Just in case you're an idiot Creed fan whose intentions are to leave me hatemail, I've done you the courtesy of compiling a list of terms and phrases you can apply to yourself. This way, you know exactly what will be said to you if you decide to leave me hate mail. This will save you the trouble of having to leave hate mail in my guestbook and being made to look like the idiot that you are. Of course if you leave it anyway, I will respond. But you have been warned.
- Ignorant
- moron
- idiot
- half-wit
- dumb-ass
- mentally deficient
- mentally underdeveloped
- mentally retarded
- stupid
- asshole
- degenerate
- shit
- scum
- trash
- unqualified for procreation
- genetic curse
I was having some quiet thought time the other day, and I suddenly had a Jeff Foxworthy moment. This is what came of it:
You might be a Creed fan if:
- You can't tell the difference between "your" and "you're"
- Your most clever retort is "your a faggot"
- It's standard in your family to have intercourse with your cousins or closer relatives
- Your IQ is equal to that of a tree stump
- Your college diploma says "University of Bubba"
- You disguise your janitorial job by calling yourself a "sanitation engineer"
- The most sophisticated words in your vocabulary are "fuck, "shit," and "bitch"
- You can't complete a sentence in standard English
- You are not even semi-literate
- You consider "Green Eggs and Ham" fine literature
more to come............
