicko (PG13) 10:15 PM: Crime And Punishment In Suburbia (R) May 6, 2009 12:00 AM: Spy Hard (PG13) 1:30 AM: Insatiable Obsession (TVMA) 3:05 AM: The Breed (R, no relation to Breeders) 4:40 AM: Silence Becomes You (R) 6:10 AM: Can't Stop The Music (PG, they like to stay at the YMCA) 8:15 AM: The Field (PG13) 10:15 AM: Gregory's Girl (PG) 12:00 PM: Away From Her (PG13) 2:00 PM: The Cradle (TV14) 3:50 PM: Can't Stop The Music (PG) 6:00 PM: Pride (PG) 8:00 PM: Death Valley (2008) (R) 9:40 PM: The Babysitters (R) 11:10 PM: Pauly Shore's Natural Born Komics (TVMA) May 7, 2009 12:15 AM: Clawed: The Legend of Sasquatch (R) 1:40 AM: Lethal Dose (R) 3:20 AM: Population 436 (R) 4:55 AM: Gregory's Girl (PG) 6:25 AM: Earth Girls Are Easy (PG) 8:05 AM: Premonition (2007) (PG13) 9:45 AM: Pact with the Devil (R) 11:15 AM: End of the Century: The Story of the Ramones (TV14) 1:05 PM: Earth Girls Are Easy (PG) 3:00 PM: Big Nothing (R) 4:30 PM: Deterrence (R) 6:25 PM: Jam (TV14) 8:00 PM: Premonition (2007) (PG13) 10:00 PM: Captivity (R) 11:30 PM: Funny Money (R) May 8, 2009 1:10 AM: SFW (R) 3:00 AM: Fellini: I'm A Born Liar (R) 5:00 AM: Test Signal (NR) 5:30 AM: End of the Century: The Story of the Ramones (TV14) 7:30 AM: Bobby (R) 9:30 AM: Affliction (R) 11:30 AM: Show Business: The Road to Broadway (PG) 1:15 PM: Miami Hustle (R) 2:45 PM: Arthur and the Invisibles (PG) 4:20 PM: Bobby (R) 6:25 PM: The Darwin Awards (R) 8:00 PM: Take (R) 10:00 PM: The Talented Mr. Ripley (R) May 9, 2009 12:30 AM: Tennis, anyone...? (TVMA) 2:15 AM: Forbidden Secrets (TVMA) 3:35 AM: Living Death (TVMA) 5:00 AM: Show Business: The Road to Broadway (PG) 6:45 AM: Mission: Impossible 2 (PG13) 8:50 AM: Gregory's Girl (PG) 10:25 AM: Perfect Opposites (PG13) 12:00 PM: Cutting Class (R) 1:35 PM: Caffeine (R) 3:05 PM: Mission: Impossible 2 (PG13) 5:10 PM: Tyler Perry's Daddy's Little Girls (PG13) 7:00 PM: A Mighty Heart (R) 9:00 PM: Urban Legends: Final Cut (R) 10:40 PM: I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer (R) May 10, 2009 12:15 AM: Urban Legends: Final Cut (R) 2:00 AM: I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer (R) 3:35 AM: Carnal Cravings (TVMA) 5:15 AM: Caffeine (R) 6:45 AM: Away From Her (PG13) 8:35 AM: The Associate (PG13) 10:30 AM: The Medicine Show (R) 12:15 PM: Zodiac (R) 2:55 PM: Paris (R) 4:35 PM: Funny Money (R) 6:15 PM: The Associate (PG13) 8:10 PM: Eye See You (R) 10:00 PM: Shooter (R) May 11, 2009 12:10 AM: The Air I Breathe (R) 1:50 AM: Quiet Days In Hollywood (R) 3:25 AM: Swinger's Sex Party (TVMA) 5:00 AM: Valmont (R) 7:30 AM: Pact with the Devil (R) 9:00 AM: Sleep Easy, Hutch Rimes (TV14) 10:45 AM: Affliction (R) 12:40 PM: Father Of The Bride (1991) (PG) 2:30 PM: Can't Stop The Music (PG) 4:35 PM: Deterrence (R) 6:20 PM: Silent Partner (R) 8:00 PM: Father Of The Bride (1991) (PG) 10:00 PM: Pauly Shore's Natural Born Komics (TVMA) 11:05 PM: Can't Stop The Music (PG) May 12, 2009 1:10 AM: The Talented Mr. Ripley (R) 3:30 AM: Triumph of the Spirit (R) 5:30 