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GLOOM BUSTERS
# 5
~ THE SECRETS OF ~
JOY THAT MAKES
OUR LIVES HEALTHY 
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ABOUT
NOTE : EVEN AS YOU MOVE YOUR CURSOR YOU WILL
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Enter
ye in at the straight gate:.....
and narrow is the way,
which
leadeth to life, and few there be that find it.
Matthew 7:13,14
,- - - I SURE DID ~ PASTOR BILL ~ GOD BLESS Y'ALL
The Reason I've Reached The Good
Old Age Of 84 With Such A Good Memory Is Because
I Take " Ginko Biloba " And Other Vitamins.....
If I Can Remember To Take them....
If my memory serves me right, I think my name is Bill 
Well, About Ten Years Ago I Could
At Least Throw The Ball Down The Bowling Alley, Getting A Strike !
Now, It Seems Like I Can't Get It To Go More Than A Foot Away....
And Then It Ends Up In The Gutter....
The Reason I've Reached
The Good Old Age Of 89 Is Because I let
The Women Folk Have The Last Word.....
THE OLD KLUCKENFUTCHET SISTERS
Well, As You Can See, I'm Taking Good
Care In My Old Age And Its Because I Work Out
Well, Not Every Day But Once In A While, Plee..zzzz...
Always remember that old folks are worth a fortune, with the silver in their hair, the gold in their teeth, the stones in their kidneys, the lead in their feet and the gas in their stomachs.
" THE FRIVOLOUS OLD SISTERS "
We've become a little older since we saw you last and a few changes have come into our lives also, since then. Frankly, we've become quite frivolous old sisters ! We're are each seeing five gentlemen who has the same names every day.
As soon as we wake up, WILL POWER helps us get out of bed. Then we go see JOHN.
Then CHARLIE HORSE comes along and when he's here he takes a lot of our attention.
When he leaves, ARTHUR RITUS shows up and stays the rest of the day. He doesn't like to stay in one place very long so he takes us from joint to joint.
After such a busy day, we're really tired and glad to go to bed with BEN GAY.
What a life, my sister and I live !
Our pastor came to visit us the other day. He said at our age we should be thinking about " the hereafter. "
We told him, " Oh, we do all the
time ! " No matter where we are,.....in the parlor, upstairs, in the kitchen or down in the
basement, we ask our selves,
" NOW, WHAT ARE WE HERE AFTER ?
"
Golden Days
The old man sat alone beside
A gently flowing stream
So many years had drifted past
It seemed like just a dream.
He wondered if he'd made a change
Had he made a better place
Had he wasted precious moments
Would he leave without a trace ?
Now softly in his ear he heard
A whisper on the wind,
"You've changed some lives along the way,
You've done quite well my friend !
You showed a gentle kindness
When the hungry you helped feed
They rebounded with new strength
Because of your good deed.
The children that you touched in life
Stand proud and tall today
Because of what you taught them
They kneel down each night to pray.
So worry not how you've lived your life
You've done your very best
And soon you'll journey Home to Me
For your " golden days of rest. "
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And remember that
Jesus loves you !
PASTOR
A Vote From Y'all
Is Worth Crowing About
Thank You, Pastor Bill 
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