| Royale With Cheese | | More Cowbell | |
| Jason Maxwell | | Russ Prentice | |
| QB |    Trent Green | KC | QB |    Marc Bulger | STL | | |
| QB |    Mike McMahon | PHI | QB |    Ben Roethlisberger | PIT | | |
| QB |    Ryan Fitzpatrick | STL | QB |    Jamie Martin | STL | | |
| QB |    J.P. Losman | BUF | QB |    Sage Rosenfels | MIA | | |
| RB |    Ladainian Tomlinson | SD | QB |    Gus Frerrote | MIA | | |
| RB |    Michael Turner | SD | RB |    Lamont Jordan | OAK | | |
| RB |    Julius Jones | DAL | RB |    Tatum Bell | DEN | | |
| RB |    Ronnie Brown | MIA | RB |    Willie Parker | PIT | | |
| RB |    Mewelde Moore | MIN | RB |    Mike Anderson | DEN | | |
| RB |    Marion Barber | DAL | WR |    Donald Driver | GB | | |
| WR |    Anquan Boldin | ARZ | WR |    Isaac Bruce | STL | | |
| WR |    Steve Smith | CAR | WR |    Terry Glenn | DAL | | |
| WR |    Laveranues Coles | NYJ | WR |    Nate Burleson | MIN | | |
| WR |    Keenan McCardell | SD | WR |    Joe Jurevicius | SEA | | |
| WR |    Kevin Curtis | STL | WR |    Ashley Lelie | DEN | | |
| TE |    Jeremy Shockey | NYG | TE |    Alge Crumpler | ATL | | |
| K |    Paul Edinger | MIN | K |    Adam Vinatieri | NE | | |
| K |    John Carney | NO | K |    Lawrence Tynes | KC | | |
| DT |    Buccaneers | TB | DT |    Jets | NYJ | | |
| DT |    Redskins | WAS | DT |    Bengals | CIN | | |
| *IR |    Josh McCown | ARZ | *IR |      |   | | |
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| Amsterdam Shrubbery | | Lick Balls Choppy | |
| Ronny Mor | | Ben Barth | |
| QB |    Kerry Collins | OAK | QB |    Marques Tuiasosopo | OAK | | |
| QB |    Eli Manning | NYG | QB |    Jake Plummer | DEN | | |
| QB |    Kurt Warner | ARZ | QB |    Mark Brunell | WAS | | |
| QB |    Kyle Orton | CHI | QB |    Patrick Ramsey | WAS | | |
| RB |    Willis McGahee | BUF | RB |    Domanick Davis | HOU | | |
| RB |    DeShaun Foster | CAR | RB |    Curtis Martin | NYJ | | |
| RB |    Edgerrin James | IND | RB |    Kevan Barlow | SF | | |
| RB |    Rueben Droughns | CLE | RB |    T.J. Duckett | ATL | | |
| RB |    Stephen Davis | CAR | RB |    Michael Pittman | TB | | |
| RB |    Sam Gado | GB | WR |    Jimmy Smith | JAX | | |
| WR |    Roy Williams | DET | WR |    Lee Evans | BUF | | |
| WR |    Larry Fitzgerald | ARZ | WR |    Santana Moss | WAS | | |
| WR |    Plaxico Burress | NYG | WR |    Robert Ferguson | GB | | |
| WR |    Koren Robinson | MIN | WR |    Amani Toomer | NYG | | |
| WR |    Donte Stallworth | NO | TE |    Jason Witten | DAL | | |
| TE |    Antonio Gates | SD | TE |    Chris Cooley | WAS | | |
| K |    Jason Elam | DEN | K |    Josh Brown | SEA | | |
| K |    Shayne Graham | CIN | K |    Jay Feely | NYG | | |
| DT |    Cardinals | ARZ | DT |    Broncos | DEN | | |
| DT |    Falcons | ATL | DT |    Colts | IND | | |
| *IR |      |   | *IR |      |   | | |
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| Hambone Dynamite | | Takin' A Duece | |
| Jeff Hamilton Stu Hamilton | | Steve Zacks | |
| QB |    Kyle Boller | BAL | QB |    Peyton Manning | IND | | |
| QB |    Matt Hasselbeck | SEA | QB |    Tom Brady | NE | | |
| QB |    Anthony Wright | BAL | QB |    Trent Dilfer | CLE | | |
| QB |    Brad Johnson | MIN | RB |    Chris Perry | CIN | | |
| RB |    Clinton Portis | WAS | RB |    Corey Dillon | NE | | |
| RB |    Steven Jackson | STL | RB |    Kevin Jones | DET | | |
| RB |    Chris Brown | TEN | RB |    Marshall Faulk | STL | | |
| WR |    Darrell Jackson | SEA | RB |    Dominic Rhodes | IND | | |
| WR |    Jerry Porter | OAK | WR |    Reggie Wayne | IND | | |
