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About
the Groom.....
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He was born one sunny
day .... His mother, Antoinette, and his father, Eugene senior, couldn't
believe their luck to have such a strapping little boy!
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Mom
Says...
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Mom Antoinette
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He is their darling
little boy and they will not believe a bad word about him....and let's
face it... he is a cutie pie (Actually, mom-in-law's words) So the long
and short of it is that both his mom and mom-in-law think the sun shines
out of his better end.
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Is the poor man marrying into the "pantoffel regering?"
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Dad
says...
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Pa
Eugene:"Seun, dit is 'n groot stap om vrou te vat!"
Pa-in-law: "Dankie
tog en simpatie, Eugene ou seun! |
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Sanet
says...
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So much raw
energy.....I am tired already! That explains why
she is in her pyjamas already..
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His
story....
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Help!
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Rumour has it that
the poor man didn't have a choice in this at
all....help....anybody...???!!!!
In his own words:
"Sanet stalked me all the time from day one - her friends tell me
they used to drive past my flat to see if my car was there - if it was,
they'd go home. If not, they'd go out to try and find me. She sent friends
into the pharmacy to spy and see what I'm doing, listen to hear where I'm
going, etc etc. Every time I visited a pub or club - 15 minutes later
Sanet would be there........could never understand what was happening.
The US intelligence would have prevented Sept 11 with Sanet's surveillance
skills, I'm telling you!
Then she kept on that the diamond price would go up every year and that
I'll get such a good deal from her dad etc etc and I should hurry
otherwise he must sell it elsewhere for a profit - so I had to buy the
diamond and set the ring. Then when I wanted to take her to the top of a
hill overlooking the sea in Normandy, France to get engaged, she moaned
all the way of having to walk so far and the wind was blowing and her
shoes were hurting and I almost sold the ring in London for double what I
paid............
But anyway, now that it's done I have nice in-laws and Sanet makes me a
baked patatoe every night and I'm happy.
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But
everybody says.....
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is now where you all can give some input) Either e-mail
the skinner
(gossip) or story to me or use the message form below: |
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Name |
Relationship |
Comment |
| Maggie: |
Soon-to-be-aunt |
Eugene gets up miles too
early in the morning. As far as I know, Sanet is a late sleeper. I am
available for counseling... |
| JD |
Soon-to-be-uncle |
He supports the right
team - and boy he sure knows how to support them! The challenge to Eugene
is clear.... |
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