(Blah, blah, Britney Spears, blah, blah) I was almost agreeing with you there but, when it comes to britney spears that chick sucks some severe ass. she CANNOT sing (she's a synthesizer to be specific). She is totally annoying as hell and her videos eat it! I mean, "yay, let me dance on a peir with a bunch of san fransisco fairies froliking around me so everyone can see my new boob job! wee fukin hoo!" Now, I'm not 17 or anything but it pretty plain to see that this chick is just another, for lack of better words, "teeny bopper idle." There. Sorry for the attack on her but i mean PLEASE!
*tara*
"get away from my balls!"-aaron
"your balls are mine!"-scott
(i so love that)
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go here for wonderful ball eating Zen!
"wow....i've got a huge boner"-tavis
"oh yeah tavis, i eat little boys like you in my sleep!"-matt
*tara*
(wonderful...just wonderful)
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while we're on the topic of body parts. i think aaron barrett has a sweet ass. not to mentions scott klopfenstein's nice bulge. i don't think he's had any work on that at all. o and don't even get me started on tavis' balls!
*tara*
(damn i'm jealous of that trumpet)
Hahahahahahaha. ::cackles on for a bit::
Aaron does have a nice rear... and I like his legs... lol, does that sound bad? Probably... anywhoo... I'm not gonna talk about anything else because I might get carried away and there ARE SOME guys on this list who don't wanna hear about this stuff.. heehee :)
~Kari
i was watching some Mtv thing where they go "behind the scenes!!!!" (say that in exaggerated voice) and they played the set up. for a good couple minutes. it was cool. you don't care. damn you. all of you....well...well...you're all a bunch of...BALLS!!!! DAMMIT!
*tara*
(this genitalia thing is getting way outta hand)
soccer2184@yahoo.com writes:
yeah me being 1 of those guys im hoping i can speak for all of them when i say that i basicaly just lost my lunch and i can never look at them the same now.
THANX A LOT!!!!!!!
pat
dude!!! you rock! never look at them the same! i love it.
*tara*
(i'll stay away from the crotch on this one)
nattherat420@hotmail.com writes:
(something about autographs) we told Tavis that she was completely in love with him so he wrote her a letter telling her that they would get married it was really sweet....
dude! that's like....so full housish! see why tavis rox? even if he has no bulge!!!!
*tara*
(it slipped i swear!)
Hey you guys! SCORE! Tavis is the best... hehehe. I wouldn't mind marrying him. He has nice glasses, good hats, GREAT shoes, and trumpet lips. Gotta love them trumpet lips. Hehehe... NEVER look at Tavis the same again. Now I'm gonna force myself to look at him, crack up and think, "Balls. Hahahahaha."
Slackin' off,
~Kari
From: BANDL0SER@aol.com
I'm such a Tavis wanna be. I got the same glasses,derby,and shirts.Although I can't play as good as him,I may someday.I HOPE !!!!!
SWEET! YOU RULE, TOO! There's nothing wrong with being a Tavis wannabee. I'd do it to. If it helps, I'm like Dan in every single way except for I'm a girl... and I don't have facial hair... okay... I'm distracted... Seth Green is on Loveline... ::starts to drool...::
Bshiaodhgpoo (drooly noise),
~Kawwi
man, it's all about tavis! my goal for the upcoming show i'm going to (besides taking a pic with aaron and getting over my fear of him) is to actually come into close proximity with tavis! I'll do it too! even just to throw sompin at him, like a raisen or something would be a Zenlike experience. rock.
*tara*
(Aaronophobic)
I'm afraid of Aaron, too. And I've met him. Tavis is a great conversationalist. Ask him about his... uh... his balls, yeah, yeah... Since you seem to be so infatuated with it (that is NOT a bad thing!). And I love his shoes. Yum.
Sethie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOO!
~Kari
dude, it's the face in the everything sucks vid. that and the way he stared at us through his sunglasses during hungry like the wolf at the last show. it was CREEPY!
*tara*
"Death is America's best taboo since sex"-E of the Eels
I think, in about ten years, when RBF is kinda done with and they all move on... I think he would be the most likely candidate to show up on America's Most Wanted... but then again, last year I was voted the most likely to do that by my class. Hmm. I think it is something in his eyes. I can't believe I'm typing this... I'm on a roll tonight and I'm sure you RBF people hate me now... or you will in the morning.