| WR |    T.J. Houshmandzadeh | CIN | WR |    Michael Clayton | TB | | |
| WR |    Eddie Kennison | KC | WR |    Brandon Lloyd | SF | | |
| WR |    Antonio Bryant | CLE | WR |    Brandon Stokley | IND | | |
| WR |    Brandon Jones | TEN | WR |    Antwaan Randle El | PIT | | |
| WR |    Eric Parker | SD | WR |    David Givens | NE | | |
| TE |    Todd Heap | BAL | TE |    L.J. Smith | PHI | | |
| TE |    Ben Troupe | TEN | TE |    Jeb Putzier | DEN | | |
| K |    Nate Kaeding | SD | K |    Neil Rackers | ARZ | | |
| K |    Ryan Longwell | GB | K |    Kris Brown | HOU | | |
| DT |    Steelers | PIT | DT |    Vikings | MIN | | |
| DT |    Lions | DET | DT |    Bears | CHI | | |
| *IR |    Daunte Culpepper | MIN | *IR |      |   | | |
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| Derelicte | | Seven-Deuce | |
| Jared DeJong | | Stan Chin Eugene Suk | |
| QB |    Michael Vick | ATL | QB |    Drew Brees | SD | | |
| QB |    Brett Favre | GB | QB |    David Garrad | JAX | | |
| QB |    Chris Simms | TB | QB |    Joey Harrington | DET | | |
| QB |    Tim Rattay | TB | QB |    Jeff Garcia | DET | | |
| RB |    Carnell Williams | TB | QB |    Brooks Bollinger | NYJ | | |
| RB |    Fred Taylor | JAX | RB |    Shaun Alexander | SEA | | |
| RB |    Tony Fisher | GB | RB |    Tiki Barber | NYG | | |
| RB |    Travis Henry | TEN | RB |    Antowain Smith | NO | | |
| RB |    Ricky Williams | MIA | RB |    Greg Jones | JAX | | |
| WR |    Terrell Owens | PHI | WR |    Marvin Harrison | IND | | |
| WR |    Chad Johnson | CIN | WR |    Hines Ward | PIT | | |
| WR |    Muhsin Muhammad | CHI | WR |    Chris Chambers | MIA | | |
| WR |    Marcus Robinson | MIN | WR |    Rod Smith | DEN | | |
| WR |    Corey Bradford | HOU | WR |    Keary Colbert | CAR | | |
| TE |    Tony Gonzalez | KC | WR |    Keyshawn Johnson | DAL | | |
| TE |    Heath Miller | PIT | TE |    Dallas Clark | IND | | |
| K |    Sebastian Janikowski | OAK | K |    Jeff Wilkins | STL | | |
| K |    Mike Nugent | NYJ | K |    Jeff Reed | PIT | | |
| DT |    Eagles | PHI | DT |    Ravens | BAL | | |
| DT |    Dolphins | MIA | DT |    Jaguars | JAX | | |
| *IR |      |   | *IR |    Byron Leftwich | JAX | | |
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| Big Slick | | Habib | |
| Martin Wong | | Adam DeJong | |
| QB |    Aaron Brooks | NO | QB |    Carson Palmer | CIN | | |
| QB |    Jake Delhomme | CAR | QB |    David Carr | HOU | | |
| QB |    Drew Bledsoe | DAL | QB |    Steve McNair | TEN | | |
| RB |    Jamal Lewis | BAL | QB |    Billy Volek | TEN | | |
| RB |    Larry Johnson | KC | RB |    Rudi Johnson | CIN | | |
| RB |    Warrick Dunn | ATL | RB |    Brian Westbrook | PHI | | |
| WR |    Quincy Morgan | PIT | RB |    Thomas Jones | CHI | | |
| WR |    Bobby Engram | SEA | RB |    Michael Bennett | MIN | | |
| WR |    Joe Horn | NO | RB |    Jerome Bettis | PIT | | |
| WR |    Andre Johnson | HOU | WR |    Randy Moss | OAK | | |
| WR |    Deion Branch | NE | WR |    Torry Holt | STL | | |
| WR |    Travis Taylor | MIN | WR |    Drew Bennett | TEN | | |
| WR |    Ernest Wilford | JAX | WR |    Derrick Mason | BAL | | |
| WR |    Justin McCareins | NYJ | WR |    Reche Caldwell | SD | | |
| WR |    Az Hakim | NO | WR |    Joey Galloway | TB | | |
| TE |    Randy McMichael | MIA | TE |    Jermaine Wiggins | MIN | | |
| K |    Matt Stover | BAL | K |    Mike Vanderjagt | IND | | |
| K |    John Kasay | CAR | K |    Rian Lindell | BUF | | |
| DT |    Panthers | CAR | DT |    Patriots | NE | | |
| DT |    Chiefs | KC | DT |    Cowboys | DAL | | |
| *IR |      |   | *IR |      |   | | |