AM: Sleep Easy, Hutch Rimes (TV14) 7:15 AM: Show Business: The Road to Broadway (PG) 9:00 AM: Pride (PG) 11:00 AM: Blue Demon (PG13) 12:35 PM: The Darwin Awards (R) 2:15 PM: Cutting Class (R) 4:00 PM: The Cradle (TV14) 6:00 PM: Show Business: The Road to Broadway (PG) 8:00 PM: Take (R) 10:00 PM: Saw IV (R) 11:35 PM: Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the Thirteenth (R) May 13, 2009 1:05 AM: Forbidden Secrets (TVMA) 2:30 AM: Wilderness (R) 4:15 AM: Farewell, My Lovely (R) 7:35 AM: Mission: Impossible 2 (PG13) 9:40 AM: Caffeine (R) 11:10 AM: Sicko (PG13) 1:15 PM: Johnny Was (R) 2:50 PM: Open Water 2: Adrift (R) 4:25 PM: Arthur and the Invisibles (PG) 6:00 PM: Mission: Impossible 2 (PG13) 8:05 PM: Black Snake Moan (R) 10:00 PM: Sicko (PG13) May 14, 2009 12:05 AM: Funny Money (R) 1:45 AM: Crime And Punishment In Suburbia (R) 3:30 AM: China Strike Force (R) 5:05 AM: Mission: Impossible 2 (PG13) 7:15 AM: Away From Her (PG13) 9:05 AM: Spy Hard (PG13) 10:30 AM: Perfect Opposites (PG13) 12:05 PM: Close Your Eyes (R) 2:00 PM: Population 436 (R) 3:35 PM: The Abandoned (R) 5:15 PM: Zodiac (R) 8:00 PM: Tyler Perry's Daddy's Little Girls (PG13) 10:00 PM: Perfect Opposites (PG13) 11:35 PM: Spy Hard (PG13) May 15, 2009 1:00 AM: Carnal Cravings (TVMA) 2:40 AM: Raw Deal (R) 4:30 AM: Perfect Opposites (PG13) 6:05 AM: The Associate (PG13) 8:00 AM: The Sasquatch Gang (PG13) 9:30 AM: The Jazz Singer (PG) 11:30 AM: Earth Girls Are Easy (PG) 1:15 PM: Jam (TV14) 3:00 PM: The Associate (PG13) 5:00 PM: The Sasquatch Gang (PG13) 6:30 PM: Big Nothing (R) 8:00 PM: Hannibal Rising (R) 10:05 PM: Hide (R) 11:45 PM: The Medicine Show (R) May 16, 2009 1:30 AM: Shameless Co-eds (TVMA) 2:50 AM: Badge of Silence: Maniac Cop III (R) 4:15 AM: Lethal Dose (R) 8:00 AM: Arthur and the Invisibles (PG) 9:35 AM: Premonition (2007) (PG13) 11:15 AM: Can't Stop The Music (PG) 1:30 PM: The Field (PG13) 3:30 PM: Sleep Easy, Hutch Rimes (TV14) 5:15 PM: Arthur and the Invisibles (PG) 7:00 PM: Premonition (2007) (PG13) 9:00 PM: Mimic (R) 10:50 PM: Mimic 2 (R) May 17, 2009 12:15 AM: Mimic (R) 2:05 AM: Mimic 2 (R) 3:30 AM: Insatiable Obsession (TVMA) 5:05 AM: Can't Stop The Music (PG) 7:10 AM: Blue Demon (PG13) 8:45 AM: Yentl (PG) 11:00 AM: Affliction (R) 1:00 PM: The Abandoned (R) 2:45 PM: Silent Partner (R) 4:30 PM: Sea People (TVPG) 6:05 PM: Take (R) 8:00 PM: Saw IV (R) 9:35 PM: The Abandoned (R) 11:15 PM: 2 Days in Paris (R) May 18, 2009 1:00 AM: Black Snake Moan (R) 3:00 AM: The Da Vinci Coed (TVMA) 4:20 AM: Saw IV (R) 8:00 AM: Show Business: The Road to Broadway (PG) 10:00 AM: A Mighty Heart (R) 12:00 PM: Population 436 (R) 1:35 PM: Clawed: The Legend of Sasquatch (R) 3:00 PM: The Jazz Singer (PG) 5:00 PM: Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the Thirteenth (R) 6:30 PM: Away From Her (PG13) 8:25 PM: The Proposal (R) 10:00 PM: A Mighty Heart (R) May 19, 2009 12:00 AM: Funny Money (R) 1:45 AM: China Strike Force (R) 3:20 AM: Sexually Submissive (TVMA) 5:05 AM: Show Business: