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Catherine is the second child of Dan & Frances. She was born on June 23. That makes her a Cancer (e.g., a sideways-scuttling, sentimental sap). Catherine is a dyed-hair woman, and right now it
is a burgundy red shade. Catherine’s
driver's
license says that her eyes are green. Her
body-fat ratio has too much fat in it (but she is considering corrective
liposuction). Favourite Things: Catherine likes medieval history, antiques and ballet, along with the pre-requisite sci-fi & fantasy interests. She is a pseudo-aristocrat, and likes to shop at the Bombay Company (much to the dismay of her anarchist sister). Catherine likes to surf the net, go to movies (particularly the costume drama/epic/subtitled variety) and eat truckloads of popcorn. Her most recent favorite TV show was Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and she will often attempt to open a conversation by saying “So I was watching Buffy the other day, and… blah-blah-blah.” She has a serious obsession with Spike, and James Marsters has reportedly obtained a restraining order to keep her from stalking him. Her most recent favorite films are The Lord of the Rings films (although she was banned from Tolkien groups everywhere by stating that she thought "the films are better than the books"). If you ask Catherine what her best feature is, she will say, “My peasant hands.” Things
to Know About Catherine: Catherine once got a needle in her eyeball when she went to the doctor. Consequently, she does not often go to the doctor, although perhaps she should - she fully believes that you can live on a diet of Cheerios, chicken soup, toast, popcorn and the occasional Coke. She used to own the worst car in the world - a boxy, blue 1983 Ford Fairmont. It ate almost every cent she had, and still kept breaking down. Eventually, in a fit of rage, she set it on fire and tried to claim the insurance money. Since she'd often threatened to do just that, nobody believed her. Now she rides her bicycle everywhere, and her cycling clothing costs more than her business wardrobe. Catherine has a habit of stealing other people's dogs and of violently campaigning against reducing speed in school zones. Rumor has it that she has at least nine net aliases, but we are not able to confirm this at this time. Relevant Catherine-Related Links
Charlotte's POV: I follow Catherine around because she always has bacon in her pocket to feed to me. Sometimes, she feeds me so much that I barf. This usually happens on Sundays.
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