FERGIE

17. Michael Ferguson - Fergie is an exceptional footballer who can beat a man with ease and for good measures beat them again making the best of players look stupid. He holds the ball very well which takes pressure of rest of team when were under pressure. Also very good in air which makes him dangerous from set plays. Has recently started banging the goals in too netting 6 in first 4 games.

Things you may not know- Fergs used to be an eating machine too, maybe not to the extent of Woofy but still seemed to have a bottomless pit. Fergs is another as he’s got older and now been a father struggles with the drink and tends to get leathered very quickly as quite often nowadays see him dribbling into his pint not too long into the night. Likes to argue too when pissed much to the annoyance of former player Tony Shaw making such comments about his shoes that Tony made his own way home from a Scarborough about two hours into the trip. I once witnessed him having a shit and been sick into a bath at the same time when we went away to celebrate a birthday. Other escapades include falling off a moving taxi and waking up under a pile of leaves in an alleyway in Huddersfield.