USA Network Movies for May-June 2006

please help the children

All Genres

Note: USA and the Sci-Fi channel use the same movie library,
and both consider any time before 6am to be night of date shown

Past movies have included Tim Burton's Beetlejuice (the ghost with the most), The Lost Boys (with fangs), Poltergeist (they're here), Jeepers Creepers, The Ghost & The Darkness, The Addams Family, Death Becomes Her, Halloween, The Seventh Sign (of the apocalypse), Tales From The Crypt, Peter Jackson's THE FRIGHTENERS (John Astin, Michael J. Fox), Liar Liar, UNIVERSAL SOLDIER (the enemy can't kill undead soldiers), Waterworld and all 3 INDIANA JONES movies, plus a lot of comedy movies
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 MAY 01 12:30 PM     MISSION IMPOSSIBLE       
 MAY 01 03:00 PM     FOREIGNER, THE  &  FOREIGNER 2: BLACK DAWN       
 MAY 01 01:00 AM & 02 02:00 PM     TICKER       
 MAY 02 04:00 PM     TIMECOP: THE BERLIN DECISION       
 MAY 03 12:00 PM     WATCHER, THE       
 MAY 03 02:00 PM     HITCHER 2: I'VE BEEN WAITING       
 MAY 03 04:00 PM     PRIMAL FEAR       
 MAY 04 02:00 PM     DIRTY HARRY (do you feel lucky?)   
 MAY 04 09:00 PM & MAY 05 01:00 PM     MUMMY RETURNS, THE    
 MAY 04 01:00 AM     CHERRY FALLS       
 MAY 05 02:00 AM     BASE-KETBALL       
 MAY 05 04:00 AM     DUDLEY DO RIGHT       
 MAY 06 11:30 AM     DELIVERANCE (canoe-trip nightmare)      
 MAY 06 02:00 PM & MAY 07 09:00 AM     STIR OF ECHOES   
 MAY 06 04:00 PM     JASON X (Friday the 13th in space)      
 MAY 06 06:00 PM     FREDDY VS. JASON (warn your friends) 
 MAY 06 02:00 AM     FREDDY VS. JASON (warn everybody) 
 MAY 06 04:00 AM     JASON X       
 MAY 07 12:00 PM     SPY GAME       
 MAY 07 02:30 PM     JURASSIC PARK       
 MAY 07 05:30 PM & MAY 08 01:30 PM     BONE COLLECTOR     
 MAY 07 08:00 PM & MAY 08 04:00 PM     FACE/OFF       
 MAY 07 01:00 AM     JURASSIC PARK       
 MAY 08 01:00 AM & MAY 09 05:00 PM     OUT FOR A KILL      
 MAY 09 02:30 PM     DAYLIGHT, MAY 10 12:30 PM     FRANKIE & JOHNNY, MAY 10 03:00 PM     THE STORY OF US
 MAY 10 05:00 PM     WHAT DREAMS MAY COME (Heaven is a runny painting)  
 MAY 11 01:30 PM     CAPTAIN CORELLI'S MANDOLIN, MAY 11 01:00 AM     WAY OF THE GUN, MAY 12 02:00 PM     MONEY TALKS
 MAY 12 02:00 AM     DELIVERANCE (Burt Reynolds, Ned Beatty, and a river of no return)
 MAY 13 11:00 AM     FAR AND AWAY, MAY 13 04:00 PM     HONEY       
 MAY 13 06:00 PM & MAY 14 09:00 AM & MAY 18 02:00 PM & MAY 21 & 25 01:00 AM  SIXTEEN CANDLES      
 MAY 13 02:00 AM     INTOLERABLE CRUELTY, MAY 13 04:00 AM     HONEY, MAY 14 01:00 AM     SNEAKERS       
 MAY 15 12:00 PM     HEIST, MAY 15 02:00 PM     SNEAKERS, MAY 15 04:30 PM     SPY GAME       
 MAY 15 01:00 AM & MAY 16 05:00 PM     QUEEN OF THE DAMNED      
 MAY 16 01:00 PM     CABIN BY THE LAKE (stay out of his underwater garden) 
 MAY 16 03:00 PM     THE RELIC       
 MAY 17 12:30 PM     TORNADO! & MAY 17 02:30 PM     TIDAL WAVE: NO ESCAPE       
 MAY 17 04:30 PM     ATOMIC TRAIN (2.5 hours)       
 MAY 18 01:00 AM     DELIVERANCE       
 MAY 19 02pm & 2am   DIRTY HARRY       
 MAY 19 04:00 AM     THE SHADOW       
 MAY 20 10:00 AM     HOUSESITTER       
 MAY 20 02:00 PM & MAY 20 04:00 AM     SGT. BILKO       
 MAY 20 04:00 PM     MAJOR PAYNE (Wayans as a drill sgt.)     
 MAY 20 06:00 PM     ALL ABOUT THE BENJAMINS, MAY 20 02:00 AM     JERK, THE (Steve Martin)      
 MAY 21 09:00 AM     ALL ABOUT THE BENJAMINS, MAY 22 01:00 PM     NINE LIVES       
