Things to ponder!!
Ponder this.....
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*How is it possible to have a CIVIL war?
*Why is it called "tourist season" if you cant shoot at them?
*If the "black box" flight recorder is never dammaged duringa plane crash, why isnt the whole plane made outta that stuff?
*Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
*If man was envolved from monkeys and apes, why are there still monkeys and apes?
*If all the psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they still working?
*If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
*If u spin an oriental man three times, does he become disoriented?
*I went to a bookstore and asked the woman "where is the self help section?".. she said if she told me that it would defeat the purpose.
*Could is be that all trick or treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghost but as matresses?
*If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself is that considered a hostage situation?
*Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "pratice"?
*Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
*Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
*Why dont sheep shrink when it rains?
*Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
*If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remail silent?
*Why do they put braille on a drive-thru bank machine?
*Is it true that cannibals dont eat clowns because they taste funny?
*What was the best thing before slice bread?
*If one syncronized swimmer drowns, does all of the rest have to drown too?
*If #2 pencil is the best, why is it still #2?
*If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay u to do it?
*If u try to fail and succeed, which have u done?
*I went to the Missing Persons Bureau. No one was there.
*If a bouncer gets drunk, who throws him out?
*When will all the rhetorical questions end?
*We have milage, yardage, and footage. Why dont we have inchage?
*A tree: first we chop it down, then we chop it up!
*"No comment" is a comment.
*If you get cheated my the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?
*Whats the plural of "hell of a guy"? "Hells of guys"?
*Why do we say "redhead" but not "brown head"?
*Environmentalists changed the word "Jungle" to "Rainforests", bacause no one would give money to save a jungle. Same with swamps and wetlands.
*I'm not an organ donar, but i gave an old piano to the salvation army.
*I thought it would be nice to get a job at a "duty-free" shop, but is doesnt sound like theres not a whole lot to do in a place like that.
*What exactly is "Midair"? Is there some other part of air besides the "Mid" part?
*How can "crash course" and "Collision course" have two different meanings?
*How come wrong numbers are never busy?
*Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "up there"?
*Does the screwdrivers belong to phillip?
*Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
*Does killing time damage eternity?
*Why doesnt tarzan have a beard?
*Why is it called lipstick if u can still move ur lips?
*Why is it that night falls and day breaks?
*Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
*Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
*Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
*Daylight savings time. Why are they saving it, and where do they keep it?
*Do pilots take crash courses?
*Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?
*Do ya think when they asked George Washington for is ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
*Have you ever seen a toad in a toadstool?
*How can there be self-help "Groups"?
*How many weeks are in a light year?
*How do u get off a non-stop flight?
*If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his walkman?
*If athletes get athletes foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?
*If barbie's so popular, why do ya have to buy all of her friends?
*If blind people wear sunglasses, why dont deaf people wear earmuffs?
*If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, what are girlscout cookies made out of?
*If swimming is good for ur shape, why do whales look like they do?
*If tin whistles are made out of tin, what are fog horns made out of?
*If u cant drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
*If u jog backwards, will u gain weight?
*Why do signs say "Slow Children" and have a picture of a running child?
*Why do they call it "chili" if its hot?
*Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
*Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
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