Claude's Desk

To all the fine people I have stolen from: Yes, I will still respect you in the morning and the cheque is in the mail. To everyone else, thanks for stopping in and viewing my pages. Sit back and enjoy yourself, there is a lot to see and do. Remember, all spelling is in Canadian, eh! Please feel free to contact me. All lies, gossip and rumours will be passed on to other liars, gossips and rumour mongers. If at any time you get lost, just click your heels together three times and repeat after me, "there's no place like home, there's no place like home, there's no place like home!" If I can get a million hits before my next birthday I could win a free box of Cap'N'Crunch so feel free to pass this page along to friends and family and especially to people you don't like. By browsing through these pages you may find all the answers to the burning questions in life which keep you awake at night. If not, you can always ask Jeeves, or you can learn them the same way I did, from hanging out on street corners.
As always, these pages are Puppy and Kitty free, since June 8, 1998.

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