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Your Daily Cat Horoscope For centuries people
have found strength, hope, and guidance in astrology. Now our long
overlooked kitties can, too! Thanks to recent breakthroughs in space
telescope technology, computer science, and basic felinology
Many never expected this day to come. For much of human history people have thought that it was essential to know a cat's exact date of birth in order to create a usable horoscope. Wrong! We now know that the stars and planets interact with a cat's fur length and color - not its age! In order to read your cat's personal horoscope for today, simply determine what day of the week it is, click on it, then find the listing which corresponds to your cat's fur type and color. You'll both be glad you did! (Note:
Because cats lead somewhat more complex lives than people do, there are
a full 7 possible horoscopes for them. These repeat on a weekly basis.
This is a sharp contrast with the human world where it's the same damn
thing day after day but we're sure that with a little effort even a human
caught in the deepest of daily ruts can come to grasp at least a bit of
the complexity of the feline world as indicated in the following astrological
readings.)
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