 MAY 22 03:00 PM     A MAN APART, MAY 22  5pm & 1am   IN HELL       
 MAY 23 01:00 PM     THE BEAUTICIAN AND THE BEAST, MAY 23 03:00 PM     THE BRADY BUNCH MOVIE       
 MAY 23 05:00 PM     A VERY BRADY SEQUEL, MAY 24 12:00 PM     THE PHANTOM       
 MAY 24 02:00 PM     ESCAPE FROM L.A. (call me Plisskin)    
 MAY 24 04:00 PM     BACKDRAFT (heroes)      
 MAY 26 02:00 AM     GOOD BURGER       
 MAY 26 04:00 AM     UNDERCOVER BROTHER       
 MAY 27 12:00 PM & MAY 27 04:00 AM   OUT FOR A KILL (STEVEN SEAGAL marathon)      
 MAY 27 02:00 PM & MAY 27 02:00 AM   BELLY OF THE BEAST (STEVEN SEAGAL)      
 MAY 27 04:00 PM & MAY 28 09:00 AM   FOREIGNER, THE (STEVEN SEAGAL)      
 MAY 27 06:00 PM & MAY 28 03:00 PM   FOREIGNER 2: BLACK DAWN (STEVEN SEAGAL)
 MAY 28 01:00 PM     HALF PAST DEAD (STEVEN SEAGAL)      
 MAY 28 05:00 PM     INTO THE SUN (STEVEN SEAGAL)      
 MAY 28 01:00 AM     DELIVERANCE (Joe Bob says squeal like a pig)   
 MAY 29 01:00 AM     HARD TARGET (Joe Bob says check it out)
 MAY 30 01:30 PM     PETER BENCHLEY'S THE BEAST - PART 1 & 2       
 MAY 30 05:00 PM     HARD TARGET (still surviving the game)
 MAY 31 01:00 PM     BURIED ALIVE       
 MAY 31 04:30 PM     RED DRAGON (Hannibal, before Clarice)
 JUN 01 01:00 PM     MCHALE'S NAVY       
 JUN 01 03:00 PM     SGT BILKO       
 JUN 01 05:00 PM     MAJOR PAYNE (Wayans)      
 JUN 01 01:00 AM     JADE       
 JUN 02 02:00 PM     DUETS       
 JUN 02 04:00 PM     FAR AND AWAY       
 JUN 02 02:00 AM     FINAL DESTINATION       
 JUN 02 04:00 AM     PERFECT HUSBAND, THE: THE LACI PETERSON STORY       
 JUN 03 10:00 AM     GREMLINS (never feed them after dark)  
 JUN 03 12pm & 3am   JEEPERS CREEPERS II       
 JUN 03 02:00 PM     FINAL DESTINATION       
 JUN 03 04:00 PM     FEAR (it knows what scares you)  
 JUN 03 05:55 PM     BRING IT ON AGAIN 
 JUN 04 02:00 AM     THE JERK (Steve Martin)       
 JUN 05 01:00 PM     Stephen King's STORM OF THE CENTURY (6-hours)       
 JUN 05 01:00 AM     JAWS 2 (they're still going to need a bigger boat)
 JUN 06 12:00 PM     WALKER, TEXAS RANGER: BLUE MOVIES       
 JUN 06 02:00 PM     JAWS 2       
 JUN 06 04:30 PM     SNEAKERS       
 JUN 06 09:00 PM     BONE COLLECTOR       
 JUN 07 12:30 PM     RED PLANET       
 JUN 07 02:30 PM     SKULLS 3       
 JUN 07 04:30 PM     BONE COLLECTOR       
 JUN 08 2pm & 2am    DROP ZONE       
 JUN 09 02:00 PM     JOHNNY ENGLISH (James Bond spoof/comedy)    
 JUN 09 08:00 PM     ALONG CAME POLLY       
 JUN 09 10:00 PM     ALONG CAME POLLY       
 JUN 09 02:00 AM     JOHNNY ENGLISH (Rowan Atkinson, John Cleese)    
 JUN 09 04:00 AM     EARTH GIRLS ARE EASY (Geena Davis, Jeff Goldblum)      
 JUN 10 01:00 PM     BARBERSHOP       
 JUN 10 03:00 PM     BRING IT ON       
 JUN 10 05:00 PM     AMERICAN WEDDING       
 JUN 10 09:00 PM     ALONG CAME POLLY       
 JUN 10 03:00 AM     NATIONAL LAMPOON'S EUROPEAN VACATION (Chevy Chase)     
 JUN 11 09:00 AM     BARBERSHOP       
 JUN 11 01:00 PM     BRING IT ON       
 JUN 11 03:00 PM     AMERICAN WEDDING       
 JUN 11 05:00 PM     HAPPY GILMORE       
 JUN 11 07:00 PM     ALONG CAME POLLY       
 JUN 11 02:00 AM     KOJAK (2 HOUR PILOT)       
 JUN 12 01:00 PM     BULLETPROOF       
 JUN 12 03:00 PM     HAPPY GILMORE       
 JUN 12 05:00 PM     NATIONAL LAMPOON'S EUROPEAN VACATION       
 JUN 12 01:00 AM     OUT FOR A KILL       
 JUN 13 05:00 PM     OUT FOR A KILL       
 JUN 14 01:30 PM     THE GAUNTLET (Clint Eastwood as a cop, but not a Dirty Harry movie)       
