I really need to come up with a better title, don't I? Well, that could be another suggestion helpfully mailed to me by you, could it not? The Jade and Peter Story is all here, in bad form and all, except for the secret hidden chapter (between Lont's Palace and the Xonarphian Ship, called Lontanius) and the rest of the chapters after the end of the story as shown here. In other words, every chapter that is complete is here, and if you e-mail me, I'll try to tell you basically the plot and underlying history of the story. For the meantime, though, you can read what I've present here, and LIKE IT!

The most poorly written and, unfortunately, hardest to revise, part of the story is the Prologue. It does, however, present information that is important in the entire functioning of the story. Our twisted tale (if you really want to see twisted, check out James' Story, written by me and the Assmaster) begins on Earth. Immeadiately following the late-night capture of our (agh-kuHMMM!!!) heroes, the story continues with their discoveries on Lont's Ship. Lont, of course, can't wait to meet them (and/or eat them), so the natural continuation of our Tale that Appears to be Tall but is Actually Just Skinny is that the next chapter is called Lont's Palace. Following their little trip, Jade and Peter (with their companion in tow) take a trip accross Lontanius in the Hidden Chapter, Lontanius. And it should be obvious to you (if you've ever had me explain the story to you) that the next chapter's setting is the Xonarphian Ship. And then the story's over. For now...

So keep coming back to this, and all of my pages, because they're constantly changing and having stuff being added to them.