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From: ksc15@cc.keele.ac.uk (Grail) Subject: Re: REPOST: Free Ed Wasser /
Morden Electronic Newsletter Free Ed Wasser with every packet of Kellogg's
Cornflakes. Moveable arms, legs, head, and pull the string and he really
*does* say "What do you want?" each time. Wow! Coming soon, in
the new range from Mr T.O.Ysrus : COMMANDER SINCLAIR. First season
commander of Bab5, completely with hair so short you can feel those
bristles tingle. Chiselled impassive features so believable you'll think
you've got Michael O'Hare in your hand. Comes complete with duck. DELENN.
Special amazing new Delenn Transformer, from the same company that brought
you Optimus Prime and Megatron. Start off bald and with a bone, but flick
those hinges, fold back those flaps, and hey presto she's gone into a
chrysalis. Work it some more and - wow! - she's changed! SHERIDAN. Smile a
mile long, bulky body that tries to imitate Sinclair but can't quite
manage it, here John Sheridan really does grin and *you* can modify the
length of his smile just by yourself. GARIBALDI. Still under development,
but comes complete with first, second, and third favourite things in the
universe. TALIA WINTERS. Psi-Corps? The Talia you know? NO, WAIT!! Say the
password and pow! she changes into someone you've never heard of who
strokes women's hair and makes you feel uneasy that she's a villain!
Depend on her to save you? Not on your life! SUSAN IVANOVA. Comes complete
with sheet of Russian maxims for those who want to learn them. Those of us
who'd prefer to have a life can play with the doll instead, even let it
dominate you and threaten to throw you out of a third-floor window on Io.
Ah, the joys of submission.... *sigh* *joke over* Can't think of any for
G'kar, Londo, Vir, Lennier, Na'Toth, Kosh, Zack Allen, etcetera. Anyone
else, feel free. Grail.
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