Mount Weiss: Songs

Ain't Got Proof

You ain't got no proof baby
You ain't got no proof baby
Ain't got no proof baby
You ain't got no proof baby

We are so legendary
They are so secondary
We are so legendary
They are so secondary

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Britney
(to "Baby One More Time" - Britney Spears)

Oh lately lately
The people have got no homes
They don't have food or money
Oh lately lately
They've had nowhere else to go
This issue isn't funny

Show me
How they live so poorly
Tell me baby
How would you feel if you were beside them

This homelessness has turned to be
Outrage
We must address
This poverty (poverty)
Why won't the government help them out
Give them a dime
Give the homeless more of their time

Oh lately lately
The reason they don't is cruel
"Got better things to do"
Oh pretty lately
They don't spend on hospitals or schools
Phonecards seem to be more cool

Show me how do they act justly
Tell me maybe
All they care about are trips and telecards

Their bastardness
Eventually (that's right)
Will form unrest
In this country (this country)
I don't know how make this line rhyme
Haha it's time
Kick them out and squeeze them dry

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Don't Like To Work
(to "Three Blind Mice")

Don't like to work
Don't like to work
Makes me beserk
Makes me beserk
Maths and Religion and English suck
Swing off the fans and run a muck
We don't really give a flying duck
We don't like to work

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Ethics
(to Neighbours Theme)

Ethics, everybody needs ethics
With a little bit of morals
Got responsibilities

Ethics, everybody needs ethics
Social and ethical
The issues at hand

Ethics, everybody needs ethics
With a little bit of morals
Got responsibilities

Ethics
Everybody needs ethics
Gotta have some moral responsibilities

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For All The Times
(to "Because You Loved Me" - Celine Dion)

For all those times you want to sing
For all the truth that you made me bring
For all the songs you put in my life
For all the wrong mate you'll be right
For every song I wrote to you,
For all the fans I sang it through,
I'll be forever thankful maybe
You're the one who made me chuck
I never felt that great,
You're the one who gave me a, stomach ache!

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Her Sister Is A Cheapo
(to "We Wish You A Merry Christmas")

Her sister is a cheapo
Her sister is a cheapo
Her sister is a cheapo
And so is her mum!

Her sister is seen
At Go-Lo daily
Her sister is a cheapo
And so is her mum!

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Hot Rackalamb
(to Three Blind Mice)

Hot Rackalamb
Hot Rackalamb
Eat while you can
Eat while you can
Sheep from New Zealand its real top rate
Eat it for dinner it tastes so great
Gimme some more and I'll be your mate
It's hot Rackalamb

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Martin The Legend
(to Home and Away theme)

Martin Edwards is a legend
And so are you, not to mention
The guy down the street
But he's got ugly feet

And from the very first moment I came here
I never really wanted to drink beer
I go to AA
Off the booze for 90 days

Take me to the farm
I'll do no harm
I'll feed the sheep and rabbits
Homer is gay
Or so they say...

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Maryann

Maryann oh Maryann
Loves the Penrith Hajduks she's a fan
Maryann oh Maryann
She can do it with a man

Pencilidick oh Pencildick
She is tall smart and very quick
Pencildick oh Pencildick
Her Holden Commodore is in good nick!

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O'Grady
(to Brady Bunch theme)

This is the story
Of Matt O'Grady
Who attended St Columbas in Springwood
One night he takes a boy out bush
Then he shoots him
Not something that he should

This is the story
Of the case impending
To determine if O'Grady did the act
Did he kill this poor lil boy
Did he mean to
We'll prove that it's a fact

Til the one day when the case went to court
And we learned of his bullshit excuse
The judge declared
"Let the bastard fry"
and the public hurled insults and screamed abuse

O'Grady sucks
O'Grady sucks
Gonna go to jail where he can run a muck

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Pure Sheep
(to "Pure Shores" - All Saints)

I've crossed the deserts for miles, swam water for time
Searching places to find
A piece of something to call mine
(I'm comin', I'm comin')
A piece of something to call mine
(I'm comin', comin' closer to sheep)

Ran along many moors, walked through many doors
The place where I wanna be
Is the place I can call mine
(I'm comin', I'm comin')
Is the place I can call mine
(I'm comin', comin' closer to sheep)

I'm movin', I'm comin'
Can sheep hear what I hear?
It's calling sheep my dear, out of reach
(Take me to the beach)
I can hear it calling sheep
I'm comin', not drowning, swimming closer to sheep
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Never been here before
I'm intrigued, I'm unsure
I'm searching for more
I've got something that's all mine
I've got something that's all mine

Take me somewhere I can breathe, I've got so much to see
This is where I wanna be
In a place I can call mine
In a place I can call mine

I'm movin', I'm comin'
Can sheep hear what I hear?
It's calling sheep my dear, out of reach
(Take me to the beach)
I can hear it calling sheep
I'm comin', not drowning, swimming closer to sheep
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Movin', comin', can sheep hear what I hear?
(Hear it out of reach)
I hear it calling sheep
Swimming closer to sheep

Many faces I have seen
Many places I have been>
Walked deserts, swam shores (coming closer to sheep)

Many faces I have known
Many ways in which I've grown
Moving closer on my own
(Coming closer to sheep)

I'm movin', I feel it
I'm comin', not drowning
I'm movin', I feel it
I'm comin', not drowning

I'm movin', I'm comin'
Can sheep hear what I hear?
It's calling sheep my dear, out of reach
(Take me to the beach)
I can hear it calling sheep
I'm comin', not drowning, swimming closer to sheep
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
(Take me to my beach)

I'm movin', I'm comin'
Can sheep hear what I hear?
It's calling sheep my dear, out of reach
(Take me to the beach)
I can hear it calling sheep
I'm comin', not drowning, swimming closer to sheep
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh..

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The System Is A Rort

The system is a rort
(The system is a rort)
Or so at least I thought
(Or so at least I thought)
A can of coke I bought
(A can of coke I bought)
And then I so got caught
(And then I so got caught)
I got put on report
(I got put on report)
And then appeared in court
(And then appeared in court)
Against the charge I fought
(Against the charge I fought)
A lawyer I had sought
(A lawyer I had sought)
To defend myself in court
(To defend myself in court)
We found the jury's support
(We found the jury's support)
The charge they did abort
(The charge they did abort)
The judge was a good sport
(The judge was a good sport)
I really think I ought
(I really think I ought)
To thank you for your thought
(To thank you for your thought)
In giving us your support
(In giving us your support)
I think ure a good sort
(I think ure a good sort)
So here's a bottle of port
(So here's a bottle of port)
Please keep to the law of the court
(Please keep to the law of the court)
Keep blood alcohol at nought
(Keep blood alcohol at nought)

The lesson I have been taught?
(The lesson I have been taught?)
THE SYSTEM'S STILL A RORT!
(THE SYSTEM'S STILL A RORT!)

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Trivia
(to "Mary Had A Little Lamb")
Trivia
Trivia, Trivia
Trivia
Trivia

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