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GLOOM BUSTERS
# 1

~ THE SECRETS OF ~
JOY THAT MAKES
OUR LIVES HEALTHY

Look what I found for y'all to browse through !

* * *HUMOR & LAUGHTER* * *

DIAGNOSIS :
Stressed Out !
PRESCRIPTION :
One Belly Laugh Every Hour Until Cured !

SOUND STRANGE ? Not really, according to experts. As far back as biblical times, people have recognized the power of humor in overcoming everything from stress to major illness.
It has a positive impact on virtually every system in the body, plus provides a boost to the immune system and reduces pain. Even in the toughest of circumstances, a dose of appropriately used humor can make a enormous difference. It can serve as a way to overcome fear, anger and stress, plus boost creativity and well-being.
And of course, prayer is the key that brings about this condition that will enable man to enjoy any humor and laughter in his soul.

PSALMS 126:2 " Then was our mouth filled with laughter, and our tongue with singing: then said they among the heathen, The Lord hath done great things for them. " VERSE 3 " The Lord hath done great things for us; whereof we are glad. "

,- - - I SURE DID ~ PASTOR BILL ~ GOD BLESS Y'ALL

Now playing:
"WHEN YOUR SMILING"

Music Now Playing :
" WHEN YOUR SMILING "
So Please Remember !
Always walk close to your friends and loved ones
ONLY YOU, can make a difference in other folk's life !
And Please Keep On Smiling !

NOTE : EVEN AS YOU MOVE YOUR CURSOR YOU WILL
FIND THAT MOSES AND THE EAGLES IN FLIGHT ARE
FOLLOWING JESUS !

WOE,WOE IS ME !
Will I ever know joy
and laughter again ?

..Huh, What Did You Say ?..

Joy WILL return if you are willing to look for it !
Laughter is good medicine for the soul.
Psychologically, the ability to see humor in a situation is as important as the laughter, itself !
A sense of humor can help you overlook the unattractive,
tolerate the unpleasant, cope with the unexpected,
and smile through the unbearable.
A genuine sense of humor is the pole that adds balance
to our steps as we walk the tightrope of life.
And, if we happen to fall into one of life's inevitable
cesspools, a healthy sense of humor can help us to cope.
Try taking a laugh break TODAY..... It Works !


   ~ BILL & RITA ~
   JOY AND HAPPINESS IS:
Setting across the table from the one you love
and after 60 years of marriage you're still in
love with one another.
Rita Marie[Trimboli]Albright
went home to be with Jesus on January 31, 2004
That was and still is the saddest thing in my life,
to lose my precious wife, but I thank the Lord
for the sixty years of Joy and Happiness
William H. Albright Sr.
I have dedicated a memorial page to her right
below this message, plese feel free to visit.

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RITA MARIE'S MEMORIAL
~ ~ ~ TRUE LOVE WILL NEVER DIE ~ ~ ~

REMEMBER: Your life can be easier than you think.....
No matter what blows your way.
All you have to do is:
Accept the impossible, Do without the indispensable,
Bear the intolerable and Be able to laugh or smile at anything that comes along.

When you're down and out Lift up your head and shout.....!
" Don't give up ! " Remember,
Moses was once a basket case.

       Y'all Just Relax !
If we weren't meant to keep starting over.....
Then God wouldn't have granted us Monday, Huh ?

" GOSSIP "
It is just like a hammer,
always pounding away at it's victim !


Just when you thought you were winning the rat race.....
Along came smarter and faster rats.

Today is the tomorrow that you worried about
yesterday, and all is well.
God made wrinkles to show folks
where smiles have been.

You don't stop laughing because you grow old,
You grow old because you stop laughing.
..Ha...Ha..

It's better to have loved and lost.....,
than to be chained to a chump for the rest of your life !
..Now Dats Da Gospel, Ole Man !..

Please help me to remember, Lord,
that nothing will happen today
that you and I can't handle together.

PASTOR

Happiness is knowing who Pastor Bill really is..... ?

~ A.K.A. ~


~ Hi - Y'all ~    ~ SMILE ~    ~ Yup! It's Me ~
* * * My Alter Ego * * *

~ And now the dragon is out of the bag, huh ? ~

GENESIS: 3:12 " AND THE MAN SAID, THE WOMAN WHOM THOU GAVEST TO BE WITH ME, SHE GAVE ME OF THE TREE, AND I DID EAT. "

If We Didn't Have Those Women Folk's to Pick On
Then Who Would Of Taken The Blame In Eve's Case ?
A Blonde Lady Driver !