Cheers!
~Kari
its ok. they already hate me for making everyone talk about mosquitos! nowthey'll hate me for talking about TETICIMACULES!!! muahahaaa! but seriously folks, anyone going to house of blues in orlando sept5th?
*tara*
(must keep typing obsenities)
From: BANDL0SER@aol.com
America's most wanted? Ya,I can picture that.Aaron in his wifebeater and steel-toed Doc Martins
Steel toe docs, a wife-beater, and those damn checkered glasses. With the swirley-hair. Oh yeah... classic villan. Nawww... I'm sure he's all good inside.... but it seems like he doesn't give away any of who he really is at first glance or first question from a fan. He's rock SOLID, baby!! And.. I have a mosquito bite... ahhhhhhh... and I'm a bug killer... I got out my RAID today and killed all the ants in my room and I think the fumes are wearing off... ahhhh... sweet braincells are leaving me. Tavis will, like, melt you with his eyes and then, uhh... give away who he is by the first line he says. HE RULES! WOO! Yeah, baby!!
~~~~~Kari
(Blah, blah, Britney Spears, blah, blah) THANK YOU! her and her stupid fake boobs...DAMN HER! I'll push her right off that fukin peir! I'll let the sharks and the reel big fish (har de har har) kill her. It'll be great. then me n tavis will hot nooky. then everyone gets cotton candy. the end. :)
*tara*
(future Dr. Suess)
Okay.. about Britney Spears... if you notice in that DAMN "Sometimes" video... her tits went from, like, a B cup to a D cup in 3 months! That doesn't happen when you're 17!! And... the cameras only get straight on shots... they stick her in that TINY WHITE TOP to squeeeeeeeeeze her boobies in and make her look like she's still a little B cup.
About Tavis... I think I need to stop consuming sugar. I will meet Dan by DANGIT!
Grrrrrrr..................................
~Kari
o dude you know her tits are just saying: "ok guys! We're in here...but just barely!"
in a tiny little claustrophobic voice. you just KNOW it! and yeah....i need to lay back on the sugar too. all this talk about tavis and trumpet lips is making me even more hyper. now i'll take it out on my RBF fiction stories. rock.
*tara*
"What's sexual intercourse?"-Carlos
"Dude, it's another word for Hot Nooky"-Matt
those qoutes are not real. you gotta read episode 8 of my stories. so don't
think carlos is dumb.
From: Mariana mariana@express-news.net
Tara you have to let me read those RBF fiction stories! I bet they are pretty awesome.
And hey everyone leave my favorite fishie alone. Aaron maybe scary sometimes, but he is awesome in my eyes. Maybe it's this fascination I have with lead singers. I'm serious, I always fall the lead singers. I used to love Billie Joe from Greenday, Trent Reznor of Nine Inch Nails, Kurt Cobain from Nirvana, Eddie Vedder from Pearl Jam, and Billy Corgan from Smashing Pumpkins.
But I do have to say that Scott from RBF is pretty cool. That whole lots of facial hair kind of scares me though. I liked it when he just had his sideburns.
Okay enough from me.
-Mariana
Fiction stories?! SIGN ME UP! I'm working on an N*Sync soft-core porn fiction story (and I hate them, don't worry).... FUNNY as hell...Well, about Tavis' trumpet lips... he's got the best trumpet lips in the world. Hehehehehe... mwahahaha... ::cackles for a second::
Ooh... Seth is back on the TV...
Until the next commercial!
~Kari
they'll be posted on my RBF web page if it EVER gets up. i'll mail you ep1 but keep it under wraps for now. in ep5 i kill n'sync with magic pancakes!
muahhaaaa!!!! EEVIL!!!!
*tara*
"hot nooky?"-dan
"sorry dude, i have bong lips"-spashley
"all the better!"-dan
From: Lelah Simon lelah_retro@hotmail.com
--(damn i'm jealous of that trumpet) --
--Gotta love them trumpet lips.--
Oh, god. Don't get me started. My boyfriend plays trumpet and its sooooooooo great. They're like the strongest, fullest lips. And he can play stacatto too, meaning he's also got a GREAT tongue. :)
As long as I'm drooling too,
Lelah
Well, well... I've got TROMBONE lips! Hahahahahaha!! A disgruntled trombonist comes out of the closet... but trombone lips seem to be a turn OFF to guys. Icky poo. Their loss. I've got Dan... hell yeah... or something.
