Subject: Pizza stories spliced a flavor for you--Monica versions

best I can do to piece it together. This is the post that started it all.
include here stories 1 and 4 as per Monica's requests
From: Monica
So is everybody doing good ... I have been thinking about pulling my skirt
up bending over the kitchen table and calling for pizza.. then leaving the
door open ... hhhuummmmm Wonder what kinda slice I might get .... Its going
to be a good day I can tell... Anyone have the pizza delivery man's ##### ..
:-}~ Monica

From: "Ron J"
Monica
wow,that one way to get a quick delivery if you told them ahead of time.
my menu
cold cuts are extra
rump roast is free and hand delivered
if there is special sauce,extra doses can be applied
free specialty of the day- hot buns as only I can prepare them.
Ron J special pizza "toppings for hungry "bottoms"
Any of my specials "strike" your fancy
I don't whether your in my delivery area for first hand deliveries but i can
prepare a cyberspace delivery from the menu whats your taste?
LOL
Ron J

From: Monica
LETS SEE ... I LIKE STUFFED CRUST ;-} WITH A LAYER OF WET SAUCE AND STRIPE
IT WITH HOT SWATS OF BACON AND SMACK IT WITH A PIZZA BOARD THEN SLIDE IT INTO
THE OVEN AND WATCH IT GROW AND AS THE DOUGH GETS REDDER AND REDDER ...
BETTER CATCH IT AS IT DRIPS ... the GLOW THROUGH THE THIN LAYERS IS QUITE
INVITING DON'T YOU THINK ... :-O
MY ADDRESS IS ... CORNER TABLE THE ONE BENT OVER AND WAITING ...

From: Monica
WHERE'S THAT DELIVERY MAN .... I WANT ALL THE EXTRAS ... :-}~~~~~

From: Monica
OK JUST CUM IN YOU DON'T HAVE TO KNOCK ... YOU WILL KNOW MY HOUSE BY THE
BRIGHT RED GLOW COMING THROUGH THE WINDOW. OR JUST LISTEN FOR THE MOANS OF
ANTICIPATION WAITING FOR ROLLED SAUSAGE. AND YES SIR YOU ARE RIGHT IF THAT
PIZZA I HAVE SPECIALLY ORDERED AND YOU HAVE WENT OUT OF YOUR WAY TO DELIVER
HAS GOTTEN COLD BECAUSE OF ME, I THINK I SHOULD RECEIVE A PADDLING OVER THE
TABLE OF YOUR CHOICE OR OVER YOUR KNEE IF YOU LIKE .... SO CUM ON IN USING
THE FRONT DOOR OR THE BACK ... MAYBE YOU CAN CUM IN THE FRONT AND GO OUT THE
BACK .... :-))
From: "Ron J"
From: Monica
OK JUST CUM IN YOU DON'T HAVE TO KNOCK ...
Good Evening
I see a house with a bright white glow coming through the window. I see a
willow tree out front without many branches. Yes I do hear moans and the
sausages are still wrapped its medium size now but with a heat it'll be the
extra large one you ordered so don't worry. It'll be more than a mouth full
don't worry.
I open the door and place the pizza down shakily on the nearest table. that
the white glow for staring me right in the face is this beautiful white
shapely bottom. mmmmmmm I guess I'll just have to provide the bright red
glow for you. "Pizza 's here."
Now there is little matter for the extra sauce and the extra trip as I
guide by the hand over to a straight back chair. Now what's that doing in
the middle of the living room. I place the pizza paddle close.
Standing close face to face, I look right into your eyes and with a scolding
firm tone while still holding your hand I explain the costing of the Pizza
on the bill.
Now for the extra "trip" that will be paid for by a "trip" over my knee. A
hard bare bottom spanking will be served by "first hand delivery". I will
spank your bare bum to such a red hot fire that I can place the pizza on it
and warm up that cold pizza that your indecision caused in no time.
For the sauce you gave me on the phone
I will place the pizza box in front of you as you still dangle over my knee
and allow you to eat it from that postion. The only catch is I am then going
to rekindled that fire in your bottom with the pizza paddle until you
finished all the slices competely and ALL that "SAUCE" is gone
I can hear you mutter under your breath,why oh why did I order the large
size and not personal size, as you stare at the bill I hand you,hoping it
was a mistake.
Then we will the sausage should be heated fully and full and I can make you
you get a full taste if there still an opening. I believe you also have left
the front and back doors still open
That procedure explained I sit down on the straight back chair grab propel
you over
my waiting. let the pizza special begin
Monica maybe you want to explain the details of my special from your point
of view from here.
PS I do deliver on Sundays as well
Hope this strike your fancy
may be as some passes your house it'll look like a red Canadian Sunset., , ,

PS I think I'l quit my job and convert full time to PIZZA deliveries
in cyberspace. Any else want Pizza,let me know

my PIZZA Guarantee:
If it ain't hot when we arrive you get a free pizza paddle in(on) the
house.
I CUM anytime. (World wide cyberspace deivery zone)
Sincerely hope this strikes your fancy ....(bottom)
Ron J