 JUN 14 04:00 PM     THE OUTLAW JOSEY WALES (Clint Eastwood western)       
 JUN 14 09:00 PM     FAST AND THE FURIOUS, THE       
 JUN 15 12:30 PM     THE SUBSTITUTE (pay attention class)      
 JUN 15 02:30 PM     TIMELINE       
 JUN 15 05:00 PM     FAST AND THE FURIOUS, THE       
 JUN 15 01:00 AM     SATAN'S SCHOOL FOR GIRLS (1999)       
 JUN 16 01:30 PM     Stephen King's ROSE RED (6-hours)       
 JUN 16 02:00 AM     Ron Howard's BACKDRAFT (Kurt Russell)      
 JUN 17 02:30 PM     BIG FISH       
 JUN 17 03:00 AM     BIG FISH       
 JUN 18 01:00 PM     KINDERGARTEN COP (Schwarzenegger)      
 JUN 18 03:00 PM     NATIONAL LAMPOON'S EUROPEAN VACATION       
 JUN 18 05:00 PM     MEET THE PARENTS       
 JUN 18 07:00 PM     BRUCE ALMIGHTY (Morgan Freeman is God)    
 JUN 18 02:00 AM     KINDERGARTEN COP       
 JUN 19 01:00 PM     NATIONAL LAMPOON'S EUROPEAN VACATION       
 JUN 19 03:00 PM     MEET THE PARENTS       
 JUN 19 05:00 PM     BRUCE ALMIGHTY       
 JUN 19 01:00 AM     FRAILTY       
 JUN 20 01:00 PM     AMERICAN PSYCHO       
 JUN 20 03:00 PM     FRAILTY       
 JUN 20 05:00 PM     JEEPERS CREEPERS II       
 JUN 20 09:00 PM     ALONG CAME POLLY       
 JUN 21 02:00 PM     FAR AND AWAY       
 JUN 21 05:00 PM     ALONG CAME POLLY       
 JUN 22 02:00 PM     IN AND OUT       
 JUN 22 01:00 AM     NATIONAL LAMPOON'S EUROPEAN VACATION       
 JUN 23 02:00 PM     DRAGONHEART       
 JUN 23 02:00 AM     HONEY       
 JUN 23 04:00 AM     YOU GOT SERVED       
 JUN 24 10:30 AM     HONEY       
 JUN 24 02:30 PM     PATRIOT GAMES (Harrison Ford vs. assassins after the Royal Family)
 JUN 24 05:00 PM     FACE/OFF       
 JUN 24 03:00 AM     PATRIOT GAMES       
 JUN 25 12:00 PM     BLACK DOG       
 JUN 25 01:30 PM     FACE/OFF       
 JUN 25 04:30 PM     JACKAL, THE       
 JUN 25 02:00 AM     BLACK DOG       
 JUN 26 02:00 PM     JACKAL, THE       
 JUN 26 04:30 PM     SAINT, THE       
 JUN 26 01:00 AM     ORDER, THE       
 JUN 27 01:00 PM     ORDER, THE       
 JUN 27 03:00 PM     DETENTION       
 JUN 27 05:00 PM     SUDDEN DEATH       
 JUN 28 01:00 PM     HOW HIGH       
 JUN 28 03:00 PM     NUTTY PROFESSOR, THE       
 JUN 28 05:00 PM     UNDERCOVER BROTHER, Agent For BROTHERHOOD (with Billy Dee Williams)
 JUN 29 02:00 PM     AMERICAN WEDDING       
 JUN 29 01:00 AM     SNEAKERS       
 JUN 30 02:00 PM     NATIONAL LAMPOON'S EUROPEAN VACATION       
 JUN 30 02:00 AM     TO WONG FOO, THANKS FOR EVERYTHING JULIE NEWMAR       
 JUN 30 04:00 AM     IN AND OUT 
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Jeepers Creepers, where'd you get those eyes?

Lake Placid shows from time to time on the SciFi Channel & USA Networks. The official "Lake Placid" movie website at Fox.com features an animated picture of a giant mutant crocodile chasing a helicopter and chomping a scuba diver in half, which may be too intense for some wimpy internet viewers. Just think of it as another Alligator

A drunk Kiefer Sutherland vs. Christmas Tree

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* Note: October 2003, the merger between GE and Vivendi UA was completed. This gives NBC control of Universal Hollywood including Universal's 5000-film library including Spielberg movies and 34,000 hours of TV shows including Law & Order; USA Network & the Sci-Fi channel, Trio, Bravo and Telmundo. The summer 2004 horror film "Van Helsing" will also now be a NBC tv-series just months later in the 2005 season