1.        We are better looking.

2.        We have really long dicks, you have a little stubby.

3.        We like to fuck animals, you don't.

4.        We've had your mom lick us clean after fucking animals.

5.        We've had sex with over 1,000 women (including your sister.)

6.        We jam women in the ass, and they learn to like it.

7.        Women adore us.

8.        We have money.

9.        We know The Stallion, personally.

10.      We are intelligent, you are not.

11.       We drink beer.

12.       We fuck the opposite sex, you fuck/get fucked by the same sex (okay if you are a woman,              though.   Hell!  We encourage that!)

13.       When we cum, it's an atom bomb; when you cum--a lady finger.

14.       Women walk funny for a week after fucking us, women ask you "Is it in yet?"

15.       We degrade women, and they like it--or learn to.

16.       Women pester us for our cocks.

17.       Women pray for us to impregnate them.

18.       Women love us and hate you.

19.       Women love to drink our cum from champagne glasses and each other's vaginas.

20.       We appreciate it when women lick our cum from the other woman's tits.

21.       Women will do anything when they think that they are pleasing us.

22.       Women French-kiss each other, they swap our seminal fluids.

23.       We have income from the sales of dildos made from casts of our tumescent genitalia.

24.       We know what a Percosolator is.