Even more morons

[Moron no. 12-The Queen of Grammarl]

Name-Sandra Mulligan

Nugget of insight and wit-"you are really sad u know what is the point of making a website about people u don't even know"
Gez-Seeing as you took time out from your no doubt busy and fulfilling life to tell me this, I will reply in the same manner. "omg u r just as sad wat is the point of mailing ppl u dont know 2 complain about a website u dont have 2 visit OMG OMG N SYNC ARE ON TV SHRIEK."

[Moron no.13-It's another email, kids!]

Name-rjrjrjrj@aol.com (Er...okay...)

Subject-I hate you (;_;)

Message-I hate you! (How very mean of you.)

You are the dumbest group of JACKASSES I have ever heard of.

Gez-Mmmkay...firstly there's only one of me, sweetie. you may be referring to the S Club Haters mailing list but that's dead in the water after the evil money grubbing Listbot devoured it. And yahoo egroups is evil and probably funds the slaughter of starving ethiopian baby foxes so I'm not touching that with a forty foot pole. But anyway, Mr Rjrjrjrj, if that IS your real name, I must say your outburst of unbridled meanness is most disappointing. Go and sit in the corner until english class.

[Moron no.14-The...oddest email I have ever recieved.]

Name: Sophie || MuSiC7.
Note the subtle use of the number seven that displays her musical tastes so effectively. I think, someday in the future, just as 666 has come to represent evil, 7 will come to represent illiteracy and bad miming.

once upon a time there was a foot.
One day he said.. i'm hungry for some good ass.
-...at this point the mail takes a disturbingly pornographic turn.

He looked around for a rump.
"Dang no ass here" he said.
So he headed to
-www.amateurteensexhotsexyxxxratedvideos.cum

S Club haters.
-Close enough.

Wow ass he cried.
As his eyes looked upon Bradley's face. Presuming this particular foot has eyes.

And gave it a kick.
And this is why poor Bradley looks like he does today.

[Moron no.15-Guestbook entry]

Name:You don't have to know!

Homepage: http://Shut up
I like how they use fake web urls to subtley get their message across. Very avante garde.

E-Mail: Yawn.....................
Agreed.

Referred By: Just Surfed In

City/Country: ?
Sorry, I knew I should have made these questions easier. By "country," I mean "place where you live. Hope that clears things up for you.

Hey the person who create this website, u are such a sicko and an idiot!
The person who create this website-omg ur rite!11

S club 7 is the best pop band ever!~
The person who create this website-omg ya!

Stop spreading bad things about them or u will be sorry!
The person who create this website- Omg i am liek so sory!!1 I can lend u my NSYNC greatist hitz CD if that wil maek it up 2 u!11 TEE HEE GIRLISH GIGGLE.

I am in wicca and i will cast a curse on you!
The person who create this website-If you were really into Wicca you'd know that you don't "cast" curses. You'd also know that all curses come back to you threefold. Jeez, haven't you ever watched Charmed? Well don't fuck with me, bitch! My auntie's the grand high priestess of the official church of cracksmoking satanwhores, an they'll send a plague of leprosy on yo' skanky bitchass, so don't you be messin' with me you skanky ho!.

~ Don't u have better things to do than wasting ya time in doing anti s club 7 or westlife?
The person who create this website-Look at this site. Really, look at it. It's shoddy and took all of 15 minutes to knock up. I update when I'm bored. The life argument is completey redundant. Think of a new one.

U are mad and GET A LIFE OUT THERE, SUCKER! Last two precious words-Y-O-U S-U-C-K!!!!!!!
The person who create this website- Precious in the same way iguana scrotal secretions are precious, perhaps. And they weren't words, they were letters with lots of hyphons between them.

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