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story 4
From: Monica
I'M BACK... PIZZA DID SOMEONE SAY PIZZA
WITH EXTRA TOPPING ..... I AM DRIPPING WITH ANTICIPATION ... :-))

From: Monica
Tasty and spicy that's the way I like my Pizza..... Add a swipe of hot
sauce for an extra sting ... :-) Keep up the good work.... I don't think I
have ever ate Pizza like that before ... :-) How about a dessert Pizza with
Whip Cream and Nuts ... :-)
Add white lace around the edge of the platter. Whip the topping up, and add
that bright red Cherry ... :-))

From: "Ron J"
well Monica
It looks like your pizza is being whipped up
AS I walk in your door, I can't seem to find you
Monica ,yells I'm up here, bring it on up, I'm waiting....
wowww
I think to myself of an old movie title "stairway to heaven"
As I walk up the dark staircase and turn the corner onto the landing I
notice a light has been lefton in the open doored room at the end of the
hall.
As I approach my eyes become more adjusted to the dark.
double WOW, as my jaw drops and I scramble again to hold the pizza and
accesories
That's no night light that a beautifully shaped bare white bottom bent over
the end of the bed
I do drop everything "butt" the pizza
You, Monica, begin to get up, I yell quickly, "I'm okay, relax ,stay where
you are."
My shaking hand fumbles and finally finds the light switch, but my eyes
remained focus on the your calling card. Yup I'd remember that bottom
anywhere from the last delivery.
Never forget a cheek.
I place the pizza on the bed and stroke your hair gently
Now why did you want the pizza delivered so late
Monica just smiles,and says "I think you know."
I look around the room for a chair but curiously I don't find ANY. However a
closer scan
reveals the indents in the carpet across the room that 2 chairs use to in
this room before.
You little minx
how Bratty
well I retrieve my instruments from the floor and place them on the bed
"who know when they might come in handy" I laugh inwardly
well monica, it looks like someone has been redecorating in your bedroom
For that I'll have to give you a little bottom finishing to bright red gloss
"on the house'
I got no straight back chair to sit on at ALL
You know that's my favorite position, Monica, now didn't you?
Get up. As you get up I sit down on the end of the bed
I can see by that sassy gleam in your eye,you think you've outfoxed me.
you won't have to be dangling over my knee trying to eat the pizza with your
2 hnd requred to hold it. You' ve decided to make it easy on yourself
thnking I'd have to sit on the side of the
bed Then you could just lye over my lap along the bed for support and hold
the slices very easily on the bed
"BUTT , Monica, I say grabbing your hand "your plan didn't quite work and
now your earned yourself a little extra."
Get over my lap, NOW
Monica lifts up her nighty without me even asking and plant that gloroius
bottom perfectly posed across my knee.
Now Monica
firstly the cherry topping
I open the Pizza box and remove the requested bright red cherry with the
long stem.
I insert the stem in its natural holder between your cheeks till the cherry
is properly mounted
You look back in surpise a you feel the cherry delight being served.

now the desert pizza cold so won't don't need to warm up the bottom burner
yOU Monica RELAX
BUTT WE'LL DO IT ANYWAY
After I light a fire in your bare bottom with my hand.
We will commence the pizza eating.
Now because of your little plan, I'm going to hold both your hands behind
your back all the time while your eating the pizza. Fortunately it all
whipped cream so I'll place the whole pizza in front of your face on the
bed. Your face may fell like your in a pie throwing contest but as I apply
the strap.
Strap, you Monica look back in shock
yes the strap. Its come free with the whipped cream pizza. I remove the
strap from around the whipped empty cream bottles. now I could have brought
the "whip"
every 30 sec you wll taste the cream and whipped cream from the strap as I
will spray your bottom each time before I apply the strap.
If the cherry gets dislodged or squashed by your bum moving too much I will
apply 5 quick strokes of the strap then replace the old cherry with a new
one. I reach over and show you a full bag of cherres.
You grown loudly at the mere thought if all those cherries would actually be
needed.
Now once you have eaten all the whipped cream. It time for the free "pop"
"cherry poke"
You will bend over and hold your ankles
At midnight you will receive ONE stroke of the cane.
And it will be a REAL SCORCHER. A REALLY HOT ONE.
(you know at the stroke of midnight.)
that's of course unless your granfather clock is the type than rings 12
times.
Then of course i'd have to give you twelve in sync with the clock.
Your mind race to remember if it's AM or PM it rings 12 You realize you
never really cared before how it was set, BUTT now you do.
After that if you up to it, I'll unwrap the special treat if you like
post script
well Monica
I hope this "SERVES" you right and you get your just "Desserts"
your ordered the Midnight Special for the record
any more orders anyone, I starting to carry other items besides pizzas
let me know what you think Monica and others
Leila not hungry lately, maybe a party where the guest of honor shows up
Ron J
-----Original Message-----
From: Monica

From: Monica
Tasty and spicy that's the way I like my Pizza..... Add a swipe of hot
sauce for an extra sting ... :-) Keep up the good work.... I don't think I
have ever ate Pizza like that before ... :-) How about a dessert Pizza with
Whip Cream and Nuts ... :-)
Add white lace around the edge of the platter. Whip the topping up, and add
that bright red Cherry ... :-))