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Robin Hood

THE FISH AND MY LITTLE PONY
(A touching tale of some guy who must find his way.)

ROBIN HOOD: Hark, Little John! We must pilfer from the wealthy and distribute it amongst the indigent. (Enter a guarded carraige full of money)

LITTLE JOHN: There be a conveyance filled with proceeds progressing towards us. (Robin readies an arrow with a rope tied to it, and fires it into a sack of cash, pulling it towards him.)

GUARD: Hark! The conniving Robin Hood is at close quarters! Come upon him!

LITTLE JOHN: We must hasten Robin, the constabularies are pursuing us.

(They started to run, but soldiers popped out of the brush and killed them, King Richard died during the Crusades, and Maid Marian became a two-cent whore.)

I can't help it, I hate happy endings.