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[rec.arts.sf.tv.babylon5] In article <32i5qp$ia0@matt.ksu.ksu.edu>, wrote: > > All we have to do is start a Vorlon psychic hotline ... :) > > caller: what can you tell me about my career ? > vorlon: listen to the music not the song ... > > caller: what about my love life ? will I ever find the perfect mate ? > vorlon: you are not ready for that information ... > call back at the hour of high phone rates > > caller: I've been feeling depressed lately. Should I commit suicide ? > .................. (long pause) ................ > vorlon: yes, most definately But you'd need to do a lot of work to make sure that people can tell this service apart from the Internet Oracle. > PS - if that doesn't work, how about phone sex with B5 characters > > push 1 for Susan ... our sexy S&M mistress Sign me up for that! Especially if she gets to wear a Soviet uniform and gives me the speech about "Ivanova is God." > push 2 for Talia ... she knows your every desire The only problem is, if gloves inhibit her powers, what would a condom do? (Sure, she could _lie_ on the phone, and say it's good for her, but she'd never do that.) > push 3 for Delin ... an alien so exotic you won't remember ... uh "Yes, yes, make the triangle appear on my forehead, baby!" And, of course, she has that secret cabinet of foreplay crystals. > push 4 for Mike ... a biker who looks kinda like Bruce Willis I can say nothing except I'd definitely prefer to press 1. > push 5 for Jeff ... he talk's like a DJ, but hey, why not He reminds me more of the scientists in all those fifties "industrial" films. I can just picture him saying, "The molten slurry moves along the conveyor belt to the annealing vat, where it is subjected to the Bessemer process which vulcanizes the rubber. But little Billy doesn't need to know that--all he needs to know is that the rubber vomit is delivered fresh from our factory to his kitchen floor!" > push 6 for Londo ... an accent you won't soon forget Adventures In Big Hair With Londo! He talks like the Zima guy only hotter! Ladies, if you're willing to shave your head, he's the man for you! > push 7 for Kosh ... never mind, you're not ready "What kind of phone sex line _is_ this?" (weird howls) "...Profitable." Besides, you forgot the one I'd like the very best: push 8 for Na'Toth... hurry up before she's recast! Caitlin Brown is great with or without her makeup. Seen her in _The Jerk_? As the cycle stuntwoman? Rrrrrowwrrrr! -- K. And yeah, I'm cross-posting this to alt.religion.kibology 'cause I have to, even though they won't get the dumb ol' jokes and will just think I've been dropped on my head another few times. Back

 

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