The Road to Broadway (PG) 7:00 AM: Mission: Impossible 2 (PG13) 9:05 AM: End of the Century: The Story of the Ramones (TV14) 10:55 AM: Tyler Perry's Daddy's Little Girls (PG13) 12:40 PM: Jam (TV14) 2:15 PM: Close Your Eyes (R) 4:00 PM: End of the Century: The Story of the Ramones (TV14) 5:50 PM: Mission: Impossible 2 (PG13) 8:00 PM: The Talented Mr. Ripley (R) 10:30 PM: Eye See You (R) May 20, 2009 12:15 AM: John Waters: This Filthy World (TVMA) 1:45 AM: Zodiac (R) 4:30 AM: Amy's Orgasm (R) 8:15 AM: Deterrence (R) 10:00 AM: Blue Demon (PG13) 11:35 AM: Miami Hustle (R) 1:00 PM: The Darwin Awards (R) 2:35 PM: Home Room (R) 4:50 PM: The Insurgents (R) 6:15 PM: Deterrence (R) 8:00 PM: Mimic (R) 10:00 PM: Mimic 2 (R) 11:30 PM: The Darwin Awards (R) May 21, 2009 1:05 AM: Swinger's Sex Party (TVMA) 2:35 AM: Gods And Monsters (R) 4:25 AM: Curse Of The Komodo (R) 7:45 AM: Pride (PG) 9:35 AM: Sleep Easy, Hutch Rimes (TV14) 11:15 AM: Father Of The Bride (1991) (PG) 1:15 PM: Cutting Class (R) 2:50 PM: Silence Becomes You (R) 4:20 PM: Affliction (R) 6:15 PM: Take (R) 8:00 PM: Shooter (R) 10:10 PM: Urban Legends: Final Cut (R) May 22, 2009 12:00 AM: Father Of The Bride (1991) (PG) 1:50 AM: The Dead Girl (R) 3:30 AM: Crime And Punishment In Suburbia (R) 5:10 AM: Pride (PG) 7:00 AM: The Cradle (TV14) 9:00 AM: Spy Hard (PG13) 10:30 AM: Mission: Impossible 2 (PG13) 12:35 PM: Sea People (TVPG) 2:15 PM: Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the Thirteenth (R) 3:45 PM: Valmont (R) 6:00 PM: Fellini: I'm A Born Liar (R) 8:00 PM: Spy Hard (PG13) 9:30 PM: Mission: Impossible 2 (PG13) 11:35 PM: Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the Thirteenth (R) May 23, 2009 1:05 AM: Captivity (R) 2:30 AM: Johnny Was (R) 4:05 AM: The Proposal (R) 5:40 AM: Spy Hard (PG13) 7:05 AM: Sicko (PG13) 9:10 AM: The Associate (PG13) 11:05 AM: Paris (R) 12:45 PM: Zodiac (R) 3:25 PM: The Abandoned (R) 5:05 PM: Sicko (PG13) 7:10 PM: Black Snake Moan (R) 9:05 PM: Snoop Dogg's Hood of Horrors (R) 10:30 PM: The Wicker Man (R) May 24, 2009 12:00 AM: Snoop Dogg's Hood of Horrors (R) 1:30 AM: The Wicker Man (R) 3:00 AM: Raw Deal (R) 4:50 AM: Paris (R) 6:30 AM: Gregory's Girl (PG) 8:00 AM: Father Of The Bride (1991) (PG) 9:45 AM: A Mighty Heart (R) 11:35 AM: End of the Century: The Story of the Ramones (TV14) 1:25 PM: Premonition (2007) (PG13) 3:05 PM: Cutting Class (R) 4:40 PM: Big Nothing (R) 6:10 PM: Father Of The Bride (1991) (PG) 8:00 PM: A Mighty Heart (R) 10:00 PM: Premonition (2007) (PG13) 11:40 PM: Death Valley (2008) (R) May 25, 2009 1:20 AM: One False Move (R) 3:05 AM: Shameless Co-eds (TVMA) 4:25 AM: Big Nothing (R) 7:35 AM: Tyler Perry's Daddy's Little Girls (PG13) 9:20 AM: The Field (PG13) 11:15 AM: Miami Hustle (R) 12:45 PM: Home Room (R) 3:00 PM: Lethal Dose (R) 4:40 PM: Open Water 2: Adrift (R) 6:15 PM: The Abandoned (R) 8:00 PM: Tyler Perry's Daddy's Little Girls (PG13) 10:00 PM: Shooter (R) May 26, 2009 12:10 AM: The Darwin Awards (R) 1:45 AM: Swinger's Sex Party (TVMA) 3:15 AM: Saw IV (R) 5:00 AM: Tyler Perry's Daddy's Little Girls (PG13) 6:45 AM: Yentl (PG) 9:00 AM: Arthur and the Invisibles (PG) 10:45 AM: Caffeine (R) 12:15 PM: Deterrence (R) 2:00 PM: Silence Becomes You (R) 3:30 PM: Yentl (PG) 6:00 PM: The Jazz Singer (PG) 8:00 PM: Raw Deal (R) 10:00 PM: Deterrence (R) 11:45 PM: Tennis, anyone...? (TVMA) May 27, 2009 1:30 AM: The Wicker Man (R) 3:00 AM: Captivity (R) 4:30 AM: The Da Vinci Coed (TVMA) 7:50 AM: The Associate (PG13) 9:45 AM: Spy Hard (PG13) 11:15 AM: Close Your Eyes (R) 1:00 PM: End of the Century: The Story of the Ramones (TV14) 2:50 PM: Silent Partner (R) 4:35 PM: A Mighty Heart (R) 6:30 PM: Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the Thirteenth (R) 8:00 PM: The Associate (PG13) 10:00 PM: Spy Hard (PG13) 11:30 PM: Can't Stop The Music (PG) May 28, 2009 1:35 AM: Hannibal Rising (R) 3:40 AM: Hide (R) 5:20 AM: A Mighty Heart (R) 7:10 AM: The Sasquatch Gang (PG13) 8:40 AM: Premonition (2007) (PG13) 10:20 AM: Mimic 2 (R) 11:45 AM: The Medicine Show (R) 1:30 PM: Lethal Dose (R) 3:10 PM: Johnny Was (R) 4:45 PM: Premonition (2007) (PG13) 6:25 PM: Open Water 2: Adrift (R) 8:00 PM: The Sasquatch Gang (PG13) 9:30 PM: The Babysitters (R) 11:00 PM: The Medicine Show (R) May 29, 2009 12:45 AM: Mimic 2 (R) 2:10 AM: Shameless Co-eds (TVMA) 3:30 AM: Death Valley (2008) (R) 5:10 AM: Premonition (2007) (PG13) 6:50 AM: Sicko (PG13) 9:00 AM: Tyler Perry's Daddy's Little Girls (PG13) 11:00 AM: Pact with the Devil (R) 12:30 PM: Caffeine (R) 2:00 PM: Sicko (PG13) 4:05 PM: Tyler Perry's Daddy's Little Girls (PG13) 5:50 PM: Shooter (R) 8:00 PM: One False Move (R) 10:00 PM: Black Snake Moan (R) May 30, 2009 12:00 AM: Pauly Shore's Natural Born Komics (TVMA) 1:05 AM: The Da Vinci Coed (TVMA) 2:25 AM: Shooter (R) 4:35 AM: Clawed: The Legend of Sasquatch (R) 7:35 AM: Miami Hustle (R) 9:00 AM: The Cradle (TV14) 10:50 AM: Take (R) 12:30 PM: The Darwin Awards (R) 2:05 PM: Home Room (R) 4:20 PM: Cutting Class (R) 5:55 PM: Big Nothing (R) 7:25 PM: Perfect Opposites (PG13) 9:00 PM: Island of the Dead (R) 10:35 PM: Komodo vs Cobra (PG13) May 31, 2009 12:15 AM: Island of the Dead (R) 1:50 AM: Komodo vs Cobra (PG13) 3:30 AM: Forbidden Secrets (TVMA) 5:00 AM: The Cradle (TV14) 6:50 AM: Spy Hard (PG13) 8:15 AM: Deterrence (R) 10:00 AM: Earth Girls Are Easy (PG) 11:45 AM: Pride (PG) 1:35 PM: Zodiac (R) 4:15 PM: Open Water 2: Adrift (R) 6:00 PM: Raw Deal (R) 8:00 PM: Deterrence (R) 10:00 PM: The Talented Mr. Ripley (R) June 1, 2009 12:30 AM: Insatiable Obsession (TVMA) 2:05 AM: Zodiac (R) 4:45 AM: Pride (PG) 6:35 AM: Miss Potter (PG) 8:15 AM: JUMP! (TVPG) 9:45 AM: Smooth Talk (PG13) 11:30 AM: Pretty Woman (R) 1:30 PM: Skinwalkers (PG13) 3:05 PM: The Flying Scotsman (PG13) 4:50 PM: Crossroads (2006) (TV14) 6:20 PM: Sex, Lies, and Videotape (R) 8:00 PM: Pretty Woman (R) 10:00 PM: Night of the White Pants (R) 11:30 PM: The Company Of Wolves (R) June 2, 2009 1:05 AM: Skinwalkers (PG13) 2:45 AM: Erotic Seductions (TVMA) 4:05 