(updated 12-31-2002) 

WARNING!!! This document contains explicit and deviate sexual material. There are frequent references to: fags, dykes (off-times with strap-ons), using animals for sex and outright blatant fornication.

Also: Excessive reading of this document may cause uncontrollable coming in your pants, neurotic drooling, premature ejaculations, night sweats, chronic balding of your nutz and may inspire an intense desire to go some place and whack-off.

This document is the combined effort of mentalities far beyond your frail comprehension.

We solemnly take upon ourselves, the mantle of supreme literary genius.