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" W I N D C U R R E N T S "
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Three guys were standing at the top of the Empire State Building in New York City. The first guy says to the second, "You know, the wind currents are so strong here in New York that one could step off the edge of the building and literally float in mid-air due to the upward thrust of the thermal air current."
"No way, man, you're crazy," said the second guy to the first. So the first guy steps off the edge of the building and just floats in mid-air for about 20 seconds and then returns to the roof of the building. The second guy is simply thrilled and says, "Watch me do that," as he steps from the edge of the roof into open air. Of course he falls like a stone straight down to the waiting pavement below - SPLAT!
The third guy, who has remained quiet the entire time, leans over to the first guy and says, "You know something, Superman, you sure can be a jerk sometimes!"
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" G R E E N S I D E U P "
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A painting contractor was speaking to a woman about a job. She said that she wanted the first room a pale blue. He wrote it down, went to the window, opened it, and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!"
They walked into the second room and she said that she wanted it a soft yellow color. He wrote that down, went to the window, opened it, and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!" The woman was curious, but didn't say anything.
They walked into the third room, and she said that she wanted a warm rose color. The painter wrote that down, went to the window, opened it, and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!" Finally the woman asked, "Why do you keep yelling that out the window?"
"I'm sorry," he replied, "but I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street."
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