AM: Shade (R) 7:45 AM: In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (PG13) 10:00 AM: Scorched (PG13) 11:35 AM: Little Trip To Heaven, A (2006) (R) 1:05 PM: A Shot at Glory (R) 3:00 PM: Love and Other Disasters (R) 4:30 PM: Redrum (R) 6:15 PM: I Witness (R) 8:00 PM: There Will Be Blood (R) 10:45 PM: In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (PG13) June 3, 2009 1:00 AM: Vegas Vampires (TVMA) 2:30 AM: Sexual Heat (TVMA) 4:00 AM: Hot Dog: The Movie (R) 5:40 AM: Scorched (PG13) 7:15 AM: White Air (PG) 8:40 AM: Say Uncle (R) 10:15 AM: Sinner (TV14) 11:45 AM: The Deep (PG) 1:50 PM: The Perez Family (R) 3:45 PM: White Air (PG) 5:10 PM: 10 Items Or Less (R) 6:30 PM: Sinner (TV14) 8:00 PM: Hot Rod (PG13) 9:30 PM: The Go-Getter (R) 11:05 PM: The Deep (PG) June 4, 2009 1:15 AM: The Passion of the Christ (R) 3:25 AM: Elizabeth (R) 5:30 AM: Test Signal (NR) 7:30 AM: The Flying Scotsman (PG13) 9:15 AM: Felicia's Journey (PG13) 11:15 AM: Ticker (R) 12:50 PM: Creator (R) 2:40 PM: Hav Plenty (R) 4:15 PM: Felicia's Journey (PG13) 6:15 PM: The Flying Scotsman (PG13) 8:00 PM: Delta Farce (PG13) 9:30 PM: Year Of The Dog (PG13) 11:15 PM: The Thing Below (R) June 5, 2009 1:00 AM: Adrift in Manhattan (R) 2:30 AM: The Condemned (R) 4:30 AM: Creator (R) 6:30 AM: Cold Turkey (PG) 8:15 AM: Love and Other Disasters (R) 10:00 AM: Welcome Home, Roxy Carmichael (PG13) 11:40 AM: The Mean Season (R) 1:30 PM: Skinwalkers (PG13) 3:05 PM: Love and Other Disasters (R) 4:45 PM: Stateside (R) 6:25 PM: Redrum (R) 8:00 PM: Mr. Brooks (R) 10:00 PM: Pendulum (R) 11:35 PM: Skinwalkers (PG13) June 6, 2009 1:15 AM: Busty Models (TVMA) 3:00 AM: Mr. Brooks (R) 5:00 AM: Welcome Home, Roxy Carmichael (PG13) 6:40 AM: Blood and Chocolate (PG13) 8:20 AM: Miracle at Sage Creek (PG) 9:45 AM: Locked In Silence (TVPG) 11:30 AM: Sketches (PG13) 1:15 PM: Blood and Chocolate (PG13) 3:00 PM: A Shot at Glory (R) 5:00 PM: Sex, Lies, and Videotape (R) 7:00 PM: Crazy as Hell (R) 9:00 PM: Danika (R) 10:30 PM: Head Trauma (TV14) June 7, 2009 12:00 AM: Danika (R) 1:30 AM: Head Trauma (TV14) 3:00 AM: Forbidden Lust (TVMA) 4:30 AM: 50 Pills (TVMA) 7:25 AM: Arctic Tale (G) 8:55 AM: Pretty Woman (R) 10:55 AM: The McKenzie Break (PG) 12:45 PM: White Air (PG) 2:10 PM: There Will Be Blood (R) 4:50 PM: The Chocolate War (R) 6:35 PM: Arctic Tale (G) 8:05 PM: Bratz (PG) 10:00 PM: Pretty Woman (R) June 8, 2009 12:00 AM: Harm's Way (TVMA) 1:25 AM: Delta Farce (PG13) 2:55 AM: Erotic Seductions (TVMA) 4:15 AM: Penitentiary (R) 7:30 AM: Welcome Home, Roxy Carmichael (PG13) 9:15 AM: Stateside (R) 11:00 AM: The Groomsmen (R) 12:45 PM: The Go-Getter (R) 2:30 PM: Hot Rod (PG13) 4:00 PM: The Shipment (R) 5:35 PM: In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (PG13) 8:00 PM: The English Patient (R) 10:45 PM: Elizabeth (R) June 9, 2009 1:00 AM: Cold And Dark (R) 2:35 AM: Forbidden Fantasies (TVMA) 4:00 AM: The Go-Getter (R) 5:35 AM: Welcome Home, Roxy Carmichael (PG13) 7:15 AM: Cast A Giant Shadow (TVPG) 9:35 AM: 