DAZ

Profile By Scott Wilkinson. (No mention of him being a lying bastard though !)

AS I'M HIS BRO I THINK I HAVE THE RIGHT CREDENTIALS TO WRITE HIS PROFILE AS
NOBODY ELSE HAS THE BALLS OR MOST PROBABLY JUST COULDN'T BE ARSED PLUS I'M
BORED SHITLESS AT WORK

DAZ 'MAD DOG' WILKINSON BY HIS BRO
DAZ IS THE PASSIONATE/ HEAD CASE (DELETE AS APPLICABLE) CAPTAIN OF THE ROYAL
AND STEVE'S UNOFFICIAL NO.2. IF HE CONCENTRATED MORE ON KEEPING HIS HEAD ON,
I FEEL HE WOULD BE THE PIVOTAL PLAYMAKER FOR THE ROYAL ALL SEASON LONG. BUT,
AS YOU ALL KNOW AND HAVE SEEN TIME AND TIME AGAIN HIS PASSION FOR WINNING
SOMETIMES CROSSES THE BORDERS OF THE REFS RULES. INJURIES HAVE ALSO
INTERUPTED DAZ'S CURRENT SEASON WITH THE ROYAL, (MUST BE A HEREDITARY THING
BUT I CAN NEVER REMEMBER PICKING UP AN INJURY TAKING A THROWING AS DAZ DID
EARLIER THIS SEASON) BUT TO HIS CREDIT HE DOES GO TO THE GYM AND PHYSIO
REGULARY THESE DAYS. DAZ HAS GOOD VISION AND IS A COMMITED TACKLER (WHEN
TIMED RIGHT) WHO PROTECTS THE BACK 4 WELL IN THE MAKELE MOULD, BUT CAN ALSO
PAY A PIN POINT BALL THROUGH IN THE GERRARD MOULD ALSO. I FEEL (AND HE
PROBABLY KNOWS IT) THAT HE ALONG WITH FERGIE /LUKE /MICK KAY AND SCOUSE COULD
OF PLAYED AT A HIGHER LEVEL IF THEY REALLY WANTED TO BUT THE DRAW
OF LAGER, WOMEN AND THE ROYAL TEAM BANTER GOT IN THE WAY, CE LA VIE
THINGS YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW - AS I'M HIS BROTHER I CAN CONFIRM THAT ALL THOSE,
LET'S SAY SKIRMISHES, DAZ HAS BEEN INVOLVED IN OVER THE YEARS, NOT ONE
(ACCORDING TO HIM) HAS BEEN HIS FAULT (SO HE TELLS ME AFTER EVERY INCIDENT).
I DON'T THINK THERE'S NOT ONE OF HIS CLOSE MATES THAT HE HASN'T HAD A BARNY
WITH SOME TIME OR ANOTHER BUT WE ALL STILL LOVE HIM. DAZ CAN DRINK LOADS AND
DOESN'T SEEM THAT PISSED I.E DOESN'T SLUR WORDS/ FALL OVER/ FALL ASLEEP AS I
OFTEN DO BUT EITHER GETS ANGRY OR TURNS INTO CASANOVA (TIMES ARE CHANGING
WITH THE WEDDING LATER THIS YEAR). DAZ WAS ONCE DESCRIBED BY OUR DAD AS I
QUOTE 'ONE STEP AWAY FROM BEING A GORILLA' END QUOTE AS MY DAD STUMBLED
UPON A PICTURE OF HIM BENT OVER, ARSE CHEEKS WIDE APART, SHITTING (A DIRTY
TAPWATER CONSISTENCY) ONTO OUR APARTMENT FLOOR IN MAGALUF IN YEARS GONE BY.
STRANGE THAT HE HATES BEING AROUND DIRT AND ESPECIALLY CIGS AS HE THINKS
IT'S A DISGUSTING HABIT. ASWELL AS MY BRO HE'S ALSO A GREAT MATE WHO'LL DO
OWT FOR HIS MATES AND FAMILY AND I THINK WITHOUT HIM AND STEVE THE ROYAL
WOULD OF SUFFERED THE SAME DEMISE AS THE 'KINGS HEAD'

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