MATH

14. Matthew Ral- Math is a midfielder with an eye for goal who never stops running around the pitch. Not many people realise how much ground he actually covers in a game. Another player who gets in peoples faces and can play a nice ball through to our strikers.

Things you may not know- Math or rocket nose as he’s better known is man with the weight of the world on his shoulders, so much so that I can’t mention it (shows how bad it is!). But there is the fact he classes himself as a hardened drinker but others know him as the bloke who’ll be guaranteed first to be pissed. He has a tendency to order a curry at end of night then fall asleep with his face in it and then find he hasn’t enough money to pay for it. He’s mastered the art of drinking piss quite well, not always his own!.