Winter Hiatus
Well, Christmas vacation's ending for the majority of us. Any thoughts?
 
Already? It practicaly just began!			0.00 % (0)  
Ooh, I was having fun here...				42.86 % (6)  
It's been nice, but a month's good for me.		0.00 % (0)  
I'm kinda bored, I don't mind vacation ending.		14.29 % (2)  
I like school. Send me back anyday!			0.00 % (0)  
I don't apply here. Josh is being closed-minded again.	42.86 % (6)  
Total votes: 14

Jigs.
Who wants to slap Dan upside the head?
 
Oh, do I ever! Lemme at him!	70.59 % (12)  
Just slap him? C'mon! Really!	0.00 % (0)  
Once or twice, perhaps.		11.76 % (2)  
Leave the boy alone.		17.65 % (3)  
I could never slap Dan.		0.00 % (0)  
Total votes: 17

Taco Bell
Taco Bell:
 
It's the breakfast of champions.	36.59 % (15)  
It's better than sex.			21.95 % (9)  
The meat is laced with crack.		29.27 % (12)  
I would rather die than eat it.		4.88 % (2)  
I would die if I ate it.		7.32 % (3)  
Total votes: 41  

(Written by Marie Noelle Jarden)

No Snow!
Why does Toledo never get over a foot of snow?
 
I'm not quite sure, but I bet that fat weatherman on ABC could tell us.
0.00 % (0)  
Toledo is the land of flames that burn yet, not consume.
0.00 % (0)  
Not sure how, but I'm sure it's definitely Ian's fault in some way shape or form.
75.00 % (9)  
Shredder has built a reverse weather machine and the Ninja Turtles have failed
in their mission to destroy it.
25.00 % (3)  
Total votes: 12  

(Written by Jakab Norton)

Papa Norton
Should Ian be head of the Norton household?
 
Ian is crazy.					5.88 % (1) 
Yes he should.					5.88 % (1) 
Get off of my lawn.				17.65 % (3) 
Ian and Mr. Norton should fight for it.		70.59 % (12) 
Total votes: 17   

(Written by Jakab Norton)

Ear Eating
How hungry would you have to be to eat a persons ear?
 
If I was a little hungry, maybe Ian's ear.	31.82 % (7)  
I would never eat an ear, that's gross.		13.64 % (3)  
Only Arnold could do something like that.	9.09 % (2)  
Cannibalism: The wave of the future.		45.45 % (10)  
Total votes: 22  
 
(Written by Kyle Frazer)

Ian's Popularity
Who thinks Ian is in too many polls?
 
I do.										33.33 % (6)  
Ian is just that cool.								11.11 % (2)  
Ian owns Josh secretly and has been puppeteering him for the last 3 years.	44.44 % (8)  
Everybody else is just to boring to make polls about them.			11.11 % (2)  
Total votes: 18  
 
(Written by Ian Malcolm)

Jakab's Hair
Should Jakab cut his hair?
 
Keep it Jakab, it makes you look sexy.				21.05 % (4) 
Get rid of it! Jakab is stealin' all the women because of it.	5.26 % (1) 
Eh, who cares, at least he doesn't have a mullet.		26.32 % (5) 
Keep it and you'll be the ultimate Christian icon!		47.37 % (9)
Total votes: 19 
 
(Written by Jakab Norton)

Alisevil
Is Alisa evil?
 
Yes, she carries the plague	20.00 % (6)  
Yes, just look at her		20.00 % (6)  
Yes, she drinks blood		20.00 % (6)  
No, shes not evil		20.00 % (6)  
No, but I see your confusion	20.00 % (6)  
Total votes: 30
 
(Written by Ian Malcolm)
(Side note:  666.  This proves, conclusively
and without a doubt, that Alisa is indeed
a spawn of Satan.)

Plus!
Who's willing to pay 5 dollars to have the
Gathering popup free and under private ownership?
 