1408 (PG13) 11:20 AM: The Deep (PG) 1:25 PM: Smooth Talk (PG13) 3:00 PM: Wonder Boys (R) 4:55 PM: Ticker (R) 6:30 PM: Hav Plenty (R) 8:00 PM: 1408 (PG13) 10:00 PM: Danika (R) 11:30 PM: Gangs of the Dead (R) June 10, 2009 1:00 AM: Barb Wire (R) 2:40 AM: Cross Bronx (TVMA) 4:20 AM: Slow Burn (2007) (R) 7:30 AM: Sketches (PG13) 9:15 AM: The McKenzie Break (PG) 11:05 AM: Sex, Lies, and Videotape (R) 12:45 PM: Home Of The Brave (R) 2:35 PM: Arctic Tale (G) 4:05 PM: The McKenzie Break (PG) 6:00 PM: Sketches (PG13) 8:00 PM: Sex, Lies, and Videotape (R) 10:00 PM: There Will Be Blood (R) June 11, 2009 12:40 AM: Blue Demon (PG13) 2:15 AM: Federal Protection (R) 4:00 AM: Sarah Silverman: Jesus is Magic (TVMA) 5:15 AM: The McKenzie Break (PG) 7:05 AM: JUMP! (TVPG) 8:35 AM: Bratz (PG) 10:20 AM: Shade (R) 12:05 PM: White Air (PG) 1:30 PM: Blood and Chocolate (PG13) 3:15 PM: Say Uncle (R) 5:00 PM: Harm's Way (TVMA) 6:30 PM: Little Trip To Heaven, A (2006) (R) 8:00 PM: Bratz (PG) 10:00 PM: Factory Girl (R) 11:35 PM: Blood and Chocolate (PG13) June 12, 2009 1:15 AM: I Witness (R) 2:50 AM: Cold And Dark (R) 4:25 AM: Say Uncle (R) 8:00 AM: Scorched (PG13) 9:35 AM: Creator (R) 11:30 AM: The TV Set (R) 1:00 PM: Wonder Boys (R) 2:55 PM: The Groomsmen (R) 4:35 PM: Felicia's Journey (PG13) 6:30 PM: Night of the White Pants (R) 8:00 PM: Stuck (2007) (R) 9:30 PM: Wonder Boys (R) 11:30 PM: The Deep (PG) June 13, 2009 1:35 AM: Bachelor Party Vegas (R) 3:10 AM: Forbidden Fantasies (TVMA) 4:40 AM: 10 Items Or Less (R) 7:45 AM: Smooth Talk (PG13) 9:30 AM: Miss Potter (PG) 11:05 AM: Hot Rod (PG13) 12:35 PM: Crossroads (2006) (TV14) 2:05 PM: The Chocolate War (R) 4:00 PM: Home Of The Brave (R) 5:50 PM: Miss Potter (PG) 7:30 PM: Hot Rod (PG13) 9:00 PM: Bless The Child (R) 10:50 PM: Cruel World (R) June 14, 2009 12:20 AM: Bless The Child (R) 2:15 AM: Cruel World (R) 3:45 AM: Kinky Pleasures (TVMA) 5:15 AM: Miss Potter (PG) 7:00 AM: In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (PG13) 9:15 AM: Ticker (R) 11:00 AM: Danika (R) 12:30 PM: 1408 (PG13) 2:30 PM: Year Of The Dog (PG13) 4:15 PM: In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (PG13) 6:30 PM: Danika (R) 8:00 PM: Mr. Brooks (R) 10:00 PM: 1408 (PG13) 11:45 PM: Pendulum (R) June 15, 2009 1:20 AM: Forbidden Lust (TVMA) 3:00 AM: Mr. Brooks (R) 5:00 AM: Sketches (PG13) 6:45 AM: Felicia's Journey (PG13) 8:45 AM: Delta Farce (PG13) 10:15 AM: Blood and Chocolate (PG13) 12:05 PM: Cold Turkey (PG) 2:00 PM: Felicia's Journey (PG13) 4:00 PM: Cast A Giant Shadow (TVPG) 6:20 PM: Delta Farce (PG13) 8:00 PM: The Passion of the Christ (R) 10:15 PM: Sinner (TV14) 11:45 PM: Dead Heist (TVMA) June 16, 2009 1:00 AM: Hostel: Part II (R) 2:40 AM: King of the Ants (R) 4:30 AM: Little Trip To Heaven, A (2006) (R) 7:35 AM: God Said, "Ha!" (PG13) 9:00 AM: New York Cop (R) 10:30 AM: Miss Potter (PG) 12:05 PM: 10 Items Or Less (R) 1:30 PM: Say Uncle (R) 3:05 PM: Head Trauma (TV14) 4:30 PM: The Chocolate War (R) 6:30 PM: White Air (PG) 8:00 PM: