1.) Show Brock's pokemon this page until they form mutiny.
2.)Tie him to a crumbling mountain and let him be distroyed by his own precious boulders.
3.)Convince Brock that all the Nurse Joys and Officer Jennys have vanished and there is no hope of recovering them.
4.)Tie him to an anchor and, along with 4 burly men, hurl him off off a cliff to enjoy watching him scream and twist.
5.)Throw him into a pit of white hot lava and yell at him "So fire is weak against rock, is it??".
6.) Tie him to a chair and force his eyes open so that he will be forced to watch endless hours of DIGIMON. Or even worse, endless hours of HIMSELF!!
7.)Tell Brock that Ash is dead so he can confess his love to Misty. Then, let Misty do the rest.
8.) Throw Brock into an Onix nest and watch him squirm his way out as his pride is slowly degrated. 9.)Prove to him that he really was a telletubby in his past life.
10.)Hit him with a fly swatter.
11.)Spray him with pestiside.
12.)Remind Brock that he really forgot to *tell* the gym he quit and that about 4 dozen trainers are *still* waiting for him.
13.)Convince Brock that being the world's best pokemon breeder requires swimming the English Channel.
14.)Launch Brock into outer space WITHOUT a suit, then let his body spontaneously combust from the pressure inside his body. If you don't believe people do that in space without a space suit, then let him suffocate instead.
15.) Make him be James/Jessie's stunt double for a day.
16.)Make Brock go out on a date with MIMI FROM DIGIMON!! *DUN DUN DUUUUUUN*!
17.)Fry him with an anti-virus program. After all, he is one BIG virus.
18.)Make a Brock Hamburger and sell it to a local fast-food chain. It doesn't even matter if they reject it!
19.)Run over his head with a steamer.
20.)Try your new welding skills on him!
21.)Tell Brock he was made to be an acrobat. You can volenteer to beat the drums so he has timing to grab onto the next set of swings. Purposely go off beat so he misses the swings and then he can fall to the bottom and die.
22.) Tell Happosai Brock was the one who said to all the girls who the peeking Tom at the hot springs was and where he lived.

Submitted by Cool Bone 44:
1.) Chain him to a rock and have a hawk rip out his spleen, heart, liver etc...
2.) Cut him into little pieces and feed them to the Spearows.
3.) Super glue a picture a Nurse Joy at the bottom of a swimming pool and watch him drown as he tries to pry it loose.
4.) Burn him at the stake!
5.) Get him interested in bungee jumping and cut the cord after he jumps!
6.) Hang him!

Submitted by Firemage 2000:
1.) Neuter him, then watch as he becomes suicidal.
2.) Stab him, then watch as he slowly bleeds to death, realizing his whole life has been a facade.
3.) Shoot him, then give his body to the local cannibal tribe.
4.) Douse him in red ketchcup, and tell him to play tag with a crowd of scythers.

Sumitted by George Solomon:
Strap him to a wall (or tree, etc., etc., etc.), pry his eyes open, and make him watch Ash and Misty make out.

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