Ah, the dear inspector. The strong, silent, unavailable type. Our producer gave him a call to be on our show, but I think it fell through.
Javert: Hello?
Producer: Hello, Msr. uh, Jav...er*t*?
Javert: JavERT!
Producer: Riiiiiiight. Anyway, Msr. Javer*t*, I am calling on behalf of a dating game show, and
Javert: *click*
Producer: Uh... hello?