Night of the White Pants (R) 9:30 PM: Miss Potter (PG) 11:05 PM: Blood For Dracula (R) June 17, 2009 12:50 AM: Forfeit (R) 2:15 AM: Busty Models (TVMA) 3:55 AM: Elizabeth (R) 7:45 AM: Bratz (PG) 9:30 AM: Wonder Boys (R) 11:25 AM: Scorched (PG13) 1:00 PM: Welcome Home, Roxy Carmichael (PG13) 2:45 PM: The Shipment (R) 4:30 PM: The Groomsmen (R) 6:15 PM: Bratz (PG) 8:00 PM: Wonder Boys (R) 10:00 PM: The English Patient (R) June 18, 2009 12:45 AM: Blood and Chocolate (PG13) 2:30 AM: Bless The Child (R) 4:20 AM: American Cannibal (TVMA) 7:45 AM: The McKenzie Break (PG) 9:35 AM: Arctic Tale (G) 11:05 AM: Pendulum (R) 12:40 PM: Cold Turkey (PG) 2:30 PM: The Perez Family (R) 4:30 PM: Arctic Tale (G) 6:05 PM: Home Of The Brave (R) 8:00 PM: Cruel World (R) 9:30 PM: 50 Pills (TVMA) 11:00 PM: The Company Of Wolves (R) June 19, 2009 12:40 AM: The Tesseract (R) 2:30 AM: Hostel: Part II (R) 4:05 AM: Federal Protection (R) 5:40 AM: The McKenzie Break (PG) 7:30 AM: Miss Potter (PG) 9:15 AM: 1408 (PG13) 11:00 AM: Pretty Woman (R) 1:00 PM: Danika (R) 2:30 PM: Say Uncle (R) 4:05 PM: The Go-Getter (R) 5:45 PM: Pretty Woman (R) 8:00 PM: 1408 (PG13) 10:00 PM: Penitentiary (R) 11:40 PM: Lethal Dose (R) June 20, 2009 1:20 AM: The Go-Getter (R) 3:00 AM: Kinky Pleasures (TVMA) 4:25 AM: Say Uncle (R) 7:25 AM: Bratz (PG) 9:10 AM: JUMP! (TVPG) 10:40 AM: 10 Items Or Less (R) 12:00 PM: Year Of The Dog (PG13) 1:40 PM: Cast A Giant Shadow (TVPG) 4:00 PM: White Air (PG) 5:30 PM: Welcome Home, Roxy Carmichael (PG13) 7:15 PM: Bratz (PG) 9:00 PM: Fingerprints (R) 10:40 PM: Carver (R) June 21, 2009 12:20 AM: Fingerprints (R) 2:00 AM: Carver (R) 3:45 AM: Mr. Brooks (R) 7:30 AM: Felicia's Journey (PG13) 9:25 AM: Sex, Lies, and Videotape (R) 11:05 AM: The Flying Scotsman (PG13) 12:50 PM: Wonder Boys (R) 2:45 PM: Bless The Child (R) 4:35 PM: Sex, Lies, and Videotape (R) 6:15 PM: The Flying Scotsman (PG13) 8:00 PM: Barb Wire (R) 10:00 PM: Bless The Child (R) 11:50 PM: Final Draft (TVMA) June 22, 2009 1:20 AM: Forbidden Fantasies (TVMA) 2:45 AM: Wonder Boys (R) 4:40 AM: Felicia's Journey (PG13) 6:40 AM: The McKenzie Break (PG) 8:30 AM: Ticker (R) 10:05 AM: Miss Potter (PG) 11:40 AM: A Shot at Glory (R) 1:35 PM: The McKenzie Break (PG) 3:30 PM: Home Of The Brave (R) 5:20 PM: There Will Be Blood (R) 8:00 PM: Stuck (2007) (R) 9:30 PM: Sarah Silverman: Jesus is Magic (TVMA) 10:45 PM: Skinwalkers (PG13) June 23, 2009 12:20 AM: Bachelor Party Vegas (R) 2:00 AM: Bongwater (R) 3:45 AM: Stuck (2007) (R) 5:15 AM: A Shot at Glory (R) 7:15 AM: Warriors Of Virtue (PG) 9:00 AM: Pretty Woman (R) 11:00 AM: Hot Rod (PG13) 12:30 PM: The Go-Getter (R) 2:15 PM: Blood and Chocolate (PG13) 4:00 PM: Shade (R) 5:45 PM: Pretty Woman (R) 8:00 PM: The Go-Getter (R) 9:35 PM: Hot Rod (PG13) 11:05 PM: Blue Demon (PG13) June 24, 2009 12:35 AM: Pendulum (R) 2:10 AM: Pretty Woman (R) 4:10 AM: Tracks (R) 5:35 AM: Blood and Chocolate (PG13) 7:15 AM: Smooth Talk (PG13) 8:50 AM: Cast A Giant Shadow (TVPG) 11:15 AM: Delta Farce (PG13) 