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[Moron no.4-Guestbook entry]

Name: ~*Cassandra*~ >
(My lord, the prosecution would like to bring forward the first piece of evidence. Her name is squigglything star Cassandra star squigglything. We have therefore decided her parents were retarded.)

Homepage: http://
(Just remember that, Cassandra! Before you go critisizing people's sites, remember that my site is better than you http://NONE.)

E-Mail: cassykatt@hotmail.com
(She included her email address, which gives me more respect for her than the average SClub fan. But seeing as my respect for the average S Club fan is on a par with that of seaweed, this isn't saying much)

Referred By: Friend
(Sorry dear, but we've already discussed that search engine's aren't friends. They may be informative and efficient, but still no replacement for real live people that WILL stop avoiding you once you stop listening to S Club 7. And take that tampon out of your mouth!)

City/Country: Sherwood Park,Canada
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Comments: I think that you are very rude to the great,fun,fabulous,pop singing,great dance moves:::S club7
"The great dance moves:::S Club 7?" Everybody, let's point at this girl and ridicule her for her inability to grasp what grammar is! HAHAHAHA...ha.

I love S club alot and I am NOT going to let you and your anti S club fans put down S club 7
I can assure you that we are quaking on our collective boots as you speak. What do you plan to do with us, oh mighty squigglythingstarCassandrastarsquigglything?

From:YOUR VERY UNHAPPY S CLUB FAN!!!!!!!,Cassandra
REMEMBER EVERYONE!!! IF YOU WANT TO EMPHASISE THAT YOU MEAN WHAT YOU SAY USE CAPSLOCK AND LOTS OF EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!!!!!!!!! NO ONE WILL LISTEN TO YOUR LOSER RANTINGS IF YOU DON'T!!!!!!!!!

[Moron no.5-Guestbook entry]

Name: Whats it 2 u?
Now now. Stop being a smart arse and presuming I care.

Homepage: http://Who cares!
You don't? Me neither. Wow!

E-Mail: ____________________
*Thinks.* I'm no genius, but...I get the distinct impression that you're lying here.

Referred By: Just Surfed In

City/Country: In a house, In a city, In a country
*Sarcastic applause.* Did anyone ever tell you how incredibly unfunny you are?

Comments: Your site completly Sux! S Club 7 Rulz!
Really? Oh no! Your insightful comments and powerfully moving comments have made me see the error of my ways and I will shut this site down immediately! Thankyou, Mr/Mrs/undecided Whats it 2 u, I owe you my life. Now sod off.

[Moron no.6-Guestbook entry]

Name: Carrie

Homepage: http://better than yours
The why didn't you print the link so I could prove you wrong, you stupid little fuck?

E-Mail: no way would i tell you!
And no way would I care! Oh no! Some loser who flamed me didn't give me her email! I think I'll go slit my wrists now!

Referred By: Just Surfed In

City/Country: you'd probably stalk anyone who told you
I doubt it. Stalking someone as incredibly worthless as you would be pointless.

Comments: You're site sucks!
Starting with the same, incredibly mind numbingly tedious argument argument as usual, I see.

First of all, S Club 7 is a really good band.
*snigger*

They are a lot more talented than you'll probably ever be.
I have no musical talent. That doesn't mean I'm incabale of RECOGNISING it.

Also, have you noticed that no one likes your site?
Oh yes. Well, it WAS made to piss off retarded S Club fans after all. And it's doing a damn fine job of it. If it really was crap, it woulf provoke no reaction at all.

And your stupid little comments are not funny, if that's what you're trying to do.
Not at all. I am, in fact, doing them to expose the extreme ignorance of losers such as yourself. Do I win a prize?

Anyway, even if you did want to make an anti S Club 7 site, make one that actually makes sense! Yours just sucks!
Possible reasons why S Club Haters wouldn't make sense-
1)-You have no sense of humour.
2)-You are a foreigner whose english vocabularly consists of "Broccoli" and "Wibble"
3)-You are an S Club 7 fan, thus retarded and unable to understand a word with more than three letters.
The choice is yours.

[Moron no.7-Guestbook entry]

Name: whoever
Boy, I bet your christening was a laugh riot.

Homepage: http://no
Why am I not surprised?

E-Mail: um...no
Um...no as in you have no email address or as in you're not telling me? OH PLEASE BE MORE CLEAR! I CARE! I'M NOT BEING SARCASTIC AT ALL!

Referred By: Search engine

City/Country: somewhere
Oh very friggin' witty. You're Oscar Wilde, you are mate. Oscar Wilde and his amazing punctuating horse.

Comments: wow, some people really know how to come up with some shit if they really put their minds to it
Yeah, I think you've just demonstrated that quite clearly. But wait, you put your MIND to this? Wow...I pity your mind. It obviously isn't very developed.

your site sucks,
Yup. It's that same old argument again. Hey losers-find a new word to overuse, okay? Something amusing, like "Wibble" or something. But being the mindless corporate suckers you are, I guess using a different vocabulary to the ones your friends use is a problem.

you are one sad loser for wasting your time making a hate site
Has it occurred to you, perhaps, that you're the sadder one for reading a site dedicated to the downfall of your favourite band?If you're a Linkin Park fan, you aren't exactly going to want to surf LinkinParksucksmonkeyballs.com now, are you?

if i was as low as you, i would make a hate site for you,
That's not low, that's completely and unredeemingly pathetic. "Oh no! Some girl I've never met spent 10 minutes typing a site against a 'band' I like! Let's write about her getting squashed by anvils!"

lucky enough, i'm not fuck you
I respectfully decline your less than appealing offer.

[Moron no.8-The girl mailed me to say THIS...]

Name-Natasha Martines

U R A ****** peson!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gez-I strongly object to being called a "Peson." Whatever a "Peson" may be.

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