A deputy sheriff was driving along in the country when he noticed a small black coupe swerving all over the lonely back road. He put on his flashers and pulled the car over. Hopping out of his patrol car, he then approached the blonde lady driver.
" Ma'am, is there a reason that you're weaving all over the road ? "
The blonde replied, " Oh deputy, thank goodness you're here !! I almost had an accident ! I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. I swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of me. I swerved to the right and there was another tree in front of me ! "
Reaching through the side window to the rear view mirror, the deputy replied, " Ma'am...that's your air freshener. "

Take your broken dreams to

Til he fill thy mouth with laughing,
and thy lips with rejoicing.
Job 8:21, KJV

Then was our mouth filled with laughter,
and our tongue with singing:...
Psalms 126:2, KJV

He who takes time and refreshes others, will himself be refreshed.

Gee Wiz, I Taught I Taw A " Putty-Kat ? "
I WEALLY DID !

You have to stand up and face the music, before you can lead the band.

Just a little reminder.....
that we are all udderly flawed, in some sort of a way !

   The Wal-Mart add said :
These sneakers were made for walking.
But surly not like that ?
I'm 90 years old !

You can't turn back the clock,
but you can wind it up again.

5 months ago,I swam 10 laps,
4 months ago, I ran 3 miles,
3 months ago, I biked 7 miles.....
It's been a real good year !

SERIOUS BUSINESS :Never try to guess your wife's size.
Just buy her anything marked " petite " and hold on to your receipt.

Oh gee wiz, sometimes I get so upset and frustrated
that I don't know whether to just cry, scream or wet my pants !

When life drops us a big fresh cow paddy
That's really unkind to our noses,
Then take and use it for fertilizer;
It may be your chance To grow roses !
..MOO-..

     There are some days you're the bug..... And other days, you're the windshield !

AVENGE YOURSELF:
Live long enough to be a problem to your children.
..Slurp... Slurp..
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WHEN I'M OLD, GRAY AND HARD OF HEARING,
I'LL LIVE WITH EACH OF MY KIDS.

I try to take just one day at a time.....
but lately several days have attacked me at once.

If only I could relate to.....
the folks I'm related to.

Our opportunites are often missed
because we are broadcasting when we should be listening.

I can no longer face life so
I have decided to go through the rest of it backwards.

~ PLEASE ~
DO NOT DISTURB
Here is a great thinker doing his thing,
and at any moment he could explode !
It's a terrible thing to waste a good mind, huh ?

..Duh !!..

Even if it burns a little bit low at times,
the secret of life is to always keep the flame of hope alive.
What To Do In Case Of An Emergency
[1] Pick up your hat [2] Grab your coat
[3] Leave your worries on the doorstep
[4] Direct your feet on the son-ny side of the street.
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ON THE SON-NY SIDE OF THE STREET

Pretend your a bright star
and poke a hole in someone's darkness, today !
Salvation
Don't try to leave earth without it!

I reckon I'm perfectly willing to compromise,
but it seems, God wants to have everything His own way !
..Yup!..

    If your faith cannot move mountains
it ought to at least be able to climb them.

~ TANTRUM MAT ~
Directions: When the need for throwing a tantrum is felt, place both feet on the space provided and jump rapidly up and down.....
Incoherent screaming is also permissable. If symptoms persist, see your nearest psychiatrist.....
You MAY be a nut !

~ THE FIRST CHURCH ~
OF
The Low Self-Esteem Glee Club
NOTE :If you're worthless and you know it clap your hands.....

There will be no crisis next week. My schedule is already full, but !..

I'm not about to start to worry, unless I see the animals start lining up two by two for the next space shuttle !

    The secret to success is to stay cool and calm on top and paddle like crazy underneath.

   Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, But his retirement plan is out of this world.

    Always remember to take your rainbow with you !

    Remember that there are others beside the Lord,
watching your every move !

   ..... And remember that Jesus loves you !
And
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GLOOM BUSTERS
# 2
~ THE SECRETS OF ~
JOY THAT MAKES
OUR LIVES HEALTHY !
* * * THE HOLY GHOST * * *

JUST THINK, RIGHT NOW YOU COULD BE ENJOYING
THE OZARK HILLS WEATHER IN BEAUTIFUL DOWNTOWN:

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A Vote From Y'all
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Thank You, Pastor Bill

PLEASE, PLEASE,
I'LL TRY TO BE GOOD !
NEXT TIME.