I am		60.00 % (12)  
Not me		5.00 % (1)  
Screw Josh	15.00 % (3)  
I'll pay 10!	20.00 % (4)  
Total votes: 20    
 
(Written by Kyle Frazer)

Spring Break
Spring Break was
 
A time for sleeping							12.90 % (4)  
A time for getting Ian sick						32.26 % (10)  
A time for getting back at all the people who said you stink		3.23 % (1)  
A time for sitting on your computer 'till the wee morning hours		41.94 % (13)  
A time for drugs							9.68 % (3)  
Total votes: 31      
 
(Written by Kyle Frazer)

Gassy Dan
How long 'till Dan gets shot at Sunoco 'till he's done dead?
 
One week			2.94 % (1)  
Two weeks			5.88 % (2)  
Three weeks			2.94 % (1)  
Five days			5.88 % (2)  
He's probably dead already	82.35 % (28)  
Total votes: 34  
 
(Written by Ian Malcolm)

Tah vs. Tah
Study these two Tahs: Tah Profiles
Which Tah do you vote for?
 
Old Tah		50.00 % (22) 
New Tah		50.00 % (22) 
Total votes: 44 

Summer Cometh
Well, school's ending soon.  What's everyone doing this summer?
 
Working.	44.44 % (12) 
Playing.	11.11 % (3) 
Groovin'.	22.22 % (6) 
Sleeping.	7.41 % (2) 
Rotting.	14.81 % (4) 
Total votes: 27 

Whatever
What's going on!
 
Ian's amassing an army again.		12.77 % (6)  
Dan finally dissapeared.		2.13 % (1)  
Jakab still works at Pizza Hut.		6.38 % (3)  
Jeff came out of the closet.		10.64 % (5)  
Josh is building a spaceship
in his basement again.			27.66 % (13)  
Somebody removed my uterus!		34.04 % (16)  
I ain't got your money!			6.38 % (3)  
Total votes: 47       
 
(Written by Ian Malcolm)

Total Control!
Ian's gonna wet himself if we don't buy this place.
How do we want to go about it?
 
Let Ian pay for the whole thing.	63.64 % (14) 
I'll chip in a little now and then.	31.82 % (7) 
I won't pay, I don't care. Hmph.	4.55 % (1) 
Total votes: 22 

Ianobomb II
Is Ian da bomb with his new ghetto fabulous ride?
 
Yes, that Ian is da bomb	21.43 % (6)  
No, he is still gay		35.71 % (10)  
Damn, that Ian stole my woman	10.71 % (3)  
Who is Ian?			32.14 % (9)  
Total votes: 28  
 
(Written by Adam Pickard)

High School
How long since you've graduated?
 
3+ years	13.33 % (4) 
2 years		23.33 % (7) 
1 year		20.00 % (6) 
Just graduated	6.67 % (2) 
Still there	36.67 % (11)
Total votes: 30 

(Written by Jeff Osthimer)

Summer: 2002
Summer 2002 is gonna be
 
The bitchinist summer ever	15.15 % (5) 
The stupidist summer ever	30.30 % (10) 
A time to work			24.24 % (8) 
A time to party			12.12 % (4) 
A time to make fun of Jeff	18.18 % (6) 
Total votes: 33 
  
(Written by Kyle Frazer)

PB&J!
How do you like your PB&J?
 
With excess peanut butter	16.67 % (3) 
With excess jelly		55.56 % (10) 
Without the jelly		0.00 % (0) 
Without the peanut butter	0.00 % (0) 
PB&J is yucky			27.78 % (5) 
Total votes: 18 
   
(Written by Phil Dake)

Separate Ways
Why is everyone leaving?
 
There's an attack against Toledo planned,
and they aren't telling us			0.00 % (0) 
They know something we dont....			8.00 % (2) 
There's something in the water			20.00 % (5) 
Nobody is leaving, because they don't exist	12.00 % (3) 
Jeff lives a second life somewhere else,
where he is married and has kids		40.00 % (10) 
Josh is building a robot, again			20.00 % (5) 
Total votes: 25 
 
(Written by Ian Malcolm)

Josh's Space Lover
Which species should Josh's space lover be?
 
