NEWS

06/02/04 Royal go through to Semi Finals after 3-0 win over oddfellows at Applby Bridge. Sven scored two and Adam got a goal and a booking.

19/12/04 Royal draw 2-2 with Wibsey. Dave and Adam scored. Daz got involved in a brawl with their "special" ! midfielder.

15/12/04 Woffy and Daz pick up big fines and 35 day bans following the Beechwood game.

The referee has now packed in refereeing for ever !

15/11/04 Royal draw 3 - 3 with Fairweather Junction. Sven, Fergs and Dom scored.

10/11/04

Royal beat Horsforth Rangers 2-1 in the county cup with a brace from Sven

31/10/04

Royal complete a league double over Ventus United with a 4-1 away win. Scorers were Sven with a hatrick and a long range effort from Adam.

29/10/04 EXLEY NEARLY SACKED FROM JOB

* LEWD AND UNAPROPRIATE BEHAVIOUR.

* HAVING FARTING COMPETITIONS.

* WRITING RUDE WORDS ON PIECES OF PAPER.

CHRIS EXLEY WAS YESTERDAY NEARLY SACKED FROM HIS JOB WORKING FOR THE POLICE.

HIS APPAULING AND UNPROFFESSIONAL BEHAVIOUR INCLUDED MAKING RUDE COMMENTS ABOUT FELLOW WORKMATES BREASTS, HAVINGFARTING COMPETITIONS AND WRITING

BIG HAIRY BALLS ON A PIECE OF PAPER.

HE WAS FORCED TO GO TO WAKEFIELD TO SEE THE HIGH COMISSIONER OF WEST YORKSHIRE TO CONFESS TO HIS CRIMES.

IN ORDER TO SAVE HIS JOB CHRIS HAD TO READ OUT THE WORDS WRITTEN ON A PIECE INCRIMINATING EVIDENCE FOUND ON HIS DESK. THE WORDS WERE BIG HAIRY BALLS.  LUCKILY HE WAS NOT SACKED BUT HIS MATE GREGGLES WAS, HIS DAYS HELPING THE POLICE FORCE WERE OVER.

17/10/04FERGIE SCORES IN 3-1 DEFEAT AT ECCHLESHILL

10/10/014

ROYAL BEAT WIBSEY WORKING MENS CLUB RESERVES 5-1 IN THE SECOND ROUND OF THE INTERMEDIATE CUP:

SCORERS WERE GOAL MACHINE SVEN, FERGIE, MATH, ADAM AND A GARY BALDY PENALTY.

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