12:45 PM: The Perez Family (R) 2:40 PM: Night of the White Pants (R) 4:10 PM: Cast A Giant Shadow (TVPG) 6:30 PM: Delta Farce (PG13) 8:00 PM: Final Draft (TVMA) 9:30 PM: Fingerprints (R) 11:05 PM: Gangs of the Dead (R) June 25, 2009 12:35 AM: The Passion of the Christ (R) 2:45 AM: Young and Tempting (TVMA) 4:20 AM: Carver (R) 7:45 AM: Locked In Silence (TVPG) 9:20 AM: Scorched (PG13) 10:55 AM: God Said, "Ha!" (PG13) 12:20 PM: Sketches (PG13) 2:00 PM: 1408 (PG13) 3:45 PM: Redrum (R) 5:20 PM: The Groomsmen (R) 7:00 PM: God Said, "Ha!" (PG13) 8:30 PM: Slow Burn (2007) (R) 10:05 PM: Mr. Brooks (R) June 26, 2009 12:10 AM: Dead Heist (TVMA) 1:30 AM: 1408 (PG13) 3:15 AM: Forbidden Lust (TVMA) 4:45 AM: New York Cop (R) 6:15 AM: Bratz (PG) 8:00 AM: Welcome Home, Roxy Carmichael (PG13) 9:40 AM: JUMP! (TVPG) 11:05 AM: Year Of The Dog (PG13) 12:45 PM: Bless The Child (R) 2:35 PM: In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (PG13) 4:45 PM: Arctic Tale (G) 6:15 PM: Bratz (PG) 8:00 PM: The Shipment (R) 9:35 PM: There Will Be Blood (R) June 27, 2009 12:15 AM: Cold And Dark (R) 1:50 AM: In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (PG13) 4:00 AM: Erotic Seductions (TVMA) 5:20 AM: Year Of The Dog (PG13) 7:00 AM: Blood and Chocolate (PG13) 8:45 AM: Felicia's Journey (PG13) 10:45 AM: The TV Set (R) 12:15 PM: The Perez Family (R) 2:10 PM: Sex, Lies, and Videotape (R) 3:50 PM: Nearing Grace (R) 5:35 PM: Blood and Chocolate (PG13) 7:15 PM: The Go-Getter (R) 9:00 PM: Devour (R) 10:30 PM: Nightwatch (R) June 28, 2009 12:15 AM: Devour (R) 1:45 AM: Nightwatch (R) 3:30 AM: Busty Models (TVMA) 5:10 AM: Felicia's Journey (PG13) 7:10 AM: Cast A Giant Shadow (TVPG) 9:30 AM: The McKenzie Break (PG) 11:20 AM: Delta Farce (PG13) 12:50 PM: 10 Items Or Less (R) 2:15 PM: Cast A Giant Shadow (TVPG) 4:35 PM: Creator (R) 6:25 PM: Skinwalkers (PG13) 8:00 PM: Delta Farce (PG13) 9:30 PM: Hot Rod (PG13) 11:00 PM: The Tesseract (R) June 29, 2009 12:45 AM: Cruel World (R) 2:15 AM: Kinky Pleasures (TVMA) 3:45 AM: The Company Of Wolves (R) 5:30 AM: Skinwalkers (PG13) 7:05 AM: 1408 (PG13) 9:00 AM: Miracle at Sage Creek (PG) 10:30 AM: Radio Inside (R) 12:05 PM: Danika (R) 1:30 PM: The Groomsmen (R) 3:10 PM: Night of the White Pants (R) 4:40 PM: 1408 (PG13) 6:25 PM: Pendulum (R) 8:00 PM: Factory Girl (R) 9:35 PM: Barb Wire (R) 11:15 PM: Blood For Dracula (R) June 30, 2009 1:00 AM: Mr. Brooks (R) 3:00 AM: National Lampoon's Movie Madness (R) 4:30 AM: Love and Other Disasters (R) 7:35 AM: The House On Carroll Street (PG) 9:15 AM: Cold Turkey (PG) 11:00 AM: Wonder Boys (R) 12:55 PM: In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (PG13) 3:05 PM: Smooth Talk (PG13) 4:40 PM: Home Of The Brave (R) 6:30 PM: I Witness (R) 8:05 PM: Nightwatch (R) 10:00 PM: Carver (R) 11:45 PM: Lethal Dose (R) July 1, 2009 1:30 AM: Young and Tempting (TVMA) 3:10 AM: In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (PG13) 5:20 AM: Wonder Boys (R)
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