One day I was riding, Riding on my golden horse, Until I was smashed by an anvil Of aluminum two-ton force. I was able to crawl out, Out of the bloody wreck, But then I was struck by a falling Newly-painted deck. A predicament I was in, Of falling objects from the sky, But I guess I hadn’t noticed, ‘Till a smurf slashed my right eye. I said, "Die you stupid smurfs!!!!!!!" And stomped him once or twice But felt my internal organs Being sucked out by Fidel Castro-bred mice. "Gee," I thought, "I’m surely gonna die," Then a giant Marshmallow Man broke my bones As he passed me by. Edgar Allen Poe was a great poem writer indeed. Hellmo’s cousin is Johnny Appleseed. As I cried, All hopeless and weary, A giant Styrofoam spaceship Hovered over all strange and leery. Who’s that tapping, Tapping on my chamber door? ‘Tis HELLMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and nothing more. Then the spaceship opened, Revealing a sailor. "We are from Planet X," Said the sailor. The Laundry Detergent Tramped down in immense size. I LIKE HOMEMADE APPLE PIES!!!!!!!!!!!! The detergent had monkeys Who created Richard Nixon embryos Clouds pour rain and something that rhymes with M&Ms And suddenly Mr. Adams, the psychopathic necromancer from Planet Aldaron killed Wade with his powerful T-square staff, And everything was good. THE END By James and The Good Log