What do we know about life? What do we really know? We assume so much and take even more for granted. We are sure the sun will rise in the morning and set in the evening. We are sure the birds will fly to warmer tropics in the fall and return in the spring. We are also just as sure there will always be time to do the many things we have been putting off for a more opportune moment.
Well I have news for you folks, nothing in life is sure except for death and taxes. How much tax we pay is up to the individuals honesty, work ethic and creativeness of the accountant. As to when we die, well that is always a crapshoot. It could be today, tomorrow, next year or even two or three generations away.
Would it not be nice to know our exact moment of death? We could do all the things we thought could wait for tomorrow. We could decide whether or not to pay off that loan or whether or not to take out that expensive life insurance policy.
Well I have good news one and all. Introducing the Death Clock. No more guess work or waiting around for our own personal moment of truth. Simply click on the button, fill in the blanks and voila! That's it!
I wish you all a long and prosperous life. Please do pay those taxes for I plan on being around for a long, long time and will need all the government handouts that I will be entitled to. If the news is bad, please remember, this is all in fun.
