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[Moron no.9-an um, email]

excuse you s club is not like that

*Elizabeth*
Gez-Well sure, if YOU say so. I mean, you're the one with the impeccable grammar and stupidly osentatious signature. That must count for SOMETHING, right? No? Though not. Piss off.

[Moron no.10-email]

Name-SClub7Pandagirl(....)

Title of email-Good site

Message-Good website, yeah, right.
Ooh, that's clever! Lure me into thinking this was a praising mail and make me cry when you flame me! Boo sodding hoo. Your name kinda gave away your mindless S Club worshipping sheep status.

S. Club 7 is the best band out there,
Snort

they understand that you don't have to kill anyone or do drugs to be cool.
So you're telling me that you didn't know that prior to listening to them? Jeez, if you couldn't work that out for YOURSELF then you're pretty sodding dense

I believe in till you personally know them do you have any right to speak against them.
Ah. Now this is unmitigated bull. As long as they're in the public eye they have to steel themselves for all kinds of critisizm. If no-one spoke against anyone in the public eye just because they were famous then we'd be being ruled by Hitler and his 70 incestuous wives at this very moment. Frredom of speech, my friend. If a band's music is crap, I have every right to say it is crap.

what do you listen to?
Certainly NOT S Club 7

...eminem, who has no IQ, all he does in his songs is kill people and do drugs.
Yes, I do listen to Eminem among other things. Limp Bizkit, Papa Roach, Linkin Park, Cyress Hill, Placebo, The Offspring, Mudvayne, Nirvana and others that you probably won't have heard of because they're not top 40. Oh, and a nice man called Marylin Manson too ;) But y'see, I'm smart, I can distinguish REALITY, the big scary thing outside my door, from FANTASY, the stuff Eminem raps about.

S club 7 are a bunch of great role models,
Great POT SMOKING role models

except for the fact Tina is clueless when it comes to hair/makeup/clothes,but oh well.
Now now. Don't judge until you know her personally.

They are still a lot better than you.
Ooh, I'm wounded. And yes, I agree. They sure ARE better than me for jigging around and miming to tripe they never wrote. Wow, you must have a strange definition of the word "better".

They do not promote violence in any of their songs, actually they have a campaign against it.
Oh wow. I respect them so much because their 2 year old's intellect told them that violence was wrong. I don't really care what pansy ass charity they're leeching money off to promote themselves. I listen to music for enjoyment, not because the band thinks child beating is evil. If that's such a big deal to you...GO DONATE SOME FUCKING MONEY. More of it will be used to help than the 2.3p S Club "generously" donate to some charity so they can look like they care..

Well why don't you go and get a life.
What, another one? Is there some kinda mail order catalogue out there where you can order lives?

~Alexandria~
Fuck off Alexandria.

Next!

[Moron no.11-Guestbook entry]

Name: nobodys bes.
Oh, sod off. What, do you people think I'm gonna track you down and kill you? Please, according to you I'm too busy not having a life and slitting my wrists to Marylin Manson for that. Make your minds up (if you have any)

Homepage: http://
What a surprise.

E-Mail: ruby_carter@hotmail.com
Referred By: Just Surfed In

City/Country: S CLUB HOME
*Arches an eyebrow* Hoo boy, we got a real dumbass here...

Comments: i think u r a complete ass hole...
I didn't put this site up for love and adoration, darlin'. Quit the flattery and get to the point.

u've just proved to everybody that u have No teast in music
And you've just proved my point-that all S Club 7 fans are as thick as shit with the spelling ability of a 5 month old baby.

cause s club 7 make very nice music and if u actually ever listned to the words of there songs i'll see how powerfull r they...
*Snort* I could rant for hours about S Club 7's lyrics and the fact they're shallow, trite crap. They don't write their own lyrics, some faceless suits write them. And the lyrics written don't mean anything much at all, they're just identikit rhymes that have been used a million times before, strung together to fit in an insipid, equally identikit tune. Their lyrics and songs are as manufactured as they are, and for that I will always despise them.

but as i said ASS HOLES WILL BE ALWAYS ASS HOLES
When did you say that?

...........S CLUB 7 ROCKS..............
Oh, well that's alright then. If you put it THAT way, I can't POSSIBLY argue can I? You just shot my entire argument to pieces in one overly dotted sentence. Congratulations!

...I bet you actually thought I MEANT that, didn't you? Dumbfuck.

[Moron no.12-Guestbook entry]

Name: What's in it for me?
The fact hundreds of fellow S Club haters can laugh at you and poke fun at you for being a retard?

Homepage: http://We do not allow bitches on our site
*Gasp* Did you just call me a bitch? HOW DID YOU KNOW??!?!?!?

E-Mail: Um......none of your business
Y'know, I'm really considering taking the Name and email sections of my guestbook down, because I'm sick of having to think of witticisms to make fun of dull-witted comments such as this *sighs* get a LIFE you saps. Why the FUCK would I want to mail you? Or care what your emails are? Jeez.

Referred By: Just Surfed In

City/Country: you wouldn't be able to find it on a map
I don't even have to respond any more. The insults are too pathetic for me to be bothering with.

Comments: did you smoke enough joints before you made this site?
Nope. Maybe Bradley will give me one of his.

We are probably half your age
No shit. Talking mental ages though, I'm guessing at least a fifth.

and we are more responsible then you.
Because you wash up for mommy and you're allowed to play with lego all by yourselves?

If you were in a desert wanting some water I would pass you by and let the vultures get to you and eat you ALIVE.
You wound me, really you do. You heartless fiend.

Why did your parents waist there time on u.
Because I'm vastly more intelligent, interesting and funny than the rest of the population. And because yo' momma sucks goat dick.

And by the way U ARE A FUCKN'BITCHHHHHHHHHHH
Yup.

AND A ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yup.

IHOPE YOU GO TO HELL!!!!!!!!!
D'you know...I probably will.

I HOPE YOU TELL EVERY ONE THIS MESSAGE
Done. Now EVERYONE can see your ignorance from the comfort of their own home!

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