Hew-mon		14.29 % (3)  
Klingon		0.00 % (0)  
Vulcan		9.52 % (2)  
Romulan		19.05 % (4)  
Andorian	0.00 % (0)  
Ferengi		0.00 % (0)  
Bajoran		0.00 % (0)  
Tribble		57.14 % (12)  
Total votes: 21 
 
(Written by Ian Malcolm)

Ian's Habits
Why is Ian the only one posting lately?
 
He is gay					50.00 % (16)  
He enjoys the company of men			9.38 % (3)  
He is a loser that is bored			12.50 % (4)  
He is kewl and we just have to accept that....	21.88 % (7)  
Hahaha						6.25 % (2)  
Total votes: 32  
 
(Written by Chad Evearitt)

Norton vs. Norton
Which one would win?
 
Jakab, of course, he's Jesus.		10.34 % (3) 
Dan! That kid has mad skills!		17.24 % (5) 
Dan? Who's that?			10.34 % (3) 
We're watching Women's Mud-Wrestling?	37.93 % (11) 
Ian					24.14 % (7) 
Total votes: 29 
 
(Written by Cristine Larsen)

School
School has started... What's your goal?
 
Do all my homework.	6.90 % (2) 
Shoot myself.		24.14 % (7) 
Plant locker bombs.	3.45 % (1) 
Skip everyday, all day.	10.34 % (3) 
Kill Ian.		55.17 % (16) 
Total votes: 29 
 
(Written by Cristine Larsen)

SuperJosh
If Josh were a superhero, who would he be?
 
Batman			4.76 % (1) 
Superman		0.00 % (0) 
Aquaman			9.52 % (2) 
Quailman		28.57 % (6) 
Wonder Woman		9.52 % (2) 
Captain Underpants	47.62 % (10) 
Total votes: 21 
 
(Written by Ian Malcolm)

Darned Ian
What part of Ian do you dislike the most?
 
The I.	21.74 % (5) 
The A.	43.48 % (10) 
The N.	34.78 % (8) 
Total votes: 23  

Suliban TV
Should the Suliban have a spin-off comedy series?
 
Yes!		20.83 % (5) 
No.		16.67 % (4) 
Suliban?	62.50 % (15) 
Total votes: 24 
 
(Written by Dan Norton)

Pizza
What is the best pizza topping?
 
Bacon		29.17 % (7) 
Pepperoni	0.00 % (0) 
Anchovies	0.00 % (0) 
Shrooms		16.67 % (4) 
Ian’s Mom	33.33 % (8) 
Josh		20.83 % (5) 
Total votes: 24 
 
(Written by Adam Pickard)

Turkey Day 2002
What's everyone doing for Thanksgiving?
 
Visiting relatives.	0.00 % (0) 
Eating myself sick.	7.14 % (1) 
Staying at home.	42.86 % (6) 
Chillin' with Ian.	14.29 % (2) 
I am in Europe.		35.71 % (5) 
Total votes: 14   

Monthly MacAfee
The end has come. How do you feel?
 
What? No! There' surely more!		25.00 % (5) 
Farewell, sweet MacAfee.		15.00 % (3) 
Oh well, these things happen.		25.00 % (5) 
Good! I'm glad it's over!		20.00 % (4) 
I feel fine.				15.00 % (3) 
Total votes: 20 

Presents!
Did Santa bring everyone what they wanted?
 
Yes, I'm satisfied.						30.00 % (3)  
Gosh darn it, I didn't get enough socks and underwear!		40.00 % (4)  
Ha! I'm Jewish, I got 8 days of presents!			10.00 % (1)  
I've always wanted a rabid puppy; thanks dad!!			0.00 % (0)  
I saw mommy kissing Santa Clause, and she gave
me 50 bucks not to tell daddy.					20.00 % (2)  
Total votes: 10  
 
(Written by Jakab Norton)