Lord Protector of England, Pies, Whiskey, and Coffee... Leader of the Blaspheming Hordes... It is time for WeeSaul to reveal his true identity... I am the AntiCrust... Bring Me offerings of pies, dammit! I demand you all tithe in pies! Give 'em up, now! And bring some extras for My Disciples... Some ice cream would be nice also... The world between GOOD and EVIL is where I, the AntiCrust, shall rule. The grey areas of this life are Mine and Mine alone for I am a Selfish Bastard. I am the Dawn and the Dusk and so I shall remain... Everbody sing Psalm 1, dammit! It is the Dawning of the Age of the Anticrust The Age of the AntiCrust The AntiCrust! The AntiCrust! Thou shall give tithes of pies to the AntiCrust freely and often. Thou shall drink only the finest of beers, none of that cheap stuff. Thou shall consume cheese, lots of cheese. The Associate AntiCrust's personal favourite. Thou shall not taunt the AntiCrust in any way, unless the mood strikes thy fancy. Thou shall e-mail the AntiCrust and tell Him that thou loves everything about His site. Thou shall not e-mail the AntiCrust and tell Him that thou dost not like the graphics on His site. Thou shall not e-mail the AntiCrust and tell Him that the time necessary to down-load His pages is far too long. Thou shall not e-mail the AntiCrust and tell Him that thou dost not like the music on His site. Thou shall not post to the UseNet in HTML, dammit! Thou shall not use groovy backgrounds on thy web sites unless thou really wants to annoy people visiting thy site. Thou shall not reply to a UseNet post at the beginning of the post. Thou shall drink coffee when thou hast no beer or when thou is in the mood. Thou shall, upon meeting the AntiCrust, give Him a kiss on the cheek and a five dollar bill (US), amen. Thou shall sign the Great Celestrial Guestbook Thingie at least once in thy lifetime. Thou shall not take the AntiCrust name in vain but thou shall take it to thy grave. Thou shall do everything the AntiCrust says even if it sounds silly. Thou shall not consume anything labeled "Low Fat". By all that is of cheese toast, I, the AntiCrust, do proclaim that from this day forward, Space Girl shall assume the position of Associate AntiCrust, who shall, in the absence of the AntiCrust, assume all the responsibilities of the leader of this Order and who shall be given all the respect and courtesy she so rightly deserves... So it is written... So it shall be, dammit! 'cause I said so! Follow me! I offer all My Disciples the gift of Eternal Unruliness... This way to eternal damnation and such... Would one of My Disciples please bring me a cup of coffee before we venture forth? Address The AntiCrust now!