This is my page of fun and humorous stuff. In addition to a piece of wacky literature from the boys at Monty Python ®, there is lots of other fun stuff that I shall try to keep adding to.
This is what I want to fence with. None of that pansy epee stuff, or foil or "regulation" saber... just this.Don't be stupidA really really cool picture I found of a 3-D try at a Klein bottle
Be a smarty
Come and join
The Nazi Party!This exciting new musical from Mel Brooks also contains such lovely songs as "Springtime for Hitler" and "Heil... Myself". PBS had a lovely "making of" show the other night, which is where I heard these funny songs. (Note: This is NOT meant to be an endorsement of the Nazi Party. My personal views are against said party, I simply enjoy the subtle mockery that this musical presents.)
Hello, children, hello. This is Uncle Dennis welcoming you to your own special story. Hello. Today we are going to have a story, so sit comfortably and we can all start.One day, Rikki the magic Pixie went to visit Daisy Bumble in her tumbledown cottage. He found her in the bedroom. Roughly he grabbed her heaving shoulders, pulling her down on to the bed and hurridly ripping off her thin- ????
Umm, let's try again, shall we?
Old Nick the Seacaptain was a rough, tough, jolly sort of fellow. He loved the life of the sea and he loved to hang out down by the pier where the men dressed as ladies- ? What, with a melon? Now wait a minute-
Here we go. Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the Magic Oak Tree, by the wobbly dum dum bush in magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives- Various appliances? Naked fun???
No more storytime for today! Goodbye, children!
As my interest in RenFests is nearing obsession, I am adding another link.
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