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Why We Don't Like Brock

1.) He's a perverted freak. Whenever there's a cute girl(e.g. Nurse Joy/ Officer Jenny) he gets all perverted and stupid.

2.) He's very very ugly! What's with the hair and the EYES??? He's always squinting, and he has more hat-hair then Ash! He's practically a stick figure with lines for eyes and spiky hair and people actually like him!

3.) He's too arrogant. He's even more arrogant than Gary! He even makes Gary look like an innocent little angel!
Here's a quote to prove his arrogance: "I don't want to hurt your pokemon." Can you believe his judgement?! He thinks his pokemon are all high and mighty! Plus, he thinks he can wipe out any old trainer, but he's the FIRST and the EASIEST gym leader, and beaten by EVERYBODY!!!
No, we don't think he is arogant towards pokemon. He'd better be when he's got such an awesome pokemon like Vulpix!!!

4.) His sense of humor is so dull! He acts like he's the funniest guy in the world, when all his jokes are corny, cheap, lame, and PATHETIC! Once he used that voice amplifier to sound like Officer Jenny, saying how "Brock is sooooo cool". It's twisted, sick, he's got this mental problem! And to top it off, Officer Jenny was LAUGHING about it!!! How can she laugh at that, when she's being mocked!? We think it's not funny in any way that he's being so perverted!

5.) He's too girly! We can understand that he had to take care of his brothers and sisters before he left, but why wear an frilly apron?

6.) He looks like and old man! Even Gary's cheerleaders call him "old man"! Plus, he once admitted it, by saying he was the only one old enough to drink coffee (In the The School of Hard Knocks). See? He even has himself convinced! Of course, we know he's young... yes, he's so immature, and perverted, arrogant, bratty, etc., etc., etc...

7.)Everybody in the show hates him too! Even his father! He was so determened to have Ash beat Brock! So even his own father thinks he's stupid and arrogant! You can tell with the look on his face that he's saying "I need to teach my son a lesson; that he CAN be beaten, and he's VERY arrogant!"

8.) He's such a bad actor! Remember when A.J. said how he must have gotten his badges from Loser Town and Wimpville? Misty got really mad, but what did Brock do? He just stood there blankly saying "Loser.. Town? Get... him.. Ash," emotionlessly. We call him the Gentle Giant.

9.)What is with his fashion taste? I know, HE HAS NONE. What's with that TACKY green vest and that SHIRT?? Come on, if I ever meet Brock there is one question I'd like to ask. What's the name of the Tornado that hit your closet?
Then there's the comic! His shirt is LEAPORD PRINT when he's following Ash. Which is even worse then the orange shirt in the show. What else is dorky in the comic book that he wears? That sleeveless shirt when he's battling Ash! (*Immitates Brock*)"Oh looky! I'm macho-strong and cool, and was just beaten by a Pikachu! But I still look good in this goofy outfit! Wait, where's the cool kid that just mutilized me? Oh there he is! Now I'll go up to him and make a short speach! I have just witnessed the birth of a future pokemon master who will carve his name into the ANNALS OF HISTORY!"

10.)Even the Brock Fanatic sites make fun of him! They say he's "lovable" and "clumsy" when really he's "perverted" and "stupid". I mean you really can't sweeten that up, facts are facts.