SVEN

18. Ben "GOAL MACHINE" Collier - Ben is a player who’s been with us a few years now and has only just started to feel part of a winning team having joined us just after our glory days. He first started out in midfield but has found this season he is more effective up front using his exceptional heading ability to score and create goals. He’s getting a lot better at holding the ball up and is adjusting to life up front well.

Things you may not know- Sven as he is known joined us a bit of a stiff and obviously had led a sheltered life but has come out of his shell over last few years ‘shagging’ around a bit now. Another like Gav who thinks he pulls only fit birds but he forgets we have eyes too!. Recently been to Thailand or wherever and am led to believe he was in action with some bird but having heard that there’s loads of she males knocking about I think he may have entered the homosexual field unknowingly!!!!!!!!!!!or maybe knowingly, who knows!!