Royal on Tour

DATE: 10/12/04

REASON: CORKY'S BIRTHDAY

LOCATION: HALIFAX

PLACES WE CAN REMEMBER GOING: FLEECE, YATES, JUMPING JACKS

HIGHLIGHTS: FERGIE DANCING, FERGIE RUNNING ROUND WITH BUCKET ON HEAD, HAVING LOADS OF DRINKS ON TABLE WHEN THEY WERE £1.50, GAV TURNING UP FOR AN HOUR BUT STILL MANAGING TO HAVE A HUGE ROW WITH GARDSCOINGE, RED BUCKETS, THE OLD MAN IN A WHITE SUIT, FERGIES "KUNG FOO FIGHTING DANCE"

PICTURES TO COME SOON VIA SVENS MOBILE !

DATE: 24/12/04

REASON XMAS EVE

PLACES WE CAN REMEMBER GOING: ROYAL, BULL, ROYAL

HIGHLIGHTS: HOW FULL THE BULL WAS, ANDY CHATTING UP LOTS OF WOMEN, ANDY AND GARDSCOINES SET TO.

DATE: 03/01/05

REASON: FOOTBALL NIGHT OUT

PLACES WE CAN REMEMBER GOING: ROYAL, BLOODY REVELOUTION

HIGHLIGHTS: LEAVING REVELOUTION, CORKY NEARLY SETTING OFF A RIOT IN THE ROYAL AFTER TALKING TO A COUPLE OF GIRLS FROM SCHOOL, NEW BARMAID TELLING DAZ OFF.

PS THIS WAS NOT ORGANISED AS WELL AS IT COULD HAVE BEEN ! PEOPLE WERE UNSURE OF TIMES AND NOT EVERYONE KNEW ABOUT IT !!!!!!!!

(CONTRIBUTED BY ANDY)

REASON WE WENT OUT ON THE LASH (even though each individual in are team is never sober) 

STEVE’S BIRTHDAY ( The Gaffer himself)

 PLACES WE WENT

 WEATHERSPOONS FOR A VERY LONG TIME, BARACUDDA’S- GOOD ATMOSPHERE ALTHOUGH NOT BEEN ABLE TO MOVE OR GET TO THE BAR WAS A DOWNER.

FINISHED IT OFF IN JUMPIN JAKS- WE WERE ONLY ALLOWED TO TAKE 30 DRUNK, ROWDY LADS IN HERE BECAUSE WE’RE SO HARD AND THE BOUNCERS WERE SCARED- ( Gav sorted us out- showing coppers are good for somethings! LOL)

 THINGS REMEMBER HAPPENING WHICH WERE AMUSING OR KEY POINTS!

 GINGER DAVE TRYING TO PULL OFF A PINKY/REDY TOP, BUT CLASHING BADLY WITH THE FACT HIS HAIR IS LIKE THE SUN. DOM TELLING ME AND KENNY WE COULDN’T SMOKE UPSTAIRS IN SPOONS, WHEN WE CLEARLY COULD. THIS IS AMUSING COZ DOM IS OF COURSE A SPOONS MANAGER!

EVERYONE TOUCHING UP ONE OF GAV’S LADY FRIENDS AND ME TRYING TO KISS HER, ONLY TO FIND OUT THAT SHE WAS ALSO A COPPER!

STILL KEPT TRYING THOUGH!

FERGIES LEATHER COAT, HE WAS TRYING TO LOOK LIKE A CROSS BETWEEN NEO FROM THE MATRIX, OR A LUCKY, LUCKY MAN.

STEVE BEEN SENT OFF FOR HIS ( SPECIAL PRESENT) AND COMING BACK WITH A HUGE SMILE!

THE WHOLE TEAM ON THE DANCE FLOOR GETTING GIRLS AND BOUNCERS STUCK BETWEEN US, WE WERE LIKE A MAD RUGBY PACK, AND AS NONE OF US CAN DANCE, NO NOT EVEN ME! WE JUST HUDDLE CHANT AND JUMP!

NONE OF THE TEAM ACTUALLY PULLING- IF YOU TELL ME ITS COZ YOUR MARRIED OR ENGAGED YOUR LIARS!

STEVE DANCING AND TRYING TO KEEP WITH THE YOUNG ONES- RESPECT TO THE MAN.

MOTTY BEEN DRUNK AFTER 2 HOURS, BECAUSE HIS BODY CAN ONLY HOLD ONE UNIT OF BEER.

BOUNCERS BEEN SCARED TO STOP US FROM CAUSING HAVOC, COZ WERE SO HARD.

OH AND ME AND LUKE SNOGGING ALL THE TIME.

FINAL VERDICT

IN ALL IT WAS A GOOD NIGHT AND IT BEEN STEVES BIRTHDAY WHO DOES A LOT FOR THE CLUB IT WAS GOOD TO SEE EVERYONE OUT, EVEN THE HERMITS LIKE DAVE AND JOEL CAME OUT.

A DECENT NIGHT NOT BAD VENUE, BEER REASONABLE PRICED, NOT TOO MUCH ACTION WITH THE LADIES THOUGH.

I GIVE IT A RESPECTABLE 8/10. THIS WOULD OFF BEEN 7 BUT I CANT STOP PICTURING STEVE DANCING, SO A BONUS POINT.

DALE BEING FINALLY BOOTED OUT FOR JUMPING UP AND DOWN ON THE STAGE WAS MY HIGHLIGHT AS WAS THE TRIP TO BURGER LAND !. HOW DID DAVE ONLY SPEND £21 HE MUST HAVE BEEN BEER BURGLING.