Hey. This is James Story, a poorly-named romp through space and the comedic bounds of both of our minds. This story, as well as the poems, were written both by James and me, and all have some basis on earlier works that we did, but that James probably lost. If you notice some distinct similarities in names to some in Star Wars, you noticed correctly. Just don't tell our old buddy Steve Spielburg (I think that's how it's spelled). Anyhow, at one point, James was on the verge of changing this into a Star Wars spoof, but I convinced him not to. So, let's start off a very short while in the future, in a part of the universe somewhat far, far away...
We begin with a battle. Like all good stories do.