Cozmeaux Chronicle '99

Top Ten Things to do in 99- sort of..lol

Enjoy many adult beverages...hell I did that last year
Enjoy many adult beverages at a Jimmy Buffett Concert
Spend lots of time in Florida....enjoying adult beverages
Enjoy many adult beverages with my friends.
Try not to repeat myself too often, oh may I offer you an adult beverage??
Win the POWERBALL so I may enjoy a.b.'s at my multi-million dollar beach house/adult beverage palace
Put a lava lamp in every home in America.......
Wish i could have toasted the Impeachment of Bill Clinton with a bubbly adult beverage
Watch Dale Jarrett win the Winston Cup Championship while enjoying an adult beverage
May I offer you an adult beverage??

Once upon a time I had a cute, sweet little web page...so young and unconcerned with the ways of the cyber-world. Alas, this was its downfall. One summer day my page suddenly disappeared, pulled along with the wrong crowd of rowdy HTML's and URL's until it was no longer able to stay. Thus the first Coz page was gone, and left in its place is this, my attempt at a humorous but often repetitive web page.... oh may I offer you an adult beverage?? ;) So to all my friends and chattys, hope you enjoy my page as its glorious HTML waves across the land.....and SIGN MY GUESTBOOK DAMMIT !! Puhleeze??? **puppy dawg eyes** LOL............

Ahhhh 1999, the year I have been dreading ever since that damm song by whats-his-name-used-to-be came out. But despite that song, its pretty cool that we're here to see the another millenium eh? Thanks for taking a few minutes out of the last of the 19's to see my humble little page, a small flash of COZMIC brilliance from my little corner! So let me tell ya about me, after all its my page did ya think I was gonna talk about something lame?? lol.....anyways I am 29 years old..oh god I'll be 30 this year.........

**awakens from shocked fog**

....as I was saying I will celebrate the first anniversary of my 29th birthday this year, and if you don't know my real name is Kim..nice to meet ya. I live in South Mississippi, close to the Louisiana line and New Orleans!! I am a GRITS=Girl Raised In The South, and have been married for 3 and a half years to my coolaroni husband Tommy, we have three dogs and alot of fun, we Jetski alot and go to NASCAR races and enjoy adult beverages!! Did I mention that already?? I do work, contrary to what my time on the internet may imply ...to see what I do just click on the link below, you may be surprised! I am a "waterbug" and a beach bum at heart, I spend whatever time I can get in or around the water and the beach...and if it involves Jimmy Buffett, margaritas and coronas I am there! Parrotheads unite! I was born here in Mississippi but moved overseas when I was 5, and was raised in Singapore and went to school at SAS there until I was 16, when I moved back to the states and went to college where I majored in Political Science! I was lucky to get to go all over the world and see lots of places, my faves being Nepal, Australia and everywhere in the United Kingdom...and of course the Caribbean...St. Lucia is the tops! My dad was in the oil biz so we went alot of places on holiday, but Singapore was always home base! I am into all kinds of music and entertainment, love sports and anything outdoors! When I am not online or working I usually like to "road-trip" in my Jeep with the top down ( the jeeps not mine!!), going to do a little "retail therapy", plotting a trip to Gulf Shores or Florida, and generally just enjoying life!! I am into sports and like to play anything, I love football and baseball, as well as NASCAR and anything to do with JetSkis or surfing. We ride our skis alot, and go to about 4 races a year, where I pull for Dale Jarrett and Rusty Wallace, and I absolutely DESPISE Jeffy Gordon. My hubby is a Dale Earnhardt fan so we have a mixed marriage..lol...and despite popular misconception we race fans aren't tobacco spittin hillbillies! I am Chairman of our local chapter of Ducks Unlimited and am also involved with Save the Manatee and other wildlife and conservation groups. I'm no tree-hugging hippy mind you, but I do enjoy nature and hope to see it grow. I should have been a 60's child as I am a freak for smiley faces and lava lamps....but I think I like being around now cuz they didn't have Doc Martens and Oakleys then did they??I am into politics too, and yes I think he did it, just like he does us every day he's still in office!! So thats about all I can think of now, guess thats alot huh?? lol....just check out all my links and be sure to click on the pics as many of them lead somewhere else and you will see some other stuff I love...hope you enjoy my pages and keep checking back, I finally got a scanner and if I ever figure out how to use it I am gonna put pics on here! C-ya!