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PERSONALS
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You May Not Know It By Looking At Me, But I Can Run Really Fast!
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Miguel; 32,
La Paz, Bolivia
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Big, bearded, hairy chested Bolivian sheep-herder, 32, seeking something that resembles a female. I love frolicking in my meadow when the sun is up and have an insatiable appetite for corn dogs! Call Miguel. 555-7132
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Fancy Flying With Me?
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Rhonda, 27, Milwaukee, WI
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I Gotta admit humping passengers 31, 000 feet up in the air on the wage my airline pays me is not as kinky as one might think! I mean there's just no room! The washroom stinks of urine but hey you've got me right? Looking for a long term down to earth relationship that doesn't involve me hiking my skirt 31, 000 feet up! Call 555-9991
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Fat Ugly And British
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Rob, 22, Redcar. UK
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Fancy spreadin' a nice hot curry on me gut and lickin' it all off wiv yer tongue? If you do we've got it made love! I'm a fat beer swilling bastard that enjoys takeaways every nite either from the Chippy, Indian or Chinky. If your just like me and friggin' hot. I'll have it made! Call 555-0022
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Adrenaline Orientated Girl Seeking Similar Orientated Guy.
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Tracey; 17, Dartmoth, NS
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I would definitely describe myself as a goal oriented girl. I enjoy setting challenges for myself and finding ways to make things happen. Like last week when me and my BFF's burned down the local recreation centre.
I most often find myself attracted to other ambitious males who are not afraid of putting themselves outside of their comfort zone. Call 555-7714
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5.
I've Seen You Somewhere Before!
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Phallicia; 23, Montreal. QUE
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Tall, fit well proportioned black female seeking a small weak bald headed man who wears eyeglasses whose corrective lenses each contain regions with two distinct optical powers. Must be aged between 30-55. Call me cutie I promise I won't hurt you too much! 555-2254
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Man Of The Cloth.
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Brendan; 56, Boston, MA
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Celibate Bishop opting for some carnal knowlege in his twilight years. Adventurous happy go lucky clergyman into boxing, cockfighting and off road all terrain excursions. Seeking males 21 to 22 years old to accompany me on my adventures. Call 555-1797
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I'm Your Best Friend's Brother.
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Pete; 23, Moncton, NB
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Hard working pipe-fitting tranny. Hooking up basement washrooms is my trade. But boys have you got it made! I'm cute, cuddly, buxom and bubbly! Looking for long term fun with a tender but firm bum. Call 555-TRAN
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I Fart In Bed.
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Satsuma; 68, Vancouver, BC
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Retired wood cutter. Seeking soulmate. I could be your flatulent partner for life! Love dressing up as Military dictators in my spare time. Interested? Call 555-9661
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Pop Tarts.
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Adrienne; 20, Clef Sur Le Table, NB
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Mmm... don't you just love crispy pop tarts that ooze creamy hot blueberry jam? Don't be shy I know you do! What are you waiting for? This tart is hot and waiting to be popped! Call 555-TART
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Lunar Lover!
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Mike; 34, Wisconsin, USA
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Space is the place baby! Come and ride in my rocket and we'll blast off into orbit and have a cosmic orgasm! Alternatively a nice hockey game washed down with pop and pizza will suffice! Call 555-7833Call 555-4333
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Simple.
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Akka Pakka; ? Stratford-Upon-Avon, UK
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Akka Pakka, wakka lakka, mikka makka makk, nikka nakka, likka lakka, wikka wakka wakk! bikka bakka, tikka takka, fikka fakka fakk, likka lakka, lakka likka, wikka Akka Pakk! Call 555-?8?2 !!
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Farm Hand.
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Noddy; Riverside-Albert, NB
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Young farmer with 100 acres would be pleased to hear from young lady with tractor. Please send photograph of tractor. Call 555-4221
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Turkey Baster
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Clorabeth; 30, Plutonium Hills, Nevada, USA
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Single, sexy thirty year old professionally trainer Turkey baster looking for a good looking well toned male aged 25-40. If you enjoy reading books by Geoffrey Chaucer, Agatha Christie and Tom Wolfe. Have written a thesis on Hugh Everett III, originator of the many-worlds interpretation of quantum theory and of the use of Lagrange multipliers for general engineering optimizations Call me at 555-7155 and I'll even baste a turkey for you!
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14.
I Dated Your Grandmother.
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1980's Mullet Wearing All-American White Milf Lover; 53, Cocksass, Texas
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It's true I did! Now it's your turn! 555-2897555-6740
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