"Why do you have condom's in differnet packs ? We in the US only have 3-pack condoms." states the tourist.

"That's right, the 3-pack is for Americans." said the French salesperson.

"What about the 6-pack ?" asked the American

"That is for us, the French because we do it Monday, Tues, Wed, Thurs, Fri and Sat. Then on Sunday we go to church." boasted the French salesperson.

"And the 8-pack ?" curiously continues the American.

"That is for the Italians, they do it Mon, Tus, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat, before going to church then after going to church. " said the salesperson.

"Really ? If the 6 is for the French and the 8 is for the Italians who uses the 12's. I don't know of any other nationality who can beat the French and the Italians when it comes to sex. " said the American.

"The 12's are for the Britts" said the salesperson.

Awe struck the American said," You've gotta be kidding me, the British better than the French and Italians in sex ?"

"Monsiuer, I never said they were better" declared the French

"So what do they use the 12 pack for ? " asked the American.