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Too many pizza commercials combined with a few hours of Babylon 5 may not
be a good thing... It got a friend and I thinking about what would happen
if the various races began competing for pizza customers. I thought I'd
share a few of the slogans we came up with... Some are kind of lame, but
there must be a few more warped senses of humor out there. :) Jon
------- Minbari: Free delivery to anyone who can prove they have Valen's
soul.
We won't stop your delivery for no reason just before reaching your house.
Honest.
Absolutely no chance of hair in your food... hey, what the %#$# ????
Zathras: Math may not be Zathras's strong point, but deep dish pizza is.
Hairy grammer boy say "
This is the One.
" Vorlon: You are not yet ready for the hot sausage.
Those pepperoni are not for you.
Good. Centauri: Ahhh, my verrrry goooood friend... get pizza in six nice
even slices...
A slice a day'll keep the Na'Ka'Leen away. Narn: Expect it when you see
it. Human: Pizza so cold you'll think it's Russian. Morden: What do you
want?
One topping at a time, Ambassador. Pak'ma'ra: Over 90 species... err...
toppings to choose from. Ironheart: Guaranteed delivery in a million
years. Psi Corps: Guaranteed to be at your door 5 minutes BEFORE you order
it.
Hot, fresh, and tasty or we'll mindwipe the cook. Drazzi: Purple pizza no
good, green pizza good. Papa Garibaldi's: Pizza in 30 minutes or we space
the delivery boy. JMS: Oh, so you think you're getting ham &
pineapple? Just wait... :) Back
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