~Kari
From: Cromer316@aol.com
Speaking as a guy, I don't think that any kind of lips are a turn-off to a guy if used properly. Speaking of lips, I'm gonna punch that other guy and destroy his lips and the rest of his body on Saturday if he goes to the same party as me. And I'm probably not gonna be the same until I meet a great girl who wants my bod. Laterz.
The Atom Bomb Of Love
Too confused for a tagline.
Naw, you ain't a jerk... and I prolly shoulda sent a little clarification with that... I was gonna say that I prolly wanted your bod... but I guess that's not right anymore or something and stuff.
Slackin' off,
~Kari
"And those warts on your dick aren't gonna go away unless you start using
topical cream everyday."
MORE BALLS! Hehehee... :)
oh dude! I'm like rolling!
*tara*
(speechless)
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My Uncle talked to a bunch of people desperaty trying to get us into RBF in Miami but it was of no use BUT! He was informed that they WILL be playing w/ Blondie at HOB in Orlando. Hence: My question of who will be going. Oh yeah Happy Birthday!
And about the balls...i so apoligize...it's 2:45am and i'm incredibly hyper. It's more an act of easy amusement then drooling (but yeah drool is in there too).
*tara*
(ok Kari....it's all set. I click the camara right when Tavis goes, "HEY! I've heard that before!")
QIKFISH10@AOL.COM writes:
If u liisten to the end of melikikwhatthefuck, or whatever the chirsitmas jimmy buffet cover song s called, u can all hear rbf eating balls.
Hehehehehe yah... I love that
From: RxBandit1@aol.com
Matt is a kick ass bassist and some of the stuff he plays is amazing. He doesn't dance around and do crazy stuff because it takes a lot of concertration to pull of some songs. I should know. I'm a bassist . Also who's going to the warped tour friday?
:) Anywhoo... I see what you're saying about Matt... plus he's kind of a quiet guy... I've met him and he seems super shy... at first at least. He's mega ass talented. Yes. We know this.
~Kari
"Don't bite the mailman..."
"I'd get him in the BALLS!"
(oh no... the fascination with genitalia starts again!!! Uh-oh!!!)
From: GustoPunk@aol.com:
hooray for sideburns!!!
hooray for trumpet lips AND trombone lips!!!
hooray for tom's sexy bod!!!
hooray for um...i forgot what else i was gonna hooray, i had a whole bunch tho, o well...
-jessie
-"i wanna be erik landin's stand-in"-the dickies<-- their lead singer has the coolest voice
-"man she had the biggest chi-chis i had ever seen"-homegrown<--they just plain kick ass
dude, it's all about sideburns even if they do dominate the whole lower half of the head. and the neck....and stomach...ahh wutever. RBF HOUSE OF BLUES ORLANDO!!!!! I FEEL LIKE AN EXPECTANT MOTHER!!! IM STOKED!
*tara*
"if i find out you were lying it's your BALLS on my table!!!"-me
From: Yennie Cheung roqgrrl@hotmail.com
--Anyways...whoever made that "RBF eat each other's balls" is one sick
--twisted fool who needs to be locked up in a cage with drunk russian monkeys.Anyone
--behind me...?
You know, I am really sick of hearing the debate over this site. Personally, I think it's hilarious because I know it's something that the guys themselves would do if they had thought of it first. Well, except for the part with Monique. And you know what? The guys themselves have seen it. Aaron thinks it's hilarious. How do I know? I've spoken to him about it. Him and Vince to be precise. You can even go to my site and read the
interview (the Ventura one):
http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Stadium/4063/RBF/Hooked.html
By the way, to whomever asked, yes I'll be at Warped on Friday.
Yennie :)
dude! preach the fuck on!!! that's like my most favorite site!!! it totally kix it huge! thank you yennie!!
*tara*
"my nuts itch"-monique!
hehehehehehehehehehe............. I am so gonna get Dan... and, and, Tavis is gonna be... hahahahaha... I see it now. We will paranoy the hell out of him. Cute little Tavis. :)
~Kari
"You a monkey on a string.."
"Awww... what happened to the barrel??"