Ishpu lives on Planet Peach And trades 500 balloons for one golden camel each. He wanders about with fez on his head And talks to his parrot, which is in fact quite dead. He sells tuna and other provisions that blow up And drinks from a two-handled plywood-made cup. He defeated Bagelman and Stringcheeseman twice; He likes to take his helium tanks and beat rice. He talks with an accent and will say this to you, man: "You gimme five dolla, I give you tuna, You gimme 10 dolla, I give you mackerel, Tuna in a can, 1.99."   Written by James and Mr. bivA (the Cracker Car Jacker)