Here is my ever-growing collection of some of the best clean holliday jokes that I've come across. To the best of my knowledge these are just jokes and not based on actual facts; so please do not be offended if you have fallen victim to any similar circumstances. At any rate, feel free to send me any jokes that you may have, and I'll post them here as well.
Click Below for a Printable Version of a Joke: Have you ever wondered how the tradition of an angel sitting on the top of the Christmas tree began? Well, here's how it happened:
Santa Claus was having a terribly bad Christmas eve. Aside from having a cold, Mrs. Claus was getting on his case, and all of his elves had called in sick; forcing him to hire temporaries, who weren't doing a very good job. That afternoon, he went out to the stable to check on the reindeer and to get them ready to pull his sleigh that evening. When he got to the stable, however, he saw that one of his reindeer had tried to jump the fence and had broke its leg.
In frustration, Santa went in to the kitchen to get himself a shot of brandy to relax his nerves. When he reached for the bottle, he saw that it was empty, and realized that the elves had drank it all already. He decided instead to just fix himself a cup of coffee, but in his haste; dropped the canister, spilling coffee grounds all over the floor.
Cursing under his breath, Santa went to the closet and pulled out the broom only to find that rats had eaten all the straw from it, making it useless. While Santa was trying his best to scoop up all the coffee grounds using his hands, there was a knock at the door. When he opened the door, Santa saw an angel standing there carying a large Christmas tree. The angel said, "Here you go, Santa; I've brought you a big, beautiful Christmas tree. Where do you want me to put it?"
And THAT'S how the angel got on top of